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  • Viking_Hippie,
    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I plead the fifth

    yanyuan,

    Good question. There are probably some constellations where the police would be like: We got plenty of matching testimonies for you. We charge you and this could send you to jail for 80 years or you pleat guilty and accept 5 years.

    On the other hand, I think in Germany you could be charged with pretending to have committed a crime.

    Criminal Code (StGB) § Section 145d Pretending to have committed a criminal offense

    (1) Any person who, contrary to his better knowledge, pretends to an authority or to a body competent to receive reports that an unlawful act has been committed […] shall be liable to a custodial sentence not exceeding three years or to a monetary penalty […].

    vzq,

    That’s just filling a false report. That’s illegal almost anywhere, but you need to be more specific than what’s in the post.

    electrogamerman,

    but then the person wouldn’t been lying about having committed a crime

    Feathercrown,

    submit report saying I violated this law

    instant “this sentence is false”-style paradox

    legal system implodes. Complete anarchy takes over

    yanyuan,

    :D If this thread reaches the wrong people, society as we know it will end! What have we done!?

    NorthWestWind,
    @NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

    In Lego City

    Feathercrown,

    A LEMMING HAS POSED A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION IN LEGO CITY

    FeetinMashedPotatoes,

    HEY!

    Extrasvhx9he,

    Assuming of legal age, Not an officer or lawyer but think they’ll detain you for erratic behavior until the situation gets sorted out

    Maddie,
    @Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Well they routinely murder folks who are doing nothing wrong at all, so I wouldn’t risk it

    jeffw,

    On one hand, you’re right. On the other hand, I’ve never heard of someone entering a police station and being shot

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    The last words Michael Chad Breinholt heard were, “You’re about to die, my friend.”

    […]

    With his hands cuffed behind his back, he briefly wrestled with two officers. One screamed that Breinholt was grabbing his holstered gun. Sgt. Tyler Longman rushed into the room, made his declaration and fired.

    VIDEO: A Utah Police Officer Killed a Man Inside the Police Department. It Was His Third Shooting.

    jeffw, (edited )

    You’re not wrong, but:

    en.wikipedia.org/…/Exception_that_proves_the_rule

    This argument states if an exception exists or has to be stated, then this exception proves that there must be some rule to which the case is an exception.

    One murder does not mean it happens regularly.

    thebardingreen,
    @thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

    Step 1: Be black.

    Step 2: Walk into the police station and say you’re there to turn yourself in. Say you have something you need to show them.

    Step 3: Reach into your jacket.

    Leoimirmir,
    wildginger,

    Sleeping sure is a crime worthy of the death by cop treatment, huh?

    Leoimirmir,

    Source?

    wildginger,

    You, apparently

    Leoimirmir,

    What

    wildginger,

    Yeah, it tracks that was too complex for you

    Leoimirmir,

    I posted a meme about a dude mowing people down how does that correlate to someone getting shot for sleeping

    wildginger,

    It also tracks that you didnt even understand the meme you posted

    Leoimirmir,

    Explain it to me then since you’re so much wiser than me

    wildginger,

    Lol I am not your mother, sorry

    Leoimirmir,

    👍

    neptune,

    They’d probably search the database for anyone wanted of your name/description. And when it came back blank they’d probably leave you in a room for a few hours to see if anything happens. And then let you go.

    grabyourmotherskeys,

    Leaving you in a room for a few hours is a virtual certainty.

    Joker,

    They would send you on your way. There’s a show - I think on Apple - called Black Bird about a real life serial killer with a history of false confessions. It’s kind of a significant plot point. Good show.

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    If you turn yourself in you forfiet your personal belongings. They’d check your ID and see that you have no warrants and tell you to fuck off

    EarthShipTechIntern,

    So you’d be giving up that fifth you walked in with (Scotch or bourbon, I’m guessing)

    livus,
    @livus@kbin.social avatar

    I live in New Zealand so me rambling about "the fifth" would probably make them call Social Services to come and help me since I would seem to be suffering from a mental health event.

    Either that or they would think I was trolling and send me on my way with a stern reminder that wasting police time is a criminal offence.

    Ilovethebomb,

    I’ve seen videos filmed in NZ of people ranting about their constitutional rights.

    You’re right though, they’d assume you’re either a nutter or a troll.

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Well they do have rights, it's just their constitution is not one singular document. Kinda like us in Australia with our "implied rights".

    But yeah anyone going on about them is most likely the 'Sovereign Citizens' sort. Dunno how the fuck that concept has spread around the world so much.

    livus,
    @livus@kbin.social avatar

    @Ilovethebomb yeah I met a "Trump supporter" here in NZ once. If we have a lot of them, it's probably an indication that we're underfunding mental health and education.

    andrewta,

    So New Zealand doesn’t have a concept of the courts can’t make you testify against yourself? That surprises me.

    livus,
    @livus@kbin.social avatar

    Of course we do.

    But it derives from common law via the New Zealand Bill of Rights and has nothing whatsoever to do with the US Constitution's amendments.

    andrewta,

    Thank you for helping to prove my point. When the OP was saying take the fifth he was talking in a genetic way. In other words walking into the police station and taking that countries variation of the fifth. He just didn’t bother typing it fully out like that because it was obvious what his point was. It’s obvious that new Zealand doesn’t have the literal fifth amendment but they have the equivalent of it. Again thank you for helping to prove my point.

    When I asked “doesn’t new Zealand have that concept” I new they did. I was trying to get you to understand what the op was trying to say.

    livus,
    @livus@kbin.social avatar

    @andrewta ooookay... next time maybe just make your point yourself, it would save me the trouble of replying unnecessarily.

    Always blow on the pie.

    SHamblingSHapes,
    @SHamblingSHapes@lemmy.one avatar

    “The fifth” is American. They have the same or similar concept in other countries, they just have different names for it than “the fifth amendment”.

    Plead “the fifth” in NZ and they’ll tell you that you watch too much American television.

    andrewta,

    I know that. I was trying to get him to understand that the op was talking in a generic sense. Both op and myself realize that new Zealand has an equivalent concept of the fifth. Op wasn’t trying to say walk in and literally say “plead the fifth” but walk in and do the equivalent of that.

    People get way to literal when they don’t need to be.

    yanyuan,

    You’re right. I thought everyone here knows “the 5th” and it’s just shorter than “the right to remain silent”. However, most people seem to have got the right idea.

    EinfachUnersetzlich,

    That’s the second most American centric thing I’ve read today.

    andrewta,

    Even those that are complaining about the op using the term “the fifth” knew what it basically translated to,

    Honytawk,

    Nope, never heard of it.

    The US isn’t the centre of the world.

    andrewta,

    You personally might not have heard about it. Look at the other comments. It’s obvious most did.

    Dagwood222,

    In my state a police sergeant can have you held for a psychiatric examination if they determine that you are a possible threat to yourself or others. You’d be transported under guard to the nearest locked ER and be examined. If you kept playing games you could spend 30 days in a locked ward and be liable for the bill.

    If the cops decide to be extra nice to you, they could get you a public defender. They’d be overworked and advise you to stop playing games.

    SheDiceToday,

    Interesting. Where I’m at any cop can hold you for a psych eval, but they have to have damning evidence that you will hurt yourself or others. I’m pretty sure no cop here, and by extension their department, or the doctor at the hospital, would be willing to risk a lawsuit because you refused to answer questions about a crime. The civil rights violation (because they’re retaliating for you taking the 5th), would be a bonus on top of the unlawful detention.

    Dagwood222,

    The situation posited means OP is either crazy or stupid. Either they are a psychiatric patient who has knowledge of a crime, or they are some kind of jerk who is wasting the time of the police and hospital. Depending on how the “patient” presented themselves, I think that most judges and juries would side with holding them. Also, by claiming they have information, the cops would be within their rights to hold the ‘patient’ as a material witness.

    “Interfering with government operations” is a crime in most places. I used to work in public health field, and I have absolutely no patience with people who use first responders of any type as playthings. If you feel the need to act out, hire a professional and leave the civil servants alone.

    davel,
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is the whitest American question I’ve heard in a while.

    phillaholic,

    This might be the greatest defenition of White Privilege I’ve ever seen 🤣

    nitefox,

    What does it have to do with skin colour?

    IgnacioM,
    @IgnacioM@lemmy.ml avatar

    White people are less likely to be unfairly targeted by police. I know you know this already.

    nitefox,

    I don’t, because it’s insane and I’m not American

    DudeDudenson,

    How dare you have an experience and opinions that are different from Americans?? You must be a commie!!

    I always find it amusing when Americans just assume things are the same everywhere

    IgnacioM,
    @IgnacioM@lemmy.ml avatar

    Since when is racism and colorism unique to america?

    murmelade,

    Not knowing that is also white privilege.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Waiting for that dude to tell you they’re not white lmao

    TheGalacticVoid,

    He said colour, not color.

    DontMakeMoreBabies,

    You'd be told to leave. If you didn't, you'd be arrested for trespassing. And being a fuckwit.

    burntbutterbiscuits,

    You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

    Saigonauticon,

    The officer would likely look up, tell you to get out, and go back to their work unless there was some obvious reason to arrest you.

    Unless they felt like issuing a fine of some type for wasting their time.

    Rhoeri,

    In America, it would totally depend on your skin color.

    DemBoSain,
    @DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

    In Canada they wouldn’t know what a fifth is, because liquids are measured in liters.

    dan,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    I think “a fifth” usually refers to a “metric fifth” these days (750mL)

    wolfpack86,

    Yes, and one metric is 3.75 L. Everyone knows that.

    DemBoSain,
    @DemBoSain@midwest.social avatar

    Today I learned the distilleries are cheating everybody out of 7 ml on every fifth of alcohol.

    Whisper06,

    If you’re white, laugh it off tell you to piss off. If you’re not white executed on the spot.

    Hadriscus,

    the fifth ? are you sure ? it’s a little old-school, evokes holy music… I would go for the third and the seventh instead, just to shake things up. Cops aren’t used to daring chords like these, you’d totally destabilize them and they wouldn’t be able to jail you

    boatswain,

    The fifth always evokes Star Wars to me, so maybe you’re right about holy music.

    OutlierBlue,

    “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

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