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The_Picard_Maneuver, to risa in Speaking of Klingon counselors...
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yes, he practices CBT: Combat & Battle Therapy

negativenull,

Does CBT cure PTSD, or does it cause PTSD?

EmpathicVagrant,

Yes.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
Taako_Tuesday,

At least its not the other kind of CBT

BoxOfFeet,

I tried rubbing CBT oil on my feet to help with my anxiety. I couldn’t walk right and was peeing blood for weeks.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I paid someone to beat my C and Bs with a hammer for two hours once.

Worth it.

kamenLady,

LOL

It’s a joke, right?

… Right?

The only CBT i enjoyed a lot, was a grindcore band named “Cock and Ball Torture” in the early 2000s. They were great. Their first album “Cocktales” is wild.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I never joke.

kamenLady,

I believe you.

Tippon, to risa in Speaking of Klingon counselors...

A Klingon is the only counsellor with the relevant experience to treat O’Brien

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Klingon runs out crying like a little girl.

“I came to counsel him and instead he counselled me! … puts his hands to his face mwahhhhhhh

xusontha, to risa in Speaking of Klingon counselors...

DS9 would be at 699.94% efficiency with this crew!

EmpathicVagrant,

Imagine if we used EMH tech to put him on every ship- THAT would improve the fleet unquestionably.

xusontha,

That would achieve the unheard-of 100% fleetwide efficiency. Not even the Q Continuum could stop Starfleet

mosiacmango,

“To boldy go where no Holo-O’brien has gone before.”

hperrin,

Until someone needed to speak to the counselor.

xusontha,

You don’t speak to the councilor

you fight him

It sounds like it wouldn’t be very effective, but he manages to make it quite therapeutic

Eylrid,

“We will do glorious battle with your issues and insecurities! Today is a good day to cry!”

VindictiveJudge,

I really want this line in Lower Decks. It would fit right in.

AllonzeeLV,

Yeah, but they’d have to deal with a 3,556.23% increase in irish drinking songs.

Zorque,

I hear he's partial to an old Earth ditty called "Louie Louie"

xusontha,

How is that a problem?

Kolanaki, to risa in Monty Trek?
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Ferengi: “Make the hu-mon sit… IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!

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Riker: “This isn’t that bad, actually.”

Zorque,

The sitting isn't the worst part, it's the sitting down that's the hard part... for Riker at least.

cloudy1999,

He must stay there until lunchtime with maybe raktajino at 11. Poke him with … the cushions!

kersploosh, to noncredibledefense in With US nuclear modernization, we all know what design they should go with
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

The leak of this top secret video just made all the gnome-proliferation treaties worthless.

ummthatguy, to risa in Alexander the Kid
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armus, to risa in Alexander the Kid

You have brought shame to the house of Mogh!

negativenull,
negativenull, to risa in Monty Trek?

Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe… negotiation and bribe… bribe and negotiation… Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation… and ruthless profiteering… Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as bribe, surprise… I’ll come in again.”

june, to mildlyinteresting in Cameraman calls BS on Toronto Airport CEO

That video is excellent. Absolutely mind-boggling that she’d assert this, even if it’s true, while standing in front a such a damning report.

“It’s way better, still absolute dog-shit, but ‘better’!” isn’t really a great statement to make.

Fredselfish, to mildlyinteresting in Cameraman calls BS on Toronto Airport CEO
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

Why are the people in charge so Fucking stupid? Why say that when the board behind you immediately calls out your lie.

wowwoweowza, to risa in Alexander the Kid

These always make me happy. I’m so glad I’ve joined Trek people. You put it all back on my radar and are preparing me for a rewatch. Should I start with TOS or jump right to TNG?

PolPotPie,

when i tried a watch-through of TOS, it was mostly pain. TNG is a treat tho

jawa21,

They both have their place. TOS is, IMO, best enjoyed the way it originally aired - a fun once a week show. TNG is bingeable after the point where they found their legs with the series.

wowwoweowza,

It can be an acquired taste but I think it’s worth it in the long run. If you haven’t seen Trouble with Tribbles or the one in which Spock confounds AI and makes it destroy itself, you haven’t lived.

kat_angstrom, to risa in Speaking of Klingon counselors...

I’d watch 7 seasons of this

MrGG, to risa in Speaking of Klingon counselors...

I wish there was a series with Colm as Captain O’Brien! But he was in Star Trek from the TNG pilot up to the DS9 finale, I imagine he was sick of it once that finished up.

grue,

In order for O’Brien to become a Captain he would have had to become a commissioned officer instead of an enlistedman, and you just know he’d never do that.

Zorque,

It'd mean having to dress up on those awful formal uniforms.

breckenedge,

Doesn’t have to be Federation. He could be a captain of his own ship.

Gork, to noncredibledefense in With US nuclear modernization, we all know what design they should go with

The video works perfectly for me (Voyager on Android).

Is this only compatible with GNOME platforms or can other windowing systems be used as a delivery platform?

JohnDClay,

I sure hope ICBMs aren’t using Windows…

nuke,

I don’t know, could be fun

https://files.catbox.moe/tqtjtl.jpg

JohnDClay, to noncredibledefense in With US nuclear modernization, we all know what design they should go with

Btw, is anyone able to see the video directly? I hoped that a .webm would imbed, but it doesn’t look like it has for me yet.

JackGreenEarth,

It looks like a picture to me

JohnDClay,

The link at the top should be a video.

Kalothar,

Yeah, it’s like a picture of a play button with a slash through it. It’s not clickable as far as I can tell, this is on the voyager app for me.

JackGreenEarth,
MajesticSloth,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

Takes me to a video and it plays fine on my end.

nuke,

The ‘webm’ works as a link but doesn’t directly embed. You’ll need to link to a ‘mp4’ if you want it embedded.

JohnDClay,

Cool. I couldn’t find the video already hosted anywhere else on mp4, so I figured I’d check if webm worked.

threelonmusketeers,

I’m on Android using Eternity.

I can tap on the blank “video” rectangle, and the video plays fine within the app.

brbposting,

Memmy for iOS: no; caused infinite scrolling and subsequent crash

Voyager for iOS: no, showed as broken video (slashed, grayed play button)

Note - the YouTube link is the same as the WebM

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