Yerbouti,

I was groomed by a drag queen hidden in the gender neutral bathrooms of my school. I now identify has a straight white patriotic male, I have never been so oppressed.

euphoric_cat,
@euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

played too much vrchat

NakariLexfortaine,

They told me I could be whatever I wanted when I grew up.

hellfire103,
@hellfire103@sopuli.xyz avatar

When I went to the gender shop in 2006, I think I picked up two genders stuck together by mistake.

Possibly the best mistake I ever made.

wh0_cares,

I majored in comp sci >:3

ThatFembyWho,

Studied CS, didn’t realize I was trans until after graduating.

This checks out…

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

to annoy jk rowling

apotheotic,

This is always a valid reason. Annoying jk rowling is always morally correct

Trainguyrom,

I was going to say “to annoy my parents” but this is the better answer

ThatFembyWho,

My body is like 60% JKR tears at this point.

PelicanPersuader,
@PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org avatar

It was mandatory when I converted to Satanism.

ThatFembyWho,

Huh. My cult leader told me Satanism was mandatory when I converted to transgenderism.

lolola,

Someone marked my gender wrong on a form once and I just sorta went with it.

oNevion,

Needed a new way to blow up my marriage

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I installed Arch

Colour_me_triggered,

Kek

shea,

I’ve been working on installing arch this week as my first Linux experience and i just came out as trans last year, is this is thing? Did i accidently become a stereotype?

ShaunaTheDead,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

I got tired of talking about sports and cars all the time

RacoonVegetable,

So what’s your favourite plane?

Mine is L-1011

ShaunaTheDead,
@ShaunaTheDead@kbin.social avatar

I like the Material Plane cause that's where all my stuff is!

corship,

To finally be able to compete in professional sports.

good_girl,
@good_girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

To increase my social standing and get woke points and take over the united states and

celeste,

become the first woman to get president (I’m not even an US citizen or a woman).

Sentinian,
@Sentinian@lemmy.one avatar

Too much soy

naevaTheRat,
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

to double jump

osmac,

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