Anticorp,

As the stardates pass behind us

Dihydrogen monoxide flowing beneath

CeruleanRuin, (edited )

Picard: “Mr. Data, I’m asking you quite strenuously to uninstall the David Byrne voice module immediately.”

Data: “Please exercise caution; one may attain their desires unexpectedly. Individuals of moderate age, peculiar but not unfamiliar. I am a standard android, in the process of generating heat within this habitation.”

Riker: “Geordi, switch him off, now!”

Data: “This is not my beautiful shutdown sequence. This is not my beautiful disconnection process.”

wizardbeard,
@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest. Existence proceeds as history would suggest.

Aggravationstation,

Letting the stardates roll by, empty space flowing under-hull

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Into the black again, after the latinum’s gone.

Mordachai_Shedbacon,

Once on a continuing mission, timespace flowing under-hull

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Identical in nature throughout existence

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Once in a lifetime…which, due to the positronic composition of my neural net, equates to roughly once every ten thousand Earth years.

Uniquitous,

Dihydrogen monoxide is in motion beneath the surface.

Naja_Kaouthia,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

I found the people my age on the internet.

osarusan,

Hi there!
/waves nerdily

caesar_salad83,

you’re a hip young dude as well?

Naja_Kaouthia,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Brain says yes, back says I’m an idiot.

Doug,

Better get a tie breaker from the knees

Naja_Kaouthia,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Knees are refusing to negotiate without ibuprofen.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What’s the prostate have to say?

Naja_Kaouthia,
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

Check engine light is on.

Haus,
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

We're here, we're tubular, get used to it!

Xariphon,

...what?

mephiska,

It's Data's take on Talking Head's Once in a Lifetime.

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

I found the person younger than my age on the internet.

Xariphon,

I doubt that more and more every year. I'm not young, just clueless about a lot of media.

zcd,

At first I thought Data was running a DND campaign

aeronmelon,

“You are currently situated amongst the thick foliage of an M-class planet. Presently, it is the nocturnal phase of that region. Therefore, your visibility is severely limited.”

DarkGamer,
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

Letting the stardate incrementally increase, observing the spacetime holding me down
Letting the stardate incrementally increase, temporal anomalies flowing all around
Into another strange new world, after the mission's done
Once in an episode, evil twins all around

nul,

Ah, I love the Vocally Communicating Thought Generators.

dhtseany,

As the days go by

SpruceBringsteen,

Data*

khaosworks, (edited )
@khaosworks@startrek.website avatar

Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monooxide to immobilize me. Allowing the rotational periods of the planet to continue and liquid dihydrogen monoxide traversing subterranean layers. Into the azure colored atmosphere once more, when the currency has been expended. A single moment in the years that consist of a lifespan and liquid dihydrogen monooxide traversing subterranean layers.

eva_sieve,

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my aesthetically pleasing residence!”

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my aesthetically pleasing Bynar spouse!”

gregorum,

“I observe as the Earth rotates!”

“I allow dihydrogen monoxide to suppress my being”

chaogomu,

The IUPAC-compliant nomenclature for that liquid substance is oxidane, although care must still be used, as oxidane refers to the specific molecule in all temperature ranges and matter configurations.

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