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Lux, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

ok probably not a human, but that is one fucked up animal

RealFknNito, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
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“Denies claims” Who tf made such a loud enough claim the government felt it necessary to respond?

cryptiod137,

As far as I can tell, the government said nothing, it was just a staff member from the zoo.

steebo_jack, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Someone needs to just prove this and jump in to fight the bear...

okamiueru, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Filing it under “some people make dumb conclusions and the Internet amplifies it”

luthis, in Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match

I’m cheering for Zuck on this. Wierd.

luthis, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

It’s definitely a real bear, watch the video. It’s just very wierd to see it standing

BLAMM, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
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It’s obviously a Honey Heist that almost went wrong.

techbits,

I love this game. It’s a great intro for people who want to get into tabletop rpgs.

Poggervania, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
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Dang, this is like a reverse Sir Bearington situation

mojo, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Real convenient story to get the heat off of suspected bears disguised as humans… 🤔

keenkoon,

your username is giving me nightmares

kescusay, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

Huh. Another bear story. This is getting… un…

No. I’m not gonna do it. I won’t say it. I have standards.

keenkoon,

unbearable ???

foggy,

🐻

Hotdogman,

That video did make me paws for a moment.

HigHurtenflurst,
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I really wish they would’ve panda camera to get a better perspective, though.

NaibofTabr,

Maybe the operator wasn’t properly koalafied.

Texas_Hangover,

Ugh, this is stupider than reddit.

HardlightCereal,

This is what Reddit was like 8 years ago

superfes, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

This is stupid, I’ve seen bears stand on two legs once with my own eyes and a bunch of times in onliner videos.

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Ive never seen a bear irl. Im not even sure we have them in the uk but i have always thought of bears as being able to stand on two legs.

keenkoon, in Chinese zoo denies its sun bears are humans dressed in costumes

Idk the bear looks sus

uphillbothways,
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The still photo looks sus af. The video, once it plops down and walks away on all fours, is clearly legit. Also, its jowls look pretty real.

It does make me think this sun bear has learned to stand up and mimic humans, goofing on how gawky and awkward we look though.
The bear is playing us. Like, it's the clever one in this whole interaction.

IonAddis,
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Bears are one of the few animals beside us that are plantigrade. They walk on the same parts of their foot that we do. This is in comparison to a dog or cat or a ton of other species that walks on their toes.

I imagine people see bears are plantigrade and unconsciously realize something is up with that, but not what. I don’t think the bear is mimicking our stance, as standing up like that sometimes to look around is a bear thing already.

Earthwormjim91,

Sun bears are just weird. They pretty much always look like people in bear suits. It’s hilarious.

robocall, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

I hope it didn’t drink too much chlorine

OrganicMeatbag, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi

Just imagining the fur left in the filter.

offendicula, in In summer heat, bear spotted in Southern California backyard Jacuzzi
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This has always happened in homes by the foothills. Bears in pools, on your driveway, looking through trash. People don't realize how much legitimate wilderness there is here.

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