TotallynotJessica,

The biggest flaw here is that ants already control the world.

Kolanaki,
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I legitimately think it would be rad as fuck if ants advanced to the same technological level as humans. But tiny. Imagine little ant-sized nukes. Adorable.

Infernal_pizza,
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

This is how they came up with the plot for quantumania

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

You want ants? Because this is how you get ants.

burgersc12,

oh fuck, here we go again ant king hxh

Varyk, (edited )

The bottom text should definitely be “Help avert the antpocalypse.”

Right?

jaybone,

But if they learn how to read, then they also will not eat in the library.

Prunebutt,

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
whenigrowup356,

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

3arn0wl,

Another failed author turned librarian? :/

Chariotwheel,

What's your issue. It's a little chuckle so people pay attention to the sign.

God forbid a librarian can love their job and enjoy doing a small joke.

3arn0wl,

It struck me as crap, frankly. “Please don’t eat in the library” is enough.

cm0002,

Were you the “Teacher, you forgot about our homework” kid too?

3arn0wl,

If homework is set with the expectation that it is to be done, then the counter-expectation is that it’s marked promptly and returned.

However, “You Must, You Could, and You Might Enjoy” might also be made use of.

VaultBoyNewVegas,

Lol, you were that kid. Everyone else hated you 😂😂

3arn0wl,

No idea why you’d come to that conclusion.

cm0002,

No idea really? Lmao, dude you’re a grade A brown noser with 0 sense of humor, you need to have more fun with life

3arn0wl,

And you appear to be fairly rude to someone you don’t know.

Pregnenolone,

🤓

emeralddawn45,

But wouldn’t the reason it’s bad for ants to read also apply to anyone else? So this is subtly implying that reading turns kids evil, not a great message for a librarian to spread… /s sorta

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Hasn’t that happened already?

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yeah, it’s an ants world and we’re just living in it. We’re lucky they’re too busy fighting each other to be concerned with us.

OmegaMouse,
@OmegaMouse@feddit.uk avatar

The ant apocalypse doesn’t sound all that bad to be fair. Lets give them a chance

jeffw,

Better than letting Republicans take over. I mean, at least the ants want to read books

NakariLexfortaine,

Yeah, but will that break the history of monarchy for the ants, or will we get a large group of intelligent ants being directed by a hyper-intelligent queen?

And how will they feel about Xander Crews?

activ8r,

I’m up for it. Good chance they will do better than we are. Learn from our mistakes and all that. Yeah. Ant power! ✊

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