saltnotsugar,

We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we’ve elected to expand our popular ‘Bees in my desk!’ policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!

xX_fnord_Xx,

After Thursday, all employees will be required measures the amount of honey(nectar) that is gathered by their desk hive.

SamsungAppleOnePlus,

Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

But resistance is fu...n? :-P

ethd,

Hwhat’s this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!

Lurker123,

Hey there team members!

I hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day weekend. Now that you’re back in the office, I’m sure some you are picking up on the new “buzz” around town. I bet some of you can’t even “bee-lieve” it!

Yasss queen, using some of our pizza party budget, we’ve installed all natural honey dispensers into everybody’s desk! But remember to “beehive” yourself and not take too much, so as to not upset our flying friends (Darrell, we’re all wishing you a speedy recovery!).

Anyway, that’s enough “droning” on from me.

Bee seeing you! -hr

FUCKRedditMods,

Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.

Viking_Hippie,

It’s about to be 2pm here and I’m laughing hard so it’s not just you and not just the late hour 🤣

OrekiWoof,

I’ve been giggling at this since I saw this in the morning. I’m trying to fall asleep now and I’m still here

WtfEvenIsExistence,

BEEHAW!

Sabre363,

She can put bees in my office wink wink

Mr_Blott,

Big if true

RQG, (edited )
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Large if fa… Wait this isn’t reddit.

Viking_Hippie,
Mordachai_Shedbacon,

You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.

Natanael,

That Oprah meme has evolved huh

son_named_bort,

Does she have dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark bees fly out?

xX_fnord_Xx,

Smithers, release the hounds.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Release the robotic Richard Simmons.

fred,

RTO is getting weird

UlyssesT,
Hatandwatch,
@Hatandwatch@hexbear.net avatar

Mandatory bees nutz

Mwallerby,
@Mwallerby@startrek.website avatar

Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day

youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7K…

BobbyNevada,

I feel we have made a terrible mistake!

youtu.be/hBZmQdFbVcY?si=U3z1f4hEkjl4uwJk

dan1101,

We have top men working on it. Top. Men.

But yeah we probably can’t stop her.

Viking_Hippie,

Are they the ones in charge of the British clothing chain?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

No, but their weapon is strong against Shadow Man (kinda useless in every other situation, though.)

MartinXYZ,

“I like my women like I like my coffee… COVERED IN BEES!”

Holzkohlen,
@Holzkohlen@feddit.de avatar

Does this fetish have a name? Just so I can explicitely avoid it.

Viking_Hippie,

Not (to my knowledge) a fetish , just an Eddie Izzard line from the aptly named stand up special Glorious 😁

RIPandTERROR,
@RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

oviposition

nul42,

Not the Bees!

AeonFelis,

Why would you want to stop her? Don’t you want the bee crisis to be resolved?

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