Help me stop accidentally hurting my dog

I wear UGG boots in winter because it’s fucking cold.

I also wrap myself in a blanket on the couch, and have a lovely area rug so I don’t have to walk on a cold floor. All these things are necessary to survive the winter; my house isn’t well insulated.

The problem with all this, is that I build up a static charge. So when I go to pat my beautiful sweetheart of a dog, I zap him. It’s audible and I’m sure, quite unpleasant. Often on the head. He obviously doesn’t like that, I think he’s taking it personally, and I feel awful. It completely cancels out the affection I’m trying to show him.

So the question for the Lemmy community is:

How do I discharge the static before I pat my dog? I have started shocking my partner (which he doesn’t like, but accepts over the alternative), before patting my dog. But as he’s out tonight, I have no human vessel to offer as tribute?

What can I touch in my house before patting my dog so that he doesn’t receive a shock?

Edit: standard Australian house and furniture

Another edit: I’m all the sheets to the wind so the engineering advice is not sinking in. But I’m loving the immediate response that I’d never have gotten on Deaddit.

Again: I can’t stop giggling at how helpful everyone is being and how short m, drunk and silly I am, in a house with apparently no metal

And again: I should probably take me and my baby to bed now, but a big thank you to everyone who replied. You’ve all been lovely. Lemmy is really a different space to ask these questions! I’ll be trying out many of your suggestions over the weekend; big thanks from me and my boy x

Final: thanks to everyone who responded. I did try the kitchen tap again last night and this time it worked! Mustn’t have built up enough charge when I tried the night I posted. I will still primarily zap my partner’s leg as it’s usually closer and doing it makes me laugh. It’s important he understands where he fits in the household hierarchy as well. I also learnt that American houses are very different (screws and radiators everywhere!) so that was interesting too.

SatansInteriorDsgnr,

Anti-static keychain! They’re small, cheap, and buyable on Amazon. You basically just touch it and it discharges the static without hurting. Life saver for me, my hair builds up a lot of static and I used to shock myself and family all the time.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Oooh maybe that’s the goods!

rautapekoni,

A keychain you carry in your pocket is somehow supposed to discharge your static charge? I’m sorry, but electricity does not work like that. Unless the keychain has a ground wire of course, but the things image search showed me are just as effective as touching coins in your pocket.

Lith,

I don’t know about keychains, but antistatic wrist straps are absolutely a thing and are very important for people who regularly work with electronic hardware. But I think you’re right in that these devices use a ground wire. There’s also antistatic bags, but again, it just protects what’s inside, and doesn’t discharge you unless it’s touching something else it can discharge to, I believe. Ultimately these are tools used mostly to prevent you from building up static while you work, and not really something you could just wear around the house.

SatansInteriorDsgnr,

I dunno man. All I know is that this is very similar to the one I had (www.ebay.com/itm/404424220236) and it always worked for me. Just trying to help a person with a suggestion…

rautapekoni,

I’m no expert in the field, but my limited experience would say that the potential difference just cannot be discharged by something you hold in your hand and not connected somewhere to complete a circuit. No matter what is inside that dongle.

Someonelol,

Easiest way to address this is to wear a metal Casio watch and have it touch anything metallic attached to a wall like door latch guides or maybe even coat hangers to dissipate any static electricity. Another choice is to grab the metal part of a key and tap them as well.

SatansInteriorDsgnr,

Here’s one similar to the one I had! www.ebay.com/itm/404424220236

HurlingDurling,

No metal? Get some Megadeath albums to fix that.

Here in the us there are certain fabric sprays that help with static buildup, so there might be some alternative over there in Australia.

A humidifier will also work but is pricier in comparison.

Lastly you can wrap a cover cable to your anke and burry the other side in the ground 😆

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Does mumbling ‘the ace of spades’ to myself over and over work? Because I was already doing that due to playing cards earlier

omalaul,

Contrary to popular belief the metal is in the mustache, not the lyrics. I think there was a mythbuster episode about it or something

Summzashi,

An while you’re at it get a band that’s not shit

el_gringo_loco,

I’ve lived in Denver for the past 15 years or so, this is a problem I relate to. If you live in a house or apartment with drywall, it turns out that the corners are made of metal under the plaster. For years I have discharged myself by bumping my forearms against the corner of a wall before flipping a light switch to avoid a painful shock on the tips of my fingers

Kyle,

Yeah wall corners are often metal and the paint on it seems to soften the discharge.

CmdrShepard,

A stove, washing machine or other large electrical appliance with a metal case and grounding pin on the plug should work too. The chassis is connected to an earth ground.

Today,

Internet says to touch the screws on a light switch panel.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

They’re covered by plastic as standard here

Followupquestion,

They are screws holding the plate on, usually two flathead screws above and below the switch or paddle that them connect to the junction box which is how they ground you.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Covered in plastic

Followupquestion,

Covered in plastic how? Mine all look like this imgur.com/a/9EBDjPS

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

There’s these little white plastic plugs over screws, or an entire plastic panel over the top

Followupquestion,

Replacement covers are like $1.25 at the hardware store. If you’re renting, you can save what’s there in some closet and put them back when you move out.

Kyle,

Damn, I was going to suggest this, I do it all the time. Perhaps shuffle around and touch everything in sight until you find something that zaps and therefore discharges you. Once you find something grounding (zappy) touch that before you touch your dog.

Kyle,

I’ve read all the responses here and am horrified that you seem to live in an ungrounded plastic bubble. Is that a Canberra thing? Or can’t even find a small metal object the size of a coin to make discharging painless, how why?

If it’s an old house there should be tonnes of metal things to touch.

Corners of walls, radiators or central air vents or return air vents, screws on switches or power outlets, furniture with metal bits on it, sinks taps and water fixtures with metal parts, thermostat, fireplace casing.

Literally touch everything and report back.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Not an old houuse (2015 build), not sure if we have coins but I’ll check…

No vents in reach and certainly no radiators, no screws… No metal furniture… No screws… The sink didn’t work… No fireplace.

I’m not in Coober Pedy but may as well be it seems!

HedonismB0t,

There’s really not a single screw holding the covers on your light switches?

some_guy,

My partner has this problem a lot. The fridge zaps her pretty often (metal door and handle). There must be a metal surface somewhere on yours? Maybe the shelves? Or the stove / oven?

ETA: As a person who occasionally kicks my kitties when I go to the bathroom in the dark, I sympathize. It’s a terrible feeling when you startle or hurt them. Luckily, they seem to know that I’m a clumsy idiot and accept my immediate apologies.

dan,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

If you have a desktop computer with a metal case, touch the case.

insomniac,
@insomniac@sh.itjust.works avatar

Go to the hardware store and buy a metal pipe to use as a walking stick

NOT_RICK,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

Increasing the humidity in your house will also help limit the static buildup. Just don’t increase it so much you get a ton of condensation on the windows

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

My asthma could not deal or I’d move to Queensland

Kanzar,

I thought humid was good for asthma. 🫣

man_in_space,
@man_in_space@kbin.social avatar

Electronics stores sometimes sell static discharge bracelets. You put it on your wrist and then there’s a cord that goes to an alligator clip or something and you can touch it to metal to discharge the pent-up electricity. I had to do that at mine old workplace—the air there was so dry, and my legs so hairy, that static charge would build up from my pants. I had a static discharge once that was so loud someone came over to ask if I was all right; it stopped when I started wearing the bracelet.

local_taxi_fix,

I usually go with the light switch/outlet screw but you said those are covered. There must be grounded metal somewhere in your house. The microwave body, a pipe or faucet, you could even get one of those grounding wrist straps that plug into the ground port on your wall socket.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I could try the microwave? It’s very plastic though …

colournoun,

There will be metal parts on the microwave somewhere, and they will be properly grounded into the power socket. Maybe the back panel.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Haha I can’t pull my microwave out of its home(?) As a regular thing

local_taxi_fix,

If it’s attached to the wall theres probably bare metal on the bottom, and if not there’s definitely some on the inside when you open the door. Just any bare metal on it.

kool_newt,

My mom makes a chain of safety pins (about 8-10 long) and attaches it to her clothes. Then you grab the chain and touch things with it (or it touches things as it dangles) to discharge w/o pain or hurting others. I tried it, seemed to work.

Nollij,

You probably need to get a humidifier. Low humidity is very common in the winter, and creates (or at least encourages) static buildup. Added bonus is that it will make your place feel warmer at the same time.

You may also want to invest in better insulation. Even if you just rent, there are a variety of cheap and temporary options that can save you a bundle on heating and cooling.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

I own the place but honestly, we’ve got “feature weeds” in our back yard so insulation is just another thing on the list

Sharpiemarker,

I’m going to agree with the other commenter. We had the same issue and started running a humidifier and it resolved the static issues. Not only is it uncomfortable for your pet, but it’s also really bad for your electronics.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

That’s using even more electricity mate and I’m producing enough of my own!

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

you can make a humidifier with a bowl of water with a towel in it, for faster humidification add more bowls and towels.

schmidtster,

And put them near a breeze, like a fan. Opening your windows for a breeze will defeat the entire purpose of humidifying your home.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

It’s currently 5 degrees Celsius

Sharpiemarker,

Do you want solutions or just to complain about the problem?

schmidtster,

Yes.

Nollij,

There are a few different types of humidifiers out there. Here are the 3 main types:

  1. Vaporizers. These literally just heat the water until it boils, and the steam evaporates into the air. They use a lot of electricity, which also creates a lot of heat (note: exactly the same amount of you have an electric resistor furnace). They can be a safety risk (because boiling water), and require frequent cleaning/descaling if you have hard water. IMHO, these also make the air feel more humid.
  2. Evaporators. These are basically just a fan over a wet towel. Very cheap, very low energy. Often less effective. As they are effectively standing water, you have to be careful to keep them clean or the nasties will grow quickly. This is also the type that “whole home” humidifiers typically are.
  3. Ultrasonic. These are very popular these days, and may randomly be sold as cool mist, warm mist (if they have a small heating element). Low energy options that vibrate the water into a fine mist, which then evaporates. But they will also vibrate everything else in your water into the air. These deposits, like calcium or limestone, can affect your breathing. They will also leave dust all over everything you own. Recommend using distilled water for these.
squaresinger,

Watch out with the type of humidifier though. Standing water and parts that never dry (e.g. inside hoses in the humidifier) are perfect breeding grounds for bacteria. And “cool mist” type humidifiers use ultrasonic frequencies to atomize all that crap that builds up in your humidifier and spread it into nice little droplets, which are perfect for getting germs really deep into your lungs.

If you tend to get respiratory infections quite often, your humidifier might be to blame.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

Mate, my lungs are mostly chalk and I have half the sinus space of most humans. Humidifiers just sound like my version of Skynet

squaresinger,

My son has a chronic respiratory illness, and as much as I’d love to raise the humidity in my flat, doing so using a humidifier would probably send him to the hospital pretty fast.

argentcorvid,
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

actually, (unless you have been told not to) humidity can help.

squaresinger,

Humidity yes, bacteria and other germs, especially germs that can live in water are a massive no-go. Germs like Pseudomonas aeruginosa would give him a permanent lung infection and many strains of it are resistant to pretty much all antibiotics.

For people with his condition, a Pseudomonas infection is usually the point where stuff like sports or even walking up stairs permanently ends.

So raising humidity isn’t bad, but the means to do so are a killer, literally.

Btw, thanks for the downvote. I’m sure you know much more about the illness of my child, an illness that I haven’t even named here, than I do, who has to make sure that kid survives. Seriously, that kind of behaviour triggers me so much. That happens so often, that people who haven’t even heard of that illness before know everything better. It seriously makes me angry.

That kid spent ~5% of his life in hospital, getting IV antibiotics due to his condition. He takes ~30 doses of medicine a day, just to keep him alive. But people who wouldn’t even know how to spell the condition think they know better.

Pro tip: If you aren’t affected by the specific illness in question / aren’t taking care of someone who is, keep your armchair medical knowledge to yourself.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I’ve always felt humidity in winter/cold weather feels more cold, not warm. Am I alone in this appreciation of temperature?

MrsDoyle,

I live in Scotland and yes, you don’t want to be damp in cold weather. It feels miserable. You douse yourself in water to cool down on a hot day, don’t you? In winter you do your best to keep snug and dry.

Re the static issue, give the dog a treat every time you shock it, train it to enjoy being shocked. 👹

Bitrot,
@Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You are not. A dry cold is not as bone chilling as a humid one. I assume there is something about body heat warming up water molecules or denser air or something.

schmidtster,

If it’s cold and the place isn’t that well insulated, adding humidity can lead to disastrous results.

The humidity will build up and cling to the windows, it can freeze breaking the seals, but it can also run off into the wall causing mold and damage to the framing and anything else.

You shouldn’t have the humidity above 35%rh below freezing, unless you have very specific reasons too (hard wood, piano, health) but be prepared for additional costs eventually in some form. Wheter it’s upgrading to allow the house to do it, fixing issues, or preventing damage.

Also, raising the humidity makes the air feel colder not warmer, so that’s just plain false.

Nollij,

Do you have anything to support that last statement? A quick Google search returns countless hits saying that humid air feels warm. Examples:

teamhardingcomfort.com/…/does-running-a-humidifie…

airsmartly.com/does-a-cool-mist-humidifier-make-t…

The only real exception I could find is swamp coolers, where it gets your skin slightly moist and evaporation cools you.

schmidtster,

That’s the issue with quick google results, they are likely from fair weather states and refering to warmer temperatures.

montrealsciencecentre.com/…/dry-cold-damp-cold-wi…

If the RH is too high your body can’t evaporate your perspiration which leads to it clinging to you and you feeling cold and damp instead.

Nollij,

Thank you for the meaningful response. While I have several issues with the information in that page (among others, 75% RH is very hard to reach in cold weather), I do see a path to how it could feel colder.

I try to keep my home around 40-45% RH in the winter, and find that it feels significantly warmer than when it’s at 25%. It also greatly reduces the static shocks, as well as keeps my skin from drying and chapping.

schmidtster,

I will concede it’s also not likely not an issue with everyone. I sweat at like 18c so it’s always going to feel colder to me since I’m always “drenched”.

So not even I’m entirely correct, but trying to explain too much loses people sometimes.

Fermion,

Two suggestions: run a humidifier. Preferably use a steam one with distilled water. The ultrasonic cool mist ones introduce any minerals and bacteria that are in the water into the air.

The easiest suggestion is to change your blanket. I’m guessing you’re wrapping yourself in a fuzzy fleece blanket. Synthetic fibers like polyester transfer way more static charge than natural fibers. Try looking for a cotton or wool throw. Or for something fuzzy, find a sheep pelt with wool on it. Even using a cotton sheet between you and your current blanket should reduce the amount of charge buildup.

A side benefit of changing blanket materials, is that any blanket that generates a lot of static charge also holds loads of dust and pet hairs. A less static generating blanket will stay cleaner longer.

The easiest way to discharge is to touch a metal faucet. If you have copper pipes, they’ll be grounded, but even just the tap water is conductive enough to dissipate most of the charge.

Rentlar,

A metal doorknob works for me usually.

NatakuNox,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Dryer sheets and fabric softener will reduce the potential for stadic electricity in your fabrics.

boogetyboo,
@boogetyboo@aussie.zone avatar

That’s very American advice I’m afraid. Here we just put our washing out until it catches on fire

NatakuNox,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Our air quality is so bad most Americans (even if they have the space for a clothing line) can’t hang their clothes to dry. They’ll come out smelling.

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