Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

What does God need for with C4?

hakunawazo,

Classic Jack O’Neill (not to confuse with Jack O’Neil with one l, who has no sense of humor at all, but at least one atomic bomb for the same purpose).

meldrik,
@meldrik@lemmy.wtf avatar

I am a simple man. I see Stargate. I click upvote. Simple.

Technus,

“Is God real?”

“I dunno but I’ve killed at least half a dozen things pretending to be one.”

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Someone expand this with more franchises…

Farscape: “Hi god, it’s me, John. If you’re out there, give me a sign!” Scorpius: “You’re out of your mind John.”

Dr. Who: (David Tennant) “It’s taken me all these years to realize that the laws of time are mine and they will obey me!” (Second frame) pouty face

Thisfox,

Okay, lost it at pouty face.

Firefly: Book: “I believe there’s a power greater than men, a power that heals.” Mal: “Reavers might take issue with that philosophy.”

Mirshe,

“You’re welcome on my ship. God ain’t.”

Blue_Morpho,

He was such a a quitter. One suicide and he gave up. He just needed to jump back and give her a motivational speech when she was a child and presto! Timelord Victorious!

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar
PaupersSerenade,
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

“One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.”

“A fools paradise is a wise man’s hell.”

“…Never run with scissors?”

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

“Like a midget at a urinal … I was going to have to stay on my toes”

  • Lt Frank Drebin
bionicjoey,

I swear, Bojack has ruined me. I can’t read the phrase “let’s find out!” And not hear it in Paul F. Thompkins’ voice

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

I fucking love Bojack

gravitas_deficiency,

Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What do they know? Do they know things?? Let’s find out!!!

bionicjoey,

From the brilliant JD Salinger, author of Catcher in the Rye and… others?

metaStatic,

What are you doing here?

Decoy321,

Name one problem you can’t solve with enough c4.

Godnroc,

I was going to say “too much C4” but, no, that could solve that too.

MajorHavoc,

Mind blown… Everything else… Also blown up.

kautau,

Indeed.

Catsrules,

Not enough C4?

CoderKat,

I think you can actually solve that one with enough C4 :p

xePBMg9,

Unifying quantum theory and general relativity?

Decoy321,

Sounds pretty tough, let’s start with a dozen and work our way up.

tslnox,

You will need a relatively high quantum of C4, duh.

bionicjoey,

“Every time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov C4 at it and then I had a different problem”

Decoy321,

Ah, the Mendoza philosophy of problem solving!

milkisklim,

Jason figured it out?! Jason? Wow, this is a new low…

Decoy321,

Bortles?

eva_sieve,
Decoy321,

Ah, gitp never disappoints with the sage advice.

Blue_Morpho,

Morgana’s dragon.

GCanuck,

What show is the second row from?

MaggiWuerze,
@MaggiWuerze@feddit.de avatar

Star Trek Voyager. It’s from an episode where Harry Kim gets translocated to a planet that sends people through a subspace hole to die. The man pictured takes Kims “return from the afterlife” as an opportunity to question his planets belief in the life after death.

bionicjoey,

That episode is probably my favourite episode of Voyager so far (but I’m not very far into it yet). The idea of the culture shock that would come to a whole society when they find out all at once that death is a real thing is fucking crazy and they cover it really well.

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