halvar,

Thought so until the age of 10. So I’m making an educated bet, that you mightnjust grow out of it. otherwise eternal damnation awaits

hamFoilHat,

Dark chocolate is awful and I’m in my 40s so I’m not “growing out of it”.

halvar,

There is always hope, my dear friend.

feedum_sneedson,

I’m sympathetic. Not sure I agree, but I’m sympathetic.

RubiksIsocahedron,

White chocolate is better for you.

Personally, I think the bitter of dark chocolate helps contrast the sweet.

NuPNuA,

It’s not even real chocolate. Dark chocolate for the win. At least 70% or bust.

naticus,

I have to stop about 70%. Every 80%+ tastes like plastic to me, it’s a weird sensation for me. Have always loved 70% dark chocolate though, as well as milk.

White? It’s mostly a toleration rather than an enjoyment. I like it in a few specific things like a white mocha or a few varieties of cookies. But never by itself.

Nacktmull,

I tried 99%, it is not for everyday but really interesting, complex flavor.

Nacktmull,

I tried 99%, it is not for everyday but really interesting, complex flavor.

NuPNuA,

Yeah, I’ve had 99%, think it would have been great for cooking but it just formed a bitter mush in my mouth when I ate it. No snap at all.

Nacktmull,

Sounds like it was not conched properly during production

julietOscarEcho,

This is the real unpopular opinion. 99% is like eating coffee grounds. I assume it only exists so people can feign sophistication.

Nacktmull, (edited )

Yeah right, if you don´t find it interesting, it must be fake when others say they do

julietOscarEcho,

Have you tasted 99% though. Bleurgh

Nacktmull,

I tried 99%, it is not for everyday but really interesting, complex flavor.

southsamurai,
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Damn, I think this may be the first truly angry upvote I’ve ever given. How someone can be so wrong, but post about it in the one place where the sheer insanity of saying it requires me to applaud their saying it, it don’t understand.

Legit though, I get it. Dark chocolate is an odd pleasure. Sour isn’t the right word, it’s bitterness, though. And it’s an earthy bitterness rather than something that is only bitter. But I can see how the dominance of the bitterness is going to overwhelm the palate until and unless you’ve taken the time to break away from sweet pleasures as the only pleasures. And that takes both time and effort, we aren’t geared to detect bitterness as good by default.

I love me some white chocolate though! The cheap stuff is cloying and waxy, but when it’s done well, you get this creamy texture along with the buttery flavor carried on sweetness.

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

As a supertaster, bitter things are difficult to enjoy because even slight bitterness tends to overpower everything else. So I agree with OP and will take my downvotes accordingly.

kogs,

I guess you’re gonna be tired aaaaand wrong.

I’m sure we’ll see eye to eye on other matters, but not this.

Good day to you!

Psythik,

White chocolate is the only chocolate I’ll eat. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, any other kind of chocolate; I can’t comprehend why people like it so much. I’m more of a strawberry/vanilla guy. At least they don’t taste like stale coffee mixed with sugar to cover the taste.

pyrflie,

Because they like bitter flavors and not JUST sugar.

White chocolate has had all of it’s bitter compounds removed. It is basically fat free milk.

Asafum,

This means you don’t like chocolate. As another comment pointed out, it’s sugar you like not chocolate.

That’s fine, but chocolate is life so…

:P

Psythik,

Nah it’s not the sugar cause I like pure vanilla too.

Thorny_Thicket,

White Toblerone is the best chocolate in the world. Next best is Fazer’s Salty liquorice milk chocolate.

pyrflie,

It really isn’t. The key flavor factor of Chocolate is it’s bitterness.

White Chocolate totally sacrifices this flavor profile. If you prefer white chocolate you like sugar, not chocolate.

Zyansheep,

“You want some chocolate with that sugar?”

Azal,

This. I despise how sweet white chocolate tastes. I like that rich bitterness to dark chocolate.

But I was the weird kid who grew up liking dark chocolate over milk chocolate.

Historical_General,
@Historical_General@lemmy.world avatar

Same, I used to eat it in very small amounts.

julietOscarEcho,

Or like both but prefer sugar (and fat carefully tempered to a delecate snap). But seriously if you don’t like sugar I don’t understand why you would be messing with chocolate anyway.

Incidentally try caramelising white chocolate. fucking great. Which I think supports the white choc ~= sugar hypothesis.

elscallr,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

Caramelized white chocolate sounds delightful. Like dulce de leche.

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

I’m also a dulce de leche lover

elscallr,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

If you’ve never tried it, take a can of sweetened condensed milk and simmer it (don’t boil!). It’ll take several hours simmering, but when you open the can you’ll end up with something very similar to dulce de leche inside.

Anti_Weeb_Penguin,
@Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world avatar

I can get it from the store, but thanks for the tip!

TheBest,

I follow your flavor claim, but lose me on the texture bit. They feel veeery similar tbh.

But i cannot STAND white chocolate. Its way too sweet for me, and it overall tastes too much like milk. So much so i usually get 70% cacao content, which would probably be too bitter for your tastes.

nadiaraven,

I only eat Lindt 70% chocolate. It’s absolutely perfect and I cant stand anything higher or lower in cacao percentage. And the Lindt brand is extremely smooth. So good. And it’s relatively healthy with more fat and protein than carbs, so it satisfies me after about two squares.

BastingChemina,

I discovered a 65% cacao milk chocolate. You get the strong chocolate flavor but also the milk to balance the bitterness.

I usually prefer dark chocolate but this one is amazing.

Nacktmull,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

All you´re doing is saying that you don’t like chocolate with extra steps …

brygphilomena, (edited )

I have to agree with him white chocolate is superior.

I just don’t like chocolate.

Nacktmull,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

At least you have the courage to say so. I can respect that.

cley_faye,

Maybe because it’s not chocolate and we should stop calling it this.

throwsbooks,

Depends! If you consider chocolate to be food derived from the cocoa bean, then white chocolate is chocolate because it’s made of cocoa butter without the solids!

The powdery stuff you call cocoa is what’s left over once you get rid of the cocoa butter. So if you feel that cocoa solids are required for something to be classified as chocolate… Then no, it’s not chocolate.

Nacktmull,

Now let´s also consider the fact that cocoa butter is free of chocolate flavor because all the chocolate flavor remains in the cocoa powder after the separation.

Otakat,

Hence white chocolate

Nacktmull, (edited )

white chocolate aka chocolate without any chocolate flavor

mranachi,

I guess it’s the same as asking if vegetable oil is a vegetable.

kaffiene,

Chocolate is cocoa and cocoa butter by definition

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

It scratches the same itch for me ¯*(ツ)*/¯

UmbrellAssassin,

People ITT: gatekeep chocolate.

Md1501,

So the only problem I have with white chocolate is that is seems soooo much sweeter. Like a sickly sweet. Its not bad just not my go to sweet

avonarret1,

Why would you pretend anyway? Such a nonsensical thing to do, I can’t even comprehend why anybody would do such a thing in this instance.

wheeldawg,

They probably weren’t actually pretending. Most likely just using the meme phrase for the title.

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