Death trap toilet.
Blurghglurgh, 
Shitty design
SomeoneElseMod, Dammit. That’s a much better title!
Emperor, 
To be fair, there’s enough toilet pictures on here that you could have called it “Shitty house designs”.
eggymachus, Death crap
CIA_chatbot, Deathbrownnote
steal_your_face, 
Crapper design
Emperor, That re-defines longdrop.
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Infynis, 
I was thinking it looks like it’s on a boat
SomeoneElseMod, I thought dodgy loft conversion.
Pat, this picture gives me anxiety
Macaroni_ninja, 
This is how I imagine my toilet in the zombie apocalypse
Emperor, Crapper moat?
HonkTonkWoman, Complete with stinky lil brown alligators
NumbersCanBeFun, 
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SomeoneElseMod, Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.
clutch, Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses
Destraight, Why did you design your house like this?
SomeoneElseMod, It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅
drewdarko, If it fits I shit
omgarm, Pranking somebody by opening the cellar while they’re taking a shit. Good luck leaping back.
BarrelAgedBoredom, Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt
SomeoneElseMod, I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!
zurohki, I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.
guywithadeathwish, I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible
anon_water, 
… something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…
BarrelAgedBoredom, If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up
anon_water, Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole
chicken, If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left
mannycalavera, 
How does this even work?
SomeoneElseMod, You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
FaeDrifter, God trying to imagine taking a piss while drunk.
akinhet, 
At that point it becomes a literal death trap
threelonmusketeers, When and where do you wash your hands?
xintrik, Clearly after you handle the bridge handle.
HumbertTetere, At the sink behind another drawbridge element one level above probably…
rdri, Why am I not seeing how that drawbridge can be stable? There is no support on the opposite wall.
SomeoneElseMod, I believe there’s a tiny bracket (? Idk what you’d call it) behind the fake tulip between the leaves. If that’s not a bracket/catch/support I think it’s a scuff mark, as if the drawbridge is ever so slightly too big for the gap and you have to slam it down with your foot.
I could be talking out my arse of course but even so, it seems a fitting explanation in every respect!
usernamesaredifficul, jump
zerograd, 
Assuming this is from the ToTK universe, you’re supposed to use the ascend ability from below. I can’t help you if this is from the WoW universe since blink is still bugged.
BonesOfTheMoon, This makes me incredibly anxious.
rjthyen, Looks like a nice place to take a dump though, ngl
perennial, If this had a door and the rest of the place is nice enough, I wouldn’t mind having a toilet like this. Hell of a conversation starter.
QuinceDaPence, It has a door, just not a conventional one. The hatch closes over the stairs and gives you the walkway to the toilet. (Assuming this is only accessed by the stairs below, if this is on the main floor it's dumb but it looks like some attic guest room thing to me.)
xpinchx, Oof imagine a difficult sweaty shit where you have to take your shirt off. I need room to spread out sometimes.
Alexstarfire, I think you should get that looked at. That doesn’t sound normal.
rjthyen, I like the way you think haha
Krompus, 
Fiber bro. If your diet is about half vegetables as it should be you’ll never have a challenging shit again.
acastcandream, I can’t tell if this is photoshopped or just screenshotted to death
SomeoneElseMod, Screenshotted to death. It’s really old.
TomMasz, 
Submarines have more bathroom space.
donuts, 
RIP OceanGate Titan
anotherlemmyuser, Dystopian vibe
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