You are now a duck, what do you do first??
You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.
You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.
nis, I’d duck. Then I would probably duck some more.
ElderWendigo, (edited ) Lea ThompsonFor those who are unfamiliar, let me introduce you to Howard the Duck (really the first movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe).
Chakravanti, Is that Duckdo? Or are they both ducks…
ElderWendigo, Lea Thompson is not a duck.
Chakravanti, So no go?
Chakravanti, Yeah, okay but neither is that duck.
ElderWendigo, I don’t know what a Duckdo is. That’s Howard the duck.
Chakravanti, I can’t explain it if you can’t see it.
boredtortoise, Does Howard have a duck dick or a human dick
Xavienth, Rake in the lake
flashgnash, It’s a lovely day, and you are a horrible goose
Taleya, Crime
hakunawazo,
Dlayknee, I am the terror that flaps in the night…
hakunawazo, I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime…
SendMePhotos, The first thing is probably quack… I would love to fly to someone in the park working on something and solve the issue for them. I’d like to be known as a helpful duck.
doggle, Quack
Therealmglitch, 
Quack?!
Thisfox, Quack.
SendMePhotos, QUAAAAACCCKKK…!!!
Starglasses, Fly. Omg fly. I have always wanted to be able to fly. I went hanggliding once and it was magical. I want that again <3
SendMePhotos, Typically a demo flight at an airport is like $100. Go do that, too!
Jimmycrackcrack, Quack
steven, Came here to read this comment
ExLisper, Cover my feathers in wax like substance from my ass glands. Once I’m all waxed up I go for a swim.
indigomirage, I suppose I’d duck.
Vode_An, I find someone with a corkscrew fetish.
mcqtom, Pretty sure I’d drop my phone.
yuuunikki, deleted_by_author
joyjoy, rape
LopensLeftArm, Got any grapes?
notonReddit, Rape
Squirrel, 
The question implies that you would still have your human brain, not that you would think like an actual duck.
notonReddit, Still rape
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