POST ARCHIVED TO PREVENT LINK ROT MFERS, FUTURE HOG CRANKERS MIGHT WANNA KNOW
FOR SCREEN READERS, THIS POST IS OF A COOL SKELETON HOLDING A BONE SCYTHE ON A BACKGROUND OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER. THE SKELETON SAYS:
OH, DID MY POST OFFEND YOU? if so, then I am genuinely sorry, and would be happy to take any suggestions as to how I can be more sensitive in the future. That is, if you want to impart any. I know I’m not a great person, but I’m trying to be better.
YOU STILL GOTTA DRY SO YOU'LL USE A LITTLE TOILET PAPER BUT JUST A FEW SQUARES SERIOUSLY INVEST IN THE BIDET BROTHER IT'LL INCREASE YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
AROOO MFER ID LOVE TO PLAY GAMES BUT I CRANKED MY HOG A LITTLE TOO HARD AND MY DESKTOP BROKE I THINK THE PSU IS FUCKED FROM ALL THE HOG CRANKING IT POWERED OVER THE YEARS
I FEEL LIKE I JUST STUMBLED INTO A COMMUNITY OF MR. TORQUE’S THAT WANT TO SCREAM ABOUT EXPLOSIONS LOVIN EACH OTHER AND TREATING WOMEN WITH RESPECT BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT BADASSES DO AND IF THAT IS THE CASE I AM SO HERE FOR IT BROTHERS AWWOOOOOO
HELL YEAH BROTHER YOURE GOD DAMN RIGHT WE LOVE CRANKIN HOGS WITH EVERYONE IF YOU ARE TRULY A HOG CRANKER THEN YOU KNOW WE DONT ACCEPT ANY DISCRIMINATION AM I RIGHT BROTHERS AARRRROOOO
I HEARD HELMET LAWS HAVE A SIGNIFICANT UNSPOKEN BENEFIT WHICH IS THAT THE HELMET KEEPS YOUR NOODLE IN ONE PLACE AFTER A CRASH AND GREATLY REDUCES CLEANUP COSTS. CAREFUL CRANKIN OUT THERE HOSSES.
HERE’S THE BLESSING MY OLD MAM USED TO PUT ME IN BED WITH, WHICH I OFFER TO YOU HARD-CRANKING MF’ERS:
MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOUR HOG, MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR MF’IN BACK. MAY THE SUN SHINE WARM ON YOUR GRINNING SKULL, AND MAY THE RAINS FALL LIKE BOMBS ON THE FIELDS OF YOUR ENEMIES!
AND MAY YOU CRANK YOUR HOG THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES BEFORE THE DEVIL EVEN KNOWS YOU’RE DEAD!
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