otacon239, This would have been so useful for Eddy
Neato, 
This was the video that led me to Eddy Burback. He's an excellent youtuber.
bela, He could have been sitting in the margaritaville dining car the entire ride!
gruf, before I read the title I legitimately thought this was a reference to his video lol
DesolateMood, Ted and Eddy would have been very happy with this
Roundcat, 
Seriously though, did Youtube recommend us all that video?
Bluefruit, I think so and to be fair, it was a BANGER.
DesolateMood, I mean, I watched it because I was already subbed
ShranTheWaterPoloFan, Do you think they dyed all their margaritas black in mourning?
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Oh god, I don’t think I could drink that.
CADmonkey, If you could get the over 65 set to realize the rail lines will help them get somewhere when their kid is at work, they might go for it.
But I’m not sure.
The_Picard_Maneuver, I wish we could normalize it everywhere. I think most people would like trains, but only if they didn’t have to also drive and park at a station, which is how so much of the country is set up now.
lightnsfw, Guarantee that every trip will have a Bullet Train scenario going on and I’m down
Etterra, Yeah but hilariously they’ll all be dead before it’s finished.
db2,
CADmonkey, Win-win?
TheTurducken, 
A society grows great when old men plant tree they will not sit in the shade of.
captainlezbian, That’s how I convinced my grandpa
Mcdolan, RIP Jimmy.
Here’s a rail system that would have made you even more money!
PS: the map is missing a few locations.
GissaMittJobb, It’s closed to being truly based. You just need to add the Mexican coast express down to the one in the Cancún Airport, and then you’re gold.
Alternatively, you could build the sickest bridge known to man, but Cuba might take offense to that. Who knows.
Matthew, Gonna need some bridges anyways, if were going to connect the Caribbean locations.
GissaMittJobb, Naturally. We’d be able to defeat a lot of flying in the process. This is just becoming more based by the minute.
boCash, 
I imagine it would use piles instead of bases.
BaronVonBort, Maaaaaaaaatttttlllloooooccccckkkk expressway
db2, Probably likely to get more riders than the Murder, She Wrote Express.
Sweetpeaches69, Fuck the West, I guess.
atlasraven31, Who would ever need to travel from Seattle to LA?
ImplyingImplications, No margaritas for you, only work.
Uvine_Umbra, 
We already have 3 of the 4 high speed margarita rails in Florida (no need for one in Key West)
JoYo, (edited ) 
this is basically a population map.
omg, it’s a joke.
aegis_sum, Lol wut?
jollyrogue, Except Tulsa has a stop and there’s no Denver.
NegativeLookBehind, 
Get drunk and physically abuse your wife in more than 10 locations!
Uniquitous, Rail travel is notably NOT the Parrothead preferred mode of transportation.
UnverifiedAPK, Yeah, surprisingly a cruise ship could hit most locations with a short bus trip.
PapaStevesy, No stop in Branson? They’ll never go for it.
SwiggitySwole, Where’s the Syracuse Margaritaville at the Destiny USA mall?
blindbunny, Honestly, this is dumb enough to work…
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