You find yourself in a room with people. Everyone else is someone you have had sex with in your life.
What happens next?
1984, 
Such a lonely room.
I would turn it into a computer room… :)
ProfessorGumby, 
That’s too much crazy in one room.
skybreaker, 
I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.
…the only person I’ve had sex with is my wife.
TeaHands, 
So it’s not everyone you’ve had sex with, it’s just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it’s only the ones I’m still friends with.
We all have a nice catch up and then head home?
kambusha, The door handle rattles but doesn’t open.
TeaHands, Ooh yay, most of us LOVE escape rooms
room_raccoon, It's dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
TeaHands, Such is life. Least I went out having an adventure with friends.
…and at least they won’t live to have any new adventures without me.
fckreddit, Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…
room_raccoon, Aww
NABDad, Me and the wife will probably see if there’s something on TV.
Psaldorn, None of them would know what the connection is… at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. 😖
souperk, 
rape survivors are going to have a hard time…
520, Oof. I don't even want to think about that...
horsescorpion, If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.
dumptruckdan, 
Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there
rbn, I suggest a 180° instead, otherwise you’ll rush just into their arms. 😁
Aurenkin, A crow could understand the number of people in that room
gilgameth, How high can crows count again?
souperk, I wasn’t able to find a definitive answer, but after skimming Wikipedia I think a reasonable range would be at least 3 but probably less than 17.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence
Anecdotal evidence from the 1960s has suggested that crows can count up to 3. It has been shown that parrots can count up to 17.
insomniac_lemon, 
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to this:
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/429c0010-e6f2-42fe-a03e-6f66457c0db5.jpeg
@souperk
Array_X, It’s a reference to this Article: https://mymodernmet.com/crows-understand-zero/
Krotz, Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)
0x4E4F, We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.
velox_vulnus, 
“H…hey, what is this empty place, is this supposed to be solitary imprisonment? I didn’t do anything wrong, I don’t even get out of my room.”
Extrasvhx9he, Alone again, naturally
Edit: obligatory link to song
Nemo, Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.
neidu, Even better would be if they knew why they were there, and realized upon noticing each other: “YOU?!?!?”
Nemo, Oh, they know. Why do you think they don’t get along?
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