gizmonicus,

How is it that billionaires have such shitty haircuts? You could literally hire someone to live in your closet and give you a fresh trim every morning, yet you look you went to Great Clips and the trainee guy fresh out of cosmetology school fucked up your head with a 5 guard.

raker,

Mark Zuckerberg walks into a bar for horses, then the horse-barkeeper says: “Why such a long face?”

MadBob,

He looks like he hasn’t slept in a thousand years.

ComradeR,

Why does his eyes are so reddish in these pics. Did he just made a recreational use of certain plant?

Laticauda,

Jokes aside, I genuinely don’t understand why he looks so weird, like a haunted wax dummy version of the real Zuckerberg that’s hidden in the basement.

TwystedKynd,

He looks like he was made by Nintendo.

ooklamok,

Ever went over a friend’s house to eat

And the food just ain’t no good?

I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed,

And the chicken tastes like wood?

UlyssesT,

TFW that creepy guy is still a better poster than my-hero

SouthEndSunset,

It’s cause he’s not human and he’s eating human food.

Peppycito,

The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood.

Cannizzaro,

Why did i read it as sucking cocks

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Excellent question.

supercriticalcheese,

Yeah but what is the answer?

Gork,

Sucking cocks, obviously.

rebelappliance,

Probably because you associate going over to your friends house with sucking a dick.

DirkMcCallahan,

This is why I always find a way to decline dinner invitations.

UnknownQuantity,

It’s fucking ridiculous the lengths I have to go through to dodge meals at the in-laws. Luckily my partner is on my side. Her mom can’t cook for shit.

bigmonkey,
@bigmonkey@hexbear.net avatar

He looks like HP Lovecraft. Quick! Check Zuck’s cat’s name!!

OrlandoDeCabron,

Nyaa… Nyarlathotep

omnislash,

The final boss of NPC tiktokers.

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

The Zuck always manages to give me some pretty heavy “hello fellow humans” vibes.

“See, just like a regular human being, I also enjoy this ‘eating’. It’s such great fun to put nourishment in our mouth orifices, isn’t it? gags

juliorapido,

Hahaha same!

“Don’t mind me, I’m a human doing human things as humans do.”

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Like, if there’s one thing that could convince me that lizard people exist, it’s Zuck

juliorapido,

“Feed me the souls of all Meta users!”

“Get me the product!”

Asafum,

Especially on camera… I’m just a blue collar schmuck, I’ll never know what it’s like to work from home, but I can’t imagine people are stuffing their faces during zoom calls lol

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I guess it’d depend on the meeting, but I don’t think it’s too weird in general. Then again I really don’t give a hoot about formality or propriety most of the time, so this might not be a common opinion 😅

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