Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans

cross-posted from: feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

tacosanonymous,

Ah yes, the ol’ Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.

kn33,

Right? I don’t respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.

CoderKat,

The “fun” intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.

Lifebandit666,

Gynaecologists never get arrested. Coincidence?

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

I’ll look into it.

Noodle07,

Yup that’s how the job works

echodot,

Echo?

originalfrozenbanana,

He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons

elbarto777, (edited )

Why would you not respect a person because they’re a sex worker?

Edit: I see it now.

Unaware7013,

I think the implication is that the cop shouldn't be respected for being a cop, not because she's a sex worker.

Kushan,
@Kushan@lemmy.world avatar

One way or another they’re going to fuck you

echodot,

And it cost you money either way.

elbarto777,

I got it now. Thanks.

negativeyoda,

Swing and a miss!

elbarto777,

Lol true! I see my mistake now.

cricket97,

because they likely don’t respect themselves.

Szymon,

Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?

imPastaSyndrome,

People who want to try out this cool trick

Emperor,
@Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

“The police hate this one cool trick”

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

It’s meth. The cool trick was meth.

cricket97,

there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.

Chariotwheel,

I too don't have any respect for people who have sex. I only respect asexuals.

imPastaSyndrome,

Fair and valid

SkyeStarfall,

Unfortunately for you, not all asexual people don’t have sex. The amount of people you respect just keeps on dwindling 😔

DigitalPaperTrail,

yeah, where do these people get off on having sex

ndru,

Some people guide their behaviour by a sense of morality.

Others are guided by the threat of authority.

gibmiser,

And still more are guided by whatever is most convenient at the time.

glad_cat,

This guy has neither. He’s the ultimate idiot.

Steak,

“you can’t arrest me no more, I’ve seen your privates” lmfao

Rayspekt,

Cops hate this simple trick

TexMexBazooka,

“Cool story bro thanks for $30 now get in the fucking car and be quiet”

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

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    tsz,

    Is that how you think things work?

    imPastaSyndrome,

    Uh, get arrested, have sex with a monogamous couple! Duh!

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    Bro think faketaxi is real.

    Emperor,
    @Emperor@feddit.uk avatar

    Coming soon to a PornHub near you: Dirty Cops

    Theme:

    Bad girls, bad girls, Watches gonna do when they cum on you

    penguin,

    Hold on. Pornos aren’t a form of documentary?

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