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q47tx, in Chinese games downloaded from the AppGallery show ads at launch
@q47tx@lemmy.world avatar

What did you expect from China?

Spider89, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...

Debian + KDE + LibreOffice = chef kiss

magic_lobster_party, in IEEE mobile page takes feedback and subscribe buttons to the next level

Source: https://standards.ieee.org/

No idea how to hide the buttons. Thanks for making the page so readable.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i only see the subscribe button

SmashingSquid,

Yeah I don’t see feedback and I had to turn off my ad blocker for subscribe to show.

Moonrise2473, in IEEE mobile page takes feedback and subscribe buttons to the next level

More like stupid design than asshole design, it’s not like they intentionally placed the buttons to hamper the reading 😆

The dev didn’t test on mobile, saw it was nice in his PC “nice! It ships!”

HelloHotel, in This is the entrance to the cafeteria in a US school. Absolute fuck you to the students if you ask me.
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

In case of fire, die.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

Paying Microsoft is like paying a ransomware scammer

No amount will ever be enough to satiate their depraved lust for money

Totendax,

It’s it’s a feature not a bug.

Candybar121,

Microsoft threatened me with $140 to reactivate windows because I changed my motherboard, and since this is my 2nd time doing so without reinstalling windows, I can no longer do so for free. I just typed 2 lines into powershell and then it became activated.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

At risk of sounding like an insufferable individual, I’ve completely had my fill of Microsoft. I’ll have to still use it at work, but I’m transitioning everything into Linux.

What finally made me make this decision is when I read about Microsoft’s vision to make the Windows OS completely cloud-based.

I’ve also had to fight with Windows 10 so much just not to be redirected into Edge, show me unwanted promotions, or, worst of all, restart my machine without my deliberate consent and in spite of making registry edits (If I leave my computer on overnight, there’s a reason, I don’t care if it’s “inactive hours” or whatever they want to call it.)

Whatever I miss out on by using Linux just isn’t worth the hassle anymore.

AndrewZabar,

I have roughly 30 computers and I’ve migrated all but one over to Linux. Never been happier!

Also I’m able to run 10 year old hardware and thoroughly spank brand new stuff that’s got Windoze11.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

The first device I installed Linux on is an old gaming laptop that was so slow that I almost disposed of it. It’s like a new machine now. I’m not sure why, but it just never ran well with Windows for some reason.

Rai,

I juuuuust pyr8ed the latest MSO, it went mega smoothly (and had a rad 90s style warez crack tool with music and scrolling graphics)

Works perfectly and no data pop ups like this.

LinkOpensChest_wav,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one avatar

Best way to obtain Microsoft’s products imo

I’m so fed up with their BS

Rai,

Your name IMMEDIATELY played in my head.

Also agreed. It took zero time or effort and had dope-ass chiptune. Bless pirates.

jcit878,

command prompt activation FTW

wnose, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...

I'll never forgive Microsoft for LOCKING me out of my own computer, during a recent update. I was FURIOUS. Something to do with Bitlocker or some bullshit.

Serinus,

That’s what bitlocker is supposed to do. It’s kind of the whole point of bitlocker.

xkforce,

Bitlocker is supposed to lock out people that should not have access to the data on that PC not lock the owner out.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but how would it know?

mustardman,

Passwords and/or keys? Ya know, just encryption things.

Raxiel,

Well if you have the key, you’re not locked out.

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Huh. I do not have a bitlocker account.

Also, the whole point of the TPM (when I looked it up) was to not tell anyone, including Microsoft your decryption key. It’s so the user has ten chances to enter a short PIN or password and then it unlocks the device. That way not even Microsoft or the police can unlock the device without a tunnelling electron microscope with which to crack the TPM.

That way, you see, getting into a device is expensive and something law enforcement would not be tempted to do without an ironclad warrant and maybe a national security reason.

That Microsoft can ask TPMs to break their T makes them not T-worthy enough to be called a TPM. More like a Microsoft Obedience Chip.

Buddahriffic,

TPM is meant to enforce DRM, not protect your data. They advertise it as a feature to protect users because it wouldn’t be very popular if they outright said that the whole point was so that your computer could process data without giving you access to it.

And now Google wants to use it to remove user control of browsers because users like to block ads.

Raxiel,

You don’t have to give Microsoft the key (unless you want the “backup” option) but the OS has to have the key locally while it’s running in order to be able to read the data on the drive (and also write new data).
In typical usage The TPM holds the key, but it’s the OS that generated the key and encrypted the drive in the first place. I don’t know the technical details but the TPM recognises the OS install that programmed it and will only automatically unlock and provide the key for that. If you change it by swapping the drive or booting to a different device it remains locked and any alternative OS requires the key to be entered manually.

Moonrise2473,

it happened to me, the computer had a firmware (BIOS) update and it reset the TPM holding the decryption key was wiped.

But anyway you had a backup of the decryption key, right? Right?

(The reason microsoft insists so much on having everyone login with microsoft accounts is that bitlocker encryption keys are uploaded in the cloud so you if you follow the link on the boot error message, you can unlock your drive)

(a “side effect” of this automatic encryption key upload on the cloud is that your drive is not encrypted for law enforcement)

fuzzzerd,

Is there a way to sign in with Microsoft account and not upload your key to the cloud?

This also makes me wonder if Android does the same thing with its device encryption, since you must login with a Google account.

XTornado,

Yeah I think so, like it ask you where you can to store the key and if you want to upload a copy or something like that it has been a while since I did setup the encryption.

That said OMG there should be a nicer way to introduce the damn key on boot… with a USB or something I had to type it so many times when I was fixing a booting issue.

Moonrise2473,

On Windows 11 when you sign in with a Microsoft account and the device fully supports bitlocker, it starts encrypting the drive without any user consent or acknowledgement. It did so on my laptop

Only with a local account you’re prompted to save a backup somewhere else, and it’s picky, doesn’t let you save it on the drive that’s going to be encrypted

XTornado,

Idk man… maybe is a recent change or something but on my three devices I installed Win 11, I activated Bitlocker after a while, it was not activated on my install/login. So my experience is completely different it didn’t start encrypting without consent. And to be clear I have used Microsoft accounts on all of them.

Moonrise2473,

On my Lenovo laptop my drive was encrypted without my consent, I was very pissed (due to a bug that wiped the tpm during a firmware update, I had 20 minutes of panic because I had no idea what was the bitlocker decryption key)

Raxiel,

It seems to be a behaviour particular to portable devices. I’d argue encryption by default is a good thing on a device that’s more likely to be stolen (and the identity theft implications that brings) but clearly it needs to be better communicated to the end user.
I reinstalled windows 11 recently and had to manually re-encrypt the boot drive, which also prompted me to save a copy of the key. I had the option of backing up to my MS account, saving a txt file (which it refuses to let you place on any encrypted drive, even if it’s a different one to the one you’re encrypting at the time), or print it (which can be to a PDF you can save anywhere). It’s possible to access the backup options at any time after that as well. I usually take the last option, save the pdf to the same drive then copy paste the key into my password manager then delete the file.

Raxiel,

Yes, you have to opt in.
I use a Microsoft account for my user profile, and recently reinstalled windows. I didn’t choose the account backup and so despite signing back into the same account, the encrypted partitions on my non-boot drives could only be unlocked by pasting the key in directly, there wasn’t an option to restore it.

TheMadnessKing,

I’m pretty sure Android doesn’t do this. The encryption is purely local, so you cannot somehow recover the device if you have the Google account.

llama, in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey

That’s one way to get at least 30 characters worth of expletives.

PhobosAnomaly,

An ‘f’, 27 'u’s, a ‘c’ and a ‘k’.

Other arrangements are available.

Wreckronomicon,

A ‘C’, 26 'U’s , an ‘N’, a ‘T’ and an ‘S’ would have been my go to but I like yours too

vinceman,

No it’s 7 f’s 12 u’s.

Rolive,

Like the old school rage comic?

vinceman,

I’m glad someone got it.

Bizarroland, in You can't uninstall this software without being forced to participate in their survey
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

I would literally copy paste the uncle fucker song from South Park bigger longer and uncut into that reply box

Rolive,

And now that is playing in my head. Thanks I guess.

vikingtons, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...
@vikingtons@lemmy.world avatar

are you able to get your work done on other suites like LibreOffice / OnlyOffice, or does it require MS specific functionality?

xpinchx,

I can’t speak for everyone but I rely heavily on VBA scripts, dozens of macros, PowerQuery for ETL, connection to azure SQL data, etc. If you work with big data excel is basically a must.

vikingtons,
@vikingtons@lemmy.world avatar

That’s fair enough

WaLLy3K,
@WaLLy3K@infosec.pub avatar

Given that OP posted a Mac screenshot, Pages and Numbers would likely work just as well for the files themselves.

jbk,

screenshot, Pages and Numbers would likely work

Terrible app names to be honest

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but for something that comes free with your Mac, they’re not bad.

vikingtons,
@vikingtons@lemmy.world avatar

Hadn’t noticed! Keen eye!

Design convergence across platforms has me fooled 😅

TurboDiesel, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

If that’s reoccurring it’s because your activation went pear-shaped. Sign out of your O365 account and back in

jack, (edited ) in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...

You deserved that tho. Thinking you are “doing the right thing” by paying Microsoft, you have to be really stupid

Hazdaz, in A light of wholesomeness shining in a bleak dystopian hellscape

Never ever buy an HP printer.

Their hardware is mostly brilliant but the software (drivers, DRM) should make it a stop-sale for most people. It is such a shame that what used to be an incredible engineering company has turned to such shit because of executive incompetence and greed.

LillianVS,
@LillianVS@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s be honest, probably why the guy was throwing it out lol

Holzkohlen,
@Holzkohlen@feddit.de avatar

I’m so glad my old HP printer still works. It has none of that bs and I can use MUCH MUCH cheaper refills, which are somehow even filled more than HP’s xl ink cartridges? I want HP to know that I will continue using this printer and they won’t ever see another cent of mine.

Kevnyon, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...
@Kevnyon@kbin.social avatar

Shit like this is why I switched to OpenOffice and then LibreOffice all those years ago. LibreOffice is just as good for my personal purposes and I'm never going back to MS Office. Unless your work specifically requires something only Microsoft's product can do, I highly recommend LibreOffice, I use it every single day.

Diocese3049,

I switched to OpenOffice, and hated it. But it was free, so i used it. Then tried Libre, it was better… But it will was not Microsoft office. Then years later i had to use Microsoft office for work (it was Alli was allowed to install on the work computers) and realized how much i enjoyed using Libre over Microsoft.

whyNotSquirrel,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

and if the work required it, THEY should pay for it

yoz, in Paid for MS Excel out of the goodness of my heart so now I get this popup every 2 hours...

Unfortunately thats what you paid for. These are 2023 legal scams.

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