set_secret,

and he’d definitely pay too.

wombatula,

Just like he fought Zuckerberg, and how he followed through on the Twitter purchase without having to be forced!

set_secret,

don’t forget about his full self driving cars by 2015

skullgiver,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

He can totally pay rent and severance fees if he wants to, he’s not a fraud, he’s got plenty of liquid assets! It’s just those dang antifa lgbtq liberal woke communist advertisers that keep pulling out for no reason at all, everyone will get their money, promise!

Knowing him he’d pay the billion in doge coin and tank the value of the coin the next day just out of spite. He’s only doing this because he’s mad he can’t control or buy Wikipedia to stop telling uncomfortable truths about him.

Anticorp,

Indicator 9,876,872,820,111 that that fucker has more money than anyone should ever have.

paintbucketholder,

There’s not one single person in the world who should own a thousand million dollars, never mind hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars.

The pure existence of billionaires is unethical and immoral - doesn’t matter whether they’re being stupid and fascist in public, or quietly pulling strings and bending society to their will in the background.

OrnatePotato,

Tangential, but I’ve always wondered why in English 10^9 is one billion. 10^6 is one million. Twice as many zeroes should be one billion. Three times as many, one trillion, etc.

DeltaTangoLima,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

From memory, when I was a kid, it used to be that a billion was 10^12, but I think most of the world changed at some point to adopt the American billion of 10^9.

Edit: wiki article that discuss a little of this

MrScottyTay,

As a kid I was taught numbers like so.

Once you had X amount of X, then it became the next one. 10 ten = 100, 100 hundred = 1000 1000 thousand = 1 million, 1 million million = billion. And so on.

DeltaTangoLima,
@DeltaTangoLima@reddrefuge.com avatar

Yep - same here. Australia, early 80s. You?

MrScottyTay,

I’m only 29

Buck,

100 hundred is 10,000

logi,

Only in English is this weird naming system used and originally only in American English. You can put it in the pile over there with the miles and pounds and other oddities.

Other languages have milliard between million and billion, billiard after billion etc.

PinkPanther,

Long vs short counting system. Americans use the short system. As a European, long system makes so much more sense! Here’s an interesting video about it: youtu.be/C-52AI_ojyQ?si=-TS4BYg-FT0SAeSo

macrocephalic,

Miles and pounds came to America from England, but miles were the common system at least as far back as the Romans.

Short form numbers are used throughout the English speaking world and are the international scientific standard.

Why is is that you think that your system of squaring makes more sense than the system of a new name for every third power of ten?

logi,

Short form is used in English only and was reluctantly adopted outside of the US since the 'mericans weren’t going to budge. Any science done in other languages uses the more logical form. I’ve done it myself in 3 of them. And it’s weird how I fluently translate between American billion and international milliard or American trillion and international billion. But I’m sure there is going to be a rocket blown up over this at some point.

Why more logical? Billion, prefix bi for 2 is million squared. Trillion, prefix tri for 3 is million cubed. Septillion, prefix sep for 7 is? Honestly, though, at the end of the day it doesn’t matter that much. It’s just grating that were being yanked backwards. However slightly. And yes, that pun was intentional.

Sure, the US didn’t come up with the imperial measuring system but everyone else has moved on. Miles were used by the Romans but were they the same miles? Everyone had their own foot… the story about Napoleon being short was simply that he was measured in French feet and they were longer than English feet so he amounted to fewer of them. I guess it’s slightly better now that there is only one set* of archaic pre-enlightenment units in play :shrug:

*having said all that, some of the US measurements don’t quite coincide with the UK ones but I can’t remember any if those details. But it’ll probably kill a other rocket too.

PS I dare you to look up the Swedish mile.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

But I want to quietly pull the strings of society so everyone can have food and housing security, get rid of food deserts, and end Elon Musk personally. Like, with my hands. Give me a billion dollars

TopRamenBinLaden, (edited )

I don’t think you’d be a billionaire for long. I’d have that problem too. How can you just sit on a huge pile of money when you could do so much good with it? They are all like stinky dragons hoarding their gold.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Nah the billion dollars is a get out of jail free card.

Oh wait you were talking about the stuff I wasn’t being facetious about.

set_secret,

why do we allow this to happen?

macrocephalic,

Because too many people think that one day they’ll be rich and get to take advantage of poor people like themselves.

set_secret,

ah so greed?

kent_eh,

Who is “we”?

What have you done to prevent it?

set_secret,

I know this is trolling but fwie, ‘we’ is the community that we’re all part of.

kent_eh,

More that it’s a confirmation that having money doesn’t make you a good person.

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Why do we let this man-child have billions of dollars?

the_q,

Because our capitalist system requires psychopaths to function and rewards psychopathy.

Maddie,
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep also narcissism and casual cruelty

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

Pathocracy

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Nah the most efficient system humans ever imagined can’t be that bad. Infinite growth sounds very logical

the_q,

Cancer.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

I thought my sarcasm was obvious

TonyHawksPoTater,
@TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

This is so douchey. Why not just give that money to Wikipedia? Or even a smaller amount? As the largest free information resource in the world, Wikipedia is an invaluable asset for humanity as a whole. Just feels weird to say, "I'll give you money, but do a trick first," to anyone, let alone the holders of a free, worldwide encyclopedia.

Wikipedia is a useful tool, Elon is a major tool.

intensely_human,

Yo I’ll change my name to Dickipedia

intrepid,

He should keep it and rename himself. It suits him more.

Jumi,

Wikipedia is already rich enough, donate to the contributors instead

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Does he stipulate for how long? If not, change it for a day, take his money, change it back, and give Elongated Muskrat the finger.

macrocephalic,

Get the money first. You don’t want to end up in a long, protracted legal battle because he offered you money in a social media post. It’s how he ended up with Twitter.

rivermonster,

Guillotine that nazi fuck. Way past time for some French revolution.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Ah rivermonster an insane and not upstanding citizen of today’s modern society totally not a danger to others

rivermonster,

I will always proudly be a danger to Nazis and fascists.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Are they really tho it just seems to me like you just really don’t like anyone with a differing opinion after a quick glance through your comments I could be wrong dare I say but after looking through your comments it looks like you think anyone remotely right wing is a big nazis facist boogeyman sure there are some people out there with those beliefs but there generally quite small in numbers

rivermonster,

In the US, yes, anybody on the right wing is either a straight-up fascist or comfortable being fascist adjacent, which isn’t much different.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t believe this to be the case. this is my opinion. but I know. that there are honest. good hardworking people. on both sides. of the political spectrum. Not everything is black and white as well some issues are more complicated than others

rivermonster,

I’m not downvoting you bc I respect that’s your opinion. But might I suggest that you investigate how much a billion dollars really is?

This is an old but great place to start:

mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/

There is no contribution and work that someone can do to earn that much in a meritocracy. They literally have to have fucked their societies laws and values so much that folks believe that while people are homeless, hungry, fleeing wars, unable to afford healthcare and schooling, etc, that the 2700+ billionaires in the world should be able to have so much that they literally couldn’t spend it all if they tried.

If you believe in a meritocracy, then billionaires should be repugnant. No individual contribution is a billion dollars.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

This sounds interesting, I will prehaps look into it m8

wombatula,

What do you call 9 people hanging out with 1 Nazi?

spoiler10 Nazis

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

Stfu, nazi

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Define nazi for me tell me what does the word nazi mean and do this without searching it up I also want you to read my comment again as nothing I’ve said makes me a nazi tankie or any other political extremist

Dkarma,

“remotely right wing”. So, Obama?

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t obama apart of the democrats? I dunno I’m not mercian m8 so I’m not too used to mercian politics all I know is there are two main political parties republicans which it’s main ideology is Conservatism and democrats which it’s main ideology is social liberalism obama is left wing I’m fairly certain as he runs with the democrats

Dkarma,

Google Overton window and realize obama is right of reagan on most major policy issues.

MrFlamey,

I offer Elon $1 to change his name to Doge McCumStain. I hope he will accept my generous offer.

ProfessorProteus,
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar

He clearly has the level of self-respect required for such a dignified name. And I doubt he’s ever passed up an opportunity to make a quick buck.

ImpossibilityBox,

I’ll offer him $10. As a measurement of a percentage of my personal wealth I am offering double what Elon is offering.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

I challenge elon to give the one billion to me and I will give him back double

smileyhead,

To everyone thinking Wikipedia should go with the deal and then change the name back.

It’s like taking money for doing d*ck tatoo on forehead and then doing laser removal, humiliation. No foundation or company should show they are craving for money by doing anything someone would pay for.

LufyCZ,

Honestly, they’d be stupid not to take it.

Imagine how much you could do with a billion. It’d perpetually sustain the organization, it’d allow them to hire translators and writers, resulting in better content for all of us.

Hell, I’d take it, and 99.9% of people on this planet would too.

smileyhead,

In practice organizations don’t have mechanizms to secure such amounts of money. It would be a massive cake to divide. Dirty money is dirty money, don’t show Elon Musk he can de anything.

Mojave,

Lemmy users denying a billion dollars because it’s not moral:

LufyCZ,

It’s honestly kinda perplexing.

Everyone keeps talking about taxing the rich but when someone offers to give a nonprofit we all love a billion dollars it’s suddenly the worst thing on the planet.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Are you that naive by choice or what?

desconectado,

I don’t think it’s immoral, but who in their right mind takes Elon seriously? Would you really accept 1 billion dollar from a known attention-seeker scammer, if you tattoo your forehead? No thanks.

If this were coming from Jeff, or even a drug lord, I would probably be ok with it, as long as they are serious and without childish conditions.

Mojave,

Lemy users denying Wikipedia a billion dollars to Owns Teh Eylon

desconectado,

I think you misunderstood, if Elon were to be taken seriously I would definitely accept it, but are you really sure he will go though the deal? That guy is a clown, can’t be trusted a bit.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Who hurt you?

LufyCZ,

Worst case, they can keep chugging along without any changes, except maybe stopping the donation “nag”.

Anticorp,

Honestly, they’d be stupid not to take it.

Did he offer them a legal contract? Because otherwise he’s just flapping his fat lips, seeking attention like a toddler.

LufyCZ,

If the deal were real of course

jivemasta,

I think you call his bluff, play chicken with him. See what he comes up with as his terms to the agreement, read the contract, have lawyers check it for loopholes and it they find one, sign the deal and exploit it.

Then donate the money to another foundation.

At some point I’d be willing to bet he would back down and not follow through, but anybody that is in a position to call him on his bullshit should do it

decisivelyhoodnoises,

No reason. It would require elon to be part of whatever position and he will destroy it like twitter.

Also his endgoal is most probably to control what’s written about him

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Wikipedia should counter by offering Elon $4 to go towards paying off his massive hole from buying Twitter. 😂

Phen,

He doesn’t need to pay. Twitter is already worth less than the debt, if he continues to break that company apart there’ll he no reason to even consider paying the debt off.

Kbin_space_program,

The debt is a tax writeoff. The entire company is a tax writeoff for him and his clique.

This will allow them to gain billions more without spending a cent in taxes.

stevehobbes,

Tell me you don’t understand taxes without telling me you don’t understand taxes.

youtu.be/XEL65gywwHQ?si=KcjWj3xXtg2un4h7

Kbin_space_program,

Tell me you don't understand that its exactly what Trump did.

stevehobbes,

That’s not how debt works, he almost certainly pledged assets and a personal guarantee against it. This is known as collateral.

The banks take the collateral when you stop paying.

Phen,

The way I understood it is that he didn’t get a loan to buy the company, but had a bank itself buy Twitter as a loan, so Twitter itself is the collateral. That’s what I did when I bought my apartment: a bank bought it from the constructor and let me live in it while slowly buying it from them over hundreds of installments. If I stopped paying the bank would kick me out and sell the apartment to someone else.

stevehobbes,

That isn’t quite right. If you stopped paying the bank would kick you out and sell the apartment to someone else, but if they get less than you owe them for it, they will also send you a bill for the remainder.

And then sue you to get that money.

Interestingly, if they get more than you owe them for it, they will cut you a check for the difference.

But you are actually wrong about how and what the order of operations is.

You are buying the house, the lender (bank) writes the check directly to the seller, and you sign a mortgage agreement for that much with the bank and they put a lien on your house. The bank does not own the house, you do. The bank owns a promissory note from you, backed by your personal wealth and credit and the value of the house (that they have a lien on).

In the case of Twitter, yes, Twitter itself is part of the collateral, but so was Elon musks personal wealth and Tesla shares.

Phen,

I forgot to mention I’m not American so some things might be different in my case, but you’re right in general.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

If you tear down the apartment, you cannot stop paying with the excuse that now it worths nothing. You’d still need to pay the original value

Brimos,

All of the wrong people have money.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Or money turns them into all of the wrong people.

argh_another_username,

Bullshit. They were born this way mainly because they were born rich.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Why? They’re either born with the money or make the money, but either way the money has turned them into terrible people.

Maven,

I’d argue that you have to be horrible already to have loads of money. Any reasonably good person would be using their excess wealth for a good cause rather than building ego rockets.

TheGiantKorean,
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Money = power, and power corrupts. I’m sure there are some people who are horrible before they become wealthy, but I think money (and power) has a way of blunting peoples’ empathy.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Normal people stop exploiting others before they reach having unfathomable amounts of money. So somebody with different values and morals will never have so much money since it is impossible to make such money without being corrupt and a piece of shit

Showroom7561,

No. Assholes are assholes, and Elon is just an asshole with money.

Compare this man child to a billionaire like Yvon Chouinard, founder of the company Patagonia, and you’ll understand that money doesn’t change good people.

AngryCommieKender,

You mean the guy that straight up lied about giving away his company?

youtu.be/0Cu6EbELZ6I?si=uzOazb8HxEy8kYsL

Showroom7561,

Thanks for the video. That guy seems to go off on a lot of tangents, sets up too many strawman and red herring fallacies. He also doesn’t actually prove that Yvon is somehow evil in a way that’s comparable to Elon, or that he lied about anything.

The only real criticism he had was to say that Yvon is purposely evading taxes and assigns that motive with absolute certainty (red herring).

It sounds to me like Adam has a problem with the system. Hell, he even said that it doesn’t matter if good work is actually being done, because he doesn’t like the idea of billionaires using their money for good. Then he goes on to give an example using Walmart (not an ethical company) and Bill Gate’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein… bizarre how he even went there as a way to disprove what Yvon has done with the company.

I’m not saying that Yvon or Patagonia are perfect. Heck, I don’t give a damn about the CEO of any company, and I think I only own one of their products, so I have no loyalties at all.

But they are a for-profit business (they are very clear about that) who operates under some of the most ethical guidelines available, and they have a multi-decade proven track record of environmental stewardship and human labor practices.

We need more companies like them, even if Adam doesn’t.

Rolive,

No such thing as a good billionaire. The only variance is how good they are at maintaining their public image.

aceshigh,
@aceshigh@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the effects of capitalism. It’s pathocracy.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar
  1. Take Money.
  2. Re-Name to Dickipedia.
  3. Re-Name back to Wikipedia.
  4. Laugh about Musk.
  5. Profit.
cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

bold of you to assume elon would pay up

anomandrake,

He had to pay up for Twitter, on basically the same joke.

Clusterfck,

I think purchasing a public company and promising a donation are two different things.

Paradachshund,

Even better, tell him sure thing, send the money, and then just don’t change it.

Dkarma,
  1. Rename to elonpedia for a day
  2. Demand the billion dollars
  3. Find a young attorney to sue pro bono on the grounds that Elon is a dick
  4. Laugh about the fact musk has to pay attorneys to defend himself in court.
  5. ???
  6. Profit.
rawn,

He’s trying to distract from the probe into Tesla’s range. It’s working.

PinkPanther,

Wait, what?

nickwitha_k,

There’s a federal probe into Tesla lying about their vehicle range. He’s throwing a fit and closing that it could cause great harm to the brand.

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