LordAmplifier

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one singular braincell :3
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LordAmplifier,

I wish someone looked at me like this cat looks at Christmas tree ornaments

LordAmplifier,

I’m in his DMs, you’re a little mouse squeak squeak, he’s a catboy so you better start running before he meow mrrrrrp mrrrreow >:3

LordAmplifier,

Is that the prequel to “I Cum Blood”?

LordAmplifier,

Look at this cutie doing a big stretch :3 I really like the reflection on the floor, it’s a clever detail that makes the character look less like they’re floating in the air and kinda grounds them.

LordAmplifier,

Choose two, get none

:c

LordAmplifier,

The volume of a pizza with a radius of “z” and a height of “a” is πz^2^a, or pizz*a

LordAmplifier,

hands over $350 bill am sowwy uwu

LordAmplifier,

No, pwease, I pwomise I won’t do it again uwu-- AH HECK

LordAmplifier,

Look a bit closer, it says “real mony” right there, so it’s gotta be real :3

money

LordAmplifier,

SOLD! OwO

LordAmplifier,

Yes, please… no, I mean, please don’t, that’s so cruel~

LordAmplifier,

Why is cow print, of all things, so pwetty? qwq

LordAmplifier,

But even when guys wear cow print, I just want to… milk them dry~

LordAmplifier,

Good, I wouldn’t want to live in a world without that dog :3

LordAmplifier,

Shut up, don’t tell me what to do >:c

gives you cookies

puts on your favourite show

gives hugs and forehead kisses (if requested)

LordAmplifier,

Anytime :3

LordAmplifier,

238, it’s right in their name

LordAmplifier,

The two genders: cigarette and joint. Spliffs, blunts, and vapes don’t exist, you’re either a cigarette or a joint.

LordAmplifier,

Yeah, it would be silly to try to create a strict system of binaries to describe something as complex as human beings and the constantly changing world we inhabit.

LordAmplifier,

what a cute pupper :)

LordAmplifier,

the only food they crave is your soul

LordAmplifier,

But Steve is already working from home. Why doesn’t home feel like home any more?

LordAmplifier,

That’s what you get for typing 80085 😤

LordAmplifier,

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LordAmplifier,

Finally a religion that makes sense. What’s even the point of work if so much of it does not benefit anybody other than company owners and shareholders. An electrician who makes sure the wiring in your house is up to standard so it won’t burn down has a positive impact on the world, but when I look at jobs that match my interests, have relatively good working conditions, and good wages, most of them have no real purpose whatsoever. It all comes down to selling people useless shit they don’t need, so why put in the effort?

LordAmplifier,

Thanks, I, uhh, I want to switch banks, so, yeah, that ad might be helpful, very helpful

LordAmplifier,

1

(I want to post this for the joke, but full-body latex feels a little hotter atm)

LordAmplifier,

yay :D

LordAmplifier,

edit: I should mention that this comment is kinda NSFW because 2/3 pictures that are described below are rated explicit uwu

One of them is a drawing of a bottomless Richard Stallman with an “I ❤️ GNUS” pin telling a confused / shy and very thicc demon about Linux.

One is Silver Spoon (My Little Pony) next to a pony version of Stallman. Both have emacs running some sort of Linux OS. Stallman’s laptop is floating in the air because of the magic he is casting with his horn (he’s a unicorn).

The last one is Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) sitting on a 1000-piece Richard Stallman jigsaw puzzle box and grinding a laptop. There’s a computer in the background that’s running Arch btw.

LordAmplifier,

I love bleach, it always gives me such a warm and tingling feeling inside :)

LordAmplifier,

Those are very nice :3 I was this close to ordering a Loona poster the other day, but then I noticed that the person selling them on redbubble took other people’s art and uploaded it there, and I don’t think the artists agreed to this, so I didn’t :c

LordAmplifier,

You mean the “Use Linux” one, right? That’s by RiniDisc (direct link). They have a store on redbubble where you can buy this design (and it’s actually their store because they shared it on twitter)

LordAmplifier,

No Gods, No Masters in the streets

Oh God, Yes Master in the sheets uwu

KataKabun, to 196
@KataKabun@wetdry.world avatar

bunny rule

@196

LordAmplifier,

Look at those fluffly little paws <3

Kicks' Birthday Drawing (OC) (pawb.social)

I made some lineless art of my plushie Kicks for his birthday today! I also learned a little more about Kicks’ character and tried to incorporate some of those elements as icons for the background, such as the ladybug for enjoying nature, the bow for Sagittarius, and the shoe + handbag for elements of his buisness.

LordAmplifier,

Happy Birthday, Kicks!!

I’m sure he’ll be very happy about this present :3

LordAmplifier,

Now that you say it, I often see people write “hereeeeee” or “lameeeee” to make the vowel sound longer, which never made sense to me. Maybe they repeat the last letter, even if it’s silent, because it doesn’t interrupt the flow of their writing as much as extra letters in the middle of a word?

LordAmplifier,

This is me trying to fix my life, and the ground is rapidly coming closer.

LordAmplifier,

:o

chomp

:3

LordAmplifier,

Tag yourself, I’m a top switch :3

LordAmplifier,

The sad part is that even if they managed to create catgirls (and anthros pls) in an ethical manner, none of us could become one because it’d most likely be some genetical shenanigans that you need to do in the embryo / foetus stage. But I want to keep believing.

LordAmplifier,

Truly, “a society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit.”

LordAmplifier,

So it says “property of Master” 😳

LordAmplifier,

“… and that’s why I need a liver transplant!”

LordAmplifier,

damn, she is literally me :3

LordAmplifier,

Five Guys (hot adult humans who identify as men and are up for sexual deviancy with me) actually sounds real good rn

LordAmplifier,

Don’t worry, just come over and I’ll be the judge of that OwO

LordAmplifier,

cutie :3

LordAmplifier,

thank u but no u :3c

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