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Syrus,

SLAVA UKRAINI! HERÓYAM SLÁVA!

Syrus,

It’s proving to be extremely difficult to escape U.S. politics on lemmy as a european because the rest of the world is vastly outnumbered here. But at least it’s not voat or ruqqus… I’ll take left wing morons over right wing retards any day.

Syrus,

No, he has a point, your left wing is pretty centered…

Although your 2 party system makes it difficult to distinguish…

I’d say you have a centre right and centre left party… Trump touched the edges of the far right but you’ve seen nothing yet…

Syrus,

I used to just scream NO! and give them a “gentle” push so they would lose their balance. Never hurt them but make them understand. It’s easier with puppies but a grown dog will try to test you more and in the worst case scenario might even retalliate… If that happens you will need to “fight” them. Get them on their back and hold them there until they calm down. Without actually hurting them ofcourse. You just need to overpower them, show them who’s boss.

THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU ENCOURAGE GOOD BEHAVIOUR ALSO.

It’s not about punishing, ideally you need about 90% positive reinforcement and 10% negative. (i made up the numbers but you get what i’m saying) You need the positive reinforcement so they will respect you when you get angry. If you do it right the only thing you’ll need to do eventually is scream NO!! and they’ll respect you and try to figure out why they made you angry and try learn from it on their own because they will make it their goal to please you.

I hope this made sense.

Syrus,

Why can’t an elephant ride a bike?

!they don’t have thumbs to ring the bell…<

It’s a dad joke… I thought it was hilarious when i was a little kid which is why it stuck with me, i don’t have many good memories of my dad…

Syrus,

I need to learn how to play dnd, this shit is gold!

I’d do it just for the memes, but i would probably enjoy it for myself aswell.

Syrus,

I would certainly have alot of fun, but i wouldn’t feel comfortable in hurting others, with or without their knowledge. But that’s just me…

Syrus,

I would also like to believe most human beings are good people.

Syrus,

In less than ten years this will be a “nottheonion” headline…

Syrus,

I don’t understand fuck all but i know a good meme when i see one.

Syrus,

Yes

Syrus,

You don’t understand, we are sympathetic but the lead up to brexit did have a part in tanking the economy… Aside from inflation, Covid, etc… You guys need to get your shit together before we can move on. It will take time and make no mistake, You will never again regain the priviliged position you had before. It absolutely sucks for the remainers but thats how it is.

Syrus,

They’re still a member of the five eyes… Traitors…

Syrus,

I hate to break it to you but you’re dilusional, you have no idea how much most of the EU despises the UK and your arrogance is only adding fuel to the fire.

Syrus,
Syrus,

The French government promised to ramp up security of elected officials

If this statement doesn’t make your blood boil…

Syrus,

First of all these kind of statistics are useless, if the number of people struck by lightning went from 1 to 2 in the span of a year you could make the claim that 100% inCreAsE iN cAsUAlTiEs FroM LigHtNiNg StRikES. Also note how they included verbal abuse…

But thank god they’re making an effort to pretect the powers that be while throwing the rest of us under the bus.

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