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blanketswithsmallpox,

Wishing for Dragon Balls is just wishing for more wishes with extra steps. Wish denied!

blanketswithsmallpox,

Aren’t certain instances on Lemmy downvote disabled? I swear I’ve been on certain magazines on Kbin or the Fediverse where it’s disabled by default.

blanketswithsmallpox,

The joy of every college offering every degree and sport with tons of different offices which don’t really teach you anything lol.

There’s a reason they go through white collar fat like mad the moment enrollment goes down. Which has been down for like 5 years now.

Also most of those donations subsidize tuition for every campus I’ve ever visited.

And while they are looking for everyone’s money, it’s usually very well off whales that pitch in the vast majority of fundraising $s.

The joys of trying to keep the lights running on 100+ year old structures.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Unfortunately nobody wants to go a giant single structure college ala Highschool+, aka Community College. They want all the extra stuff.

blanketswithsmallpox,

No, you had it just fine. You’ll find that an abnormally large amount of ND people hang out on Lemmy though. So many angry comments from people who used to reddit but they’re just angrily agreeing with you the whole time. Like… K lol.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Booby traps for other races is murder.

There’s legal precedent in the real world, let alone fake world.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Yeah until he hits you with the old razzle dazzle poo fling.

How will we ever get away from plastics when they are ubiquitous for safety

Plastic seals food, sterile medical implements, medicine, beverages, etc… it’s seems like plastic is used as a way to seal things safely. Post pandemic rising, I see even more. My work used to be have plastic utensils in the cafeteria, for example, an already wasteful thing. Now, post-2020, every fork, knife, and spoon is...

blanketswithsmallpox,

Then instead of roads let use tires made of metal and put them on some kind of road that also has metal. Let’s make it electric too…

blanketswithsmallpox,

This has never been true. The ‘great helium shortage’ was just complaining about not being able to get cheap helium.

We are more than capable at capturing it from fracking and other sources. We just didn’t want to since it costs money lol.

Why the news ran with it for years is beyond me when it was one google search away from being debunked lol.

www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/…/32109/

blanketswithsmallpox,

Oh, that’s right, I got on medication half a decade ago now.

It’s like reverse nightmares lol.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Wait til you see Public companies.

Or worse, communism.

blanketswithsmallpox,

The difference being reality and utopian fantasy.

It’s like people who say equality is best today despite the very real and present need for equity.

They’re very real and perfectly fine concepts on paper. But it’s a massive difference between how it translates to reality on paper and how it actually manifests when filtered through the human condition.

Kinda like Libertarianism. Trickle down economics. Live and let live. Personal freedoms. Communism.

Turns out reality isn’t so easily fit in such neat little boxes to cover the gamut of how every human acts and reacts.

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’ve always wondered why artists don’t cash in and do this themselves.

Do the ones who do just not get popular or is it some sellout thing, or has nobody genuinely tried to do it regularly with their own music?

blanketswithsmallpox,

Yeah what I was thinking of was more on your last point. Especially with digital releases. Seeing three songs back to back for every new track might be okay for legit music push to the world, but it would look like notification hell.

Honestly I think the larger part of it is cultural tradition. How dare you listen to my music and lyrics in the way you like it. It’s meant to be this way!

Por que no los dos?

blanketswithsmallpox,

Fuck. Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNH-0CBfr8

blanketswithsmallpox,

Son. It’s time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Other person was correct.

The tuck is where you pull your boner up and point it to the sky. You then tuck it between your underwear/pants. It allows you to acquire a full on stiffy without it tenting the front of your pants.

By the time you get flaccid it untucks itself automatically and flaps back into position without issue.

About the only thing it requires is properly fitted clothing and usually a T-shirt. But you can get by without a shirt as long as you aren’t going commando. Just gotta make sure your pants or underwear are lower than the other and tuck at 0 degrees in the lower of the two.

Fwiw we don’t even need to be horny. Boners just happen at all ages, but especially so between 0-25.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Any recommendations that already have good size populations and work across multiple devices?

Getting people off Skype was a big ordeal. Let alone Discord.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Just let me wrap up this day/mission before I forget what I’m doing tomorrow morning…

blanketswithsmallpox,

The worst part? That shit never stops if they have moderate-severe autism.

No, you may not eat an entire head of lettuce for lunch. No, drinking 9 cans of soda in a day is bad for you. Yes, you must eat something besides plain pasta and kool aid. Yes, we can tell you skipped your shower and just turned the water on while you stimmed because you still smell like ass. Also, quit taking hour long showers!

blanketswithsmallpox,

Eating massive amounts of what amount to useless food items is rooted in Pica for most ND.

www.cdc.gov/…/ASD-digestive-issues-and-pica.html

Considering he used to eat paint chips and other shit and got lead poisoning from it, yeah lol.

Eating nothing but empty calories when you’re hungry is a pointless endeavor that only denies others from using lettuce later. Eat something that will satiate your appetite. An entire head of iceberg lettuce does not. Which is why you’re hungry again in an hour.

Want lettuce? Make a salad. Finding a lettuce wrapper surrounded by pop cans and candy wrappers just shows that what you’re eating is terrible lol. There’s only so much a multivitamin can do.

When you’re an adult and want to eat nothing but junk and have your inhouse case worker give you another speech for the hundreth time, go ahead. Until then, it’s the parents job to try to instill those good habits.

Want to eat whatever you want with your own money? Go ahead, spend your allowance or find a job. Until then, eat properly because there is plenty in the house to be able to.

Finding every tomato eaten in a day or an entire head of lettuce gone after you started making sandwiches is frustrating as hell lol. Let alone the gnats after from trying to hide all your evidence.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Then there’s the people having to figure out how to restore the power and Internet…

blanketswithsmallpox,

So you’re telling me for it to be edible it has to be on something that’s completely delicious on its own…

Also that’s still a hard pass. Even on the burger which is more of the same lol.

blanketswithsmallpox,

I mean… tell that to every person who eats a pinch full of cheese any time they open a shredded bag…

Or fuck some up on a snack board. (I suppose that’s loosely with something else.)

But good cheese is definitely able to just be sliced and ate on the spot. Just make sure it’s off the block and BAM.

Blue cheese though? I’ll leave the stank foot blue waffle cheese to y’all.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Top image dude is just paraplegic and people calling those beautiful benevolent workers poor.

Shame!

blanketswithsmallpox,

… Did you not get they’re trying to take him somewhere?

blanketswithsmallpox,

I was going to use more jpeg.com but it couldn’t do webps. I didn’t want to convert it on my phone somehow so I screenshot instead. However it made me curious and my file manager was able to convert it easily by typing in jpg for the type. So I uploaded that instead and it worked.

Anyway, here you go: morejpeg.com/…/3377e20f-8894-ee11-8100-8b81c82031…

blanketswithsmallpox,

It’s just highly jpeged dick butts…

blanketswithsmallpox,

… It depends on what he’s going for lol.

blanketswithsmallpox,

What’re you gonna do with that umbrella faaag?

Growing up with that sort of stupid toxic masculinity no matter how dumb you realize it is… is just hard. Every fiber of your being screams to tell you no, don’t stand out, suck it up, what are you some kinda of douche?

blanketswithsmallpox,

The #1 cospenis hat.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Wtf I’m still sitting on cruise control trying to pass you but then you start matching the cars speed for no reason. I then try to speed up but you do too, so I let off the gas and let cruise control take over again…

He’s still there…

blanketswithsmallpox,

I was eaten by actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

blanketswithsmallpox,

Gratzi.

blanketswithsmallpox,

It’s supposed to be ‘edited to add’.

Yes, it’s beyond dumb and I’ve only seen new people or women weirdly enough use it.

I’ve always wondered if it was a Tumblr thing.

blanketswithsmallpox,

More like where did women learn such weird habits when they quarantined themselves on the internet before getting brave enough to go elsewhere?

It’s Tumblr right? Either that or they’re non English speaking and ETA isn’t used in other languages due to being an acronym.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Funnily enough it could be left as Aliens.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Ergot, they aim at poor people way more often.

Or 99.9% of people are poor lol.

Besides, thank you Biden.

www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/…/71486513007/

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Ah true, guess we better do nothing rather than search for billion dollar quarters in the trillionaire holding elite class.

blanketswithsmallpox,

… getting more sleep on a better bed may very well fix that back funnily enough.

blanketswithsmallpox,

For healthy and capable children, sure.

blanketswithsmallpox,

You fold your toddlers laundry lol?

Yeah they get immediately stuffed into their corresponding drawers. They rip half them out anyway.

As for when they get older for school… Their shit is getting rolled just like mine. Way easier, more compact, and able to see what’s what immediately after opening your drawer. They’ll be helping the whole time.

blanketswithsmallpox,

The both claims are dubious at best. Simply put nobody knows for sure but almost certainly none of them relate to hygiene, health, or cleanliness.

It’s all ritual insanity. Whether that be to gods, masculinity, the rich and famous, or who knows that else.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision

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