Absolutely delicious
gravitas_deficiency, TFW you’re an android, and do not have taste receptors
dopeshark, 
Runtime error: The system detected the contents to be edible, but the there was an exception in the emotional response interface, defaulting to neutral expression.
ultratiem, 
My people need me.
flies off to metaverse
WarmSoda, I would not be one bit surprised if he suddenly sprouted insect wings and flew off somewhere.
What is wrong with his eyes!? It’s like the uncanny valley.
EmpathicVagrant, Leaving his prosthetic legs behind.
The real reason they weren’t a part of initia launch is he forgot they’re a part of our standard unit design.
0x2d, lizard
bara, 
That’s right. It says so on the bottom of the screen. It is the model “WebEx” made by “Cisco”
WalkableProgrammer, I too understand this meme because I have friends and I’m just like you
interolivary, (edited ) 
The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.
“See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? gags”
juliorapido, Hahaha same!
“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”
interolivary, Like, if there’s one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it’s Zuck
juliorapido, “Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”
“Get me the product!”
Asafum, Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol
interolivary, I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅
omnislash, The final boss of NPC tiktokers.
bigmonkey, 
He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck’s cat’s name!!
OrlandoDeCabron, Nyaa… Nyarlathotep
UnknownQuantity, It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.
DirkMcCallahan, This is why I always find a way to decline dinner invitations.
Cannizzaro, Why did i read it as sucking cocks
Squirrel, 
Excellent question.
supercriticalcheese, Yeah but what is the answer?
Gork, Sucking cocks, obviously.
rebelappliance, Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.
Peppycito, The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood.
SouthEndSunset, It’s cause he’s not human and he’s eating human food.
UlyssesT, TFW that creepy guy is still a better poster than my-hero
ooklamok, Ever went over a friend’s house to eat
And the food just ain’t no good?
I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood?
Laticauda, Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.
TwystedKynd, He looks like he was made by Nintendo.
ComradeR, Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?
MadBob, He looks like he hasn’t slept in a thousand years.
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