Snapz,
@Snapz@beehaw.org avatar

Oh man… this takes me back.

My grandpa used to always say to us kids, “I’m going to go upstairs to have sex with your grandmother”.

Pulptastic,

George Carlin used this one. “I’m going upstairs and fuck your grandma”

pseudonym,

Not good luck, good management. Luck is not a strategy.

Talking about making plans and thinking ahead.

thelastknowngod,

When I die, just stick a ham bone up me ass and let the dogs carry me away.

zephyrvs,

“Things are the way they are.”

Seriously.

Iamdanno,

It is what it is.

JTode,

Good gravy!

Empricorn,

“… So I said, ‘I do too know how to dig a hole! I say [racial slur], dig me hole!’, Hahahaha!!!”

I learned more than I wanted to as a kid…

adolf_hitler,

redditor, dig me a hole!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t you dare use that kind of disgusting language here!

kyle,

I don’t care for that Adolf guy one bit, such foul language!

arefx,

When my 89 yo grandma accidentally farts she says “oops I stepped on a duck.”

Lettuceeatlettuce,

Lol! My grandma would say, “it was a frog!”

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My gram used to quote MAD Magazine and Cracked with me all the time so that was pretty amazing. <3

juliebean,

“Tables are for glasses, not asses.”
~ My grandpa, whenever someone sat on a table.

PostMalort,

All my grandparents passed when I was young and I didn’t know them well. However, my uncle quotes his father quite a bit. General advice “Never do anything you wouldn’t want to read about in the paper.” Whenever he offers you something, or is jokingly telling you why you shouldn’t do something “It will make your babies come out naked and screaming” Also my mom’s side of the family has a common last name and my grandfather stated that if we met another person that shared our last name that we could accept them as family if they were “reasonably dressed, moderately sober, and not asking for money”

SELECTstarFROMreddit,
@SELECTstarFROMreddit@sh.itjust.works avatar

When they didn’t get a hug first, we’d get “What am I, chopped liver.”

YexingTudou,

From my grandma (who got it from her father):

“Of course the story is true, it just didn’t happen”

Essentially, the story is more important than the actual event.

vis4valentine,
@vis4valentine@lemmy.ml avatar

Sound like a motto for Reddit lol

zerbey,

Whenever my Grandfather, a WWII combat veteran, saw something he didn’t approve of: “The things you see when they don’t let you carry a gun any more…”.

Dr_Cog,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

Everytime my Nana would send an email or leave a voicemail, she would sign off “Ciao for now!”

mkulima,
@mkulima@baraza.africa avatar

My grandma, having to call for help but doesn’t know who of the many kids are around: hey, hey human who was named

Translation takes away from it.

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

My great-grandmother was a fan of “you know who you are, get over here”

mkulima,
@mkulima@baraza.africa avatar

Their seniority allow(ed) them free passes on details or precision.

Pulptastic,

Hey you

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