Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, 8 months ago

Being on OF definitely doesn’t grand the right to pull over drivers! Being a cop however, does…

FourzerotwoFAILS, 8 months ago

Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”

echodot, 8 months ago

Can they arrest me if I’m on onlyfans?

EdibleFriend, 8 months ago

Yes. Sinner.

fsxylo, 8 months ago

Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?

Candybar121, 8 months ago

Yes, at the minimum.

RobertOwnageJunior, 8 months ago

You paid for porn, you’re worse.

Peaty, 8 months ago

Yes let us all go about not compensating people for their work. That surely will not be a problem.

GiveOver, 8 months ago

In the context of the guy saying he lost all respect for her, it’s fair to say he is worse. He gave her money. She’s the superior one.

deadcream, 8 months ago

Not in his mind. People like him genuinely believe that them paying means that sex worker is being humiliated and degraded by them.

RobertOwnageJunior, 8 months ago

Just because you don’t pay for something doesn’t mean they aren’t getting paid…

Aggravationstation, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can’t arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they’re still screaming their bullshit. I’m not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.

Adalast, 8 months ago

I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.

Aggravationstation, 8 months ago

Damn, America man. Holy shit

Aggravationstation, 8 months ago

Damn, America man. Holy shit

Malfeasant, 8 months ago

So, in other words, it works?

Kase, 8 months ago

I wanna know who’s behind the onion and how tf they come up with this stuff. This is gold.

Emperor, 8 months ago

This is “not The Onion”.

Kase, 8 months ago

Oh god oh god I’m an idiot

Emperor, 8 months ago

It’s a testament to how weird that story is.

ElBarto, 8 months ago

And it was on this day that reality and The Onion became one in the same.

Emperor, 8 months ago

Reality is now officially broken. If everyone could stop using it for a week the crisis team will attempt existential surgery before a decision is made about whether it should be demolished.

No_Eponym, 8 months ago

No time. Maybe we just try turning it off and on again?

ElBarto, 8 months ago

I blame Cern, reality started getting really fucking weird after we discovered the Higgs boson

Emperor, 8 months ago

We can be more specific than that, we’re in the Weaselverse.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 8 months ago

Have they tried chucking a badger in to balance things out

Emperor, 8 months ago

The current scientific thinking is you’ve need a mustelid of similar size, like a ferret or stoat.

AeonFelis, 8 months ago

“I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"

Most people wouldn’t want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee’s will. That’s kind of the point.

Syndic, 8 months ago

Exactly. Oh no, you can’t respect her? Luckily respect really isn’t necessary when it comes to arrests.

joe, 8 months ago

It’s a shame that hardworking people with real jobs these days have to take on a side hustle as a cop just to make ends meet 😞