Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans

cross-posted from: feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

ndru,

Some people guide their behaviour by a sense of morality.

Others are guided by the threat of authority.

gibmiser,

And still more are guided by whatever is most convenient at the time.

glad_cat,

This guy has neither. He’s the ultimate idiot.

RobertOwnageJunior,

You paid for porn, you’re worse.

Peaty,

Yes let us all go about not compensating people for their work. That surely will not be a problem.

GiveOver,

In the context of the guy saying he lost all respect for her, it’s fair to say he is worse. He gave her money. She’s the superior one.

deadcream,

Not in his mind. People like him genuinely believe that them paying means that sex worker is being humiliated and degraded by them.

RobertOwnageJunior,

Just because you don’t pay for something doesn’t mean they aren’t getting paid…

Kase,

I wanna know who’s behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.

Emperor,
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This is “not The Onion”.

Kase,

Oh god oh god I’m an idiot

Emperor,
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It’s a testament to how weird that story is.

ElBarto,
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And it was on this day that reality and The Onion became one in the same.

Emperor,
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Reality is now officially broken. If everyone could stop using it for a week the crisis team will attempt existential surgery before a decision is made about whether it should be demolished.

No_Eponym,
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No time. Maybe we just try turning it off and on again?

ElBarto,
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I blame Cern, reality started getting really fucking weird after we discovered the Higgs boson

Emperor,
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We can be more specific than that, we’re in the Weaselverse.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Have they tried chucking a badger in to balance things out

Emperor,
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The current scientific thinking is you’ve need a mustelid of similar size, like a ferret or stoat.

ErwinLottemann,

more than two hours and still no link? 😱

blanketswithsmallpox,

I searched in a different thread already and couldn’t find it either. Even when using the search on OF for her bio words…

I think it’s down now.

cmbabul,

If this actually worked there would’ve been a black market of naked cop videos

joe,

It’s a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞

Spendrill,

Did The Onion manage to sell one of their stories to the Indie?

echodot,

Can they arrest me if I’m on onlyfans?

EdibleFriend,

Yes. Sinner.

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