Monty Trek?

FlatFootFox, 8 months ago

Lest we forget the unwritten rule of acquisition: When no appropriate rule applies, make one up.

Zink, 8 months ago

Truly a thing of beauty.

fleabomber, 8 months ago

Everybody stop, this is the best meme ever.

negativenull, 8 months ago

Nobody expects the Rules of Acquisition! Our chief weapon is bribe… negotiation and bribe… bribe and negotiation… Our two weapons are bribe and negotiation… and ruthless profiteering… Our three weapons are bribe, and negotiation, and ruthless profiteering… and an almost fanatical devotion to the Grand Nagus… Our four… no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as bribe, surprise… I’ll come in again.”

HappyMeatbag, 8 months ago

This is an especially good one. Nice! 👍

xusontha, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

Thats Rule 1478 in the RoA

Kolanaki, 8 months ago

Ferengi: “Make the hu-mon sit… IN THE UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIR!”

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/22f47cd5-cc51-4c6c-a323-16e24fe9f0f5.jpeg

Riker: “This isn’t that bad, actually.”

Zorque, 8 months ago

The sitting isn't the worst part, it's the sitting down that's the hard part... for Riker at least.

cloudy1999, 8 months ago

He must stay there until lunchtime with maybe raktajino at 11. Poke him with … the cushions!