ouRKaoS

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ouRKaoS,

I dub thee:

PokéMadame

ouRKaoS,

A gym leader terrified of their own Pokemon would be hilarious!

ouRKaoS,

You missed an option:

Elite 4.

I’d be in the elite 4 as a total wildcard using metronome & OHKO’s as my only attacks with all of my Pokemon.

I’m a speed runner’s nightmare

ouRKaoS,
  • boneless skinless chicken breasts
  • Taco seasoning
  • Fajita seasoning
  • Salsa

Dump everything into crockpot, come back after work and enjoy shredded chicken tacos / nachos / burritos.

ouRKaoS,

The best thing about Star wars is the world building. The expanded universe with the books, comics, and cartoons contain much better stories than any of the movies.

ouRKaoS,

It’s turtles all the way down

ouRKaoS,

We have Linux at home!

Linux at home: MS-DOS 5.0 on 5 1/4" floppies

ouRKaoS,

Dont get me started on fractions.

13/16" is the dumbest fraction I have to use on a regular basis. I’d love to hear a good fraction rant!

ouRKaoS,

It could be worse:

I have an issue with finally getting a chance to sleep in, not setting an alarm, waking up on my own feeling rested, …aaaannd it’s been 45 minutes.

ouRKaoS,

I would like to counter with I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

That shit is rage inducing

ouRKaoS,

I’m sad now that I’ve never had a “build a robot together” friend

ouRKaoS,

Why the in-laws are like that? I don’t know.

Projection. Definitely projection. Makes me trust them a lot less & I’m scared for that little girl.

ouRKaoS,

Well damn… Now I have another project!

I have a Pi 3 sitting around that I used to use for Octoprint, but when I rearranged my workstation I didn’t have room for the monitor so I just went back to SD carding it. I picked up an end of service Chromebook that I was going to dump Linux on and make it my new print server, so the Pi is free.

I’m going to end up with my own little astromech Droid!

ouRKaoS,

Those were simpler times, before the Naruto run was a thing…

ouRKaoS,

Then all your friends saw you were hurt and took off running so they didn’t get in trouble…

ouRKaoS,

Umm… something something Ravenclaw joke.

ouRKaoS,

Mine’s We don’t have WiFi

It’s fun when guests ask “what’s your WiFi called?” I tell them and they’re baffled by all the electronics everywhere and me “not having” WiFi.

ouRKaoS,

Lol, that’s my current one!

ouRKaoS,

I would also like to add:

  • Aww, heeeeelllllllllllll naw!

And

  • Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiit
ouRKaoS,

District 9 could easily have a couple seasons of a series on Netflix.

ouRKaoS,

Ive played a one armed barbarian before. He touched a cursed item that was slowly Turning him into a demon, so he chopped off his arm.

The DM said I lost Ambidexterity for that, Which I accepted. I later found out that I derailed part of his plan to make my character evil & work as a minion for the Big Bad.

ouRKaoS,

To continue from this:

Puddles. I love seeing big puddles and how they reflect things, watching them ripple in the wind & get distorted.

Also driving through them and making a huge splash; never fails to make me smile!

ouRKaoS,
  • Levat Burton Reads
  • Darknet Diaries
ouRKaoS,

I mean, “Wine, Darling?” Is still pretty good

ouRKaoS,

ouRKaoS,

It was originally just called “Wok”

ouRKaoS,

Also liquor. That’s by law as well.

ouRKaoS,

That was a good read!

ouRKaoS,

Work 3rd shift, sleep until 5pm, get accused of vampirism.

ouRKaoS,

Mugsy got took by one of the Mon-Stars in Space Jam.

I can’t think of a higher honor than an alien thinking you’re one of the top 5 on the planet!

ouRKaoS,

Time for me to get my life together!

(Actually, it’s procrastination time. Again…)

ouRKaoS,

Hello there…

ouRKaoS,

Item in grocery store doesn’t scan.

That means it’s free!

ouRKaoS,

Portal 2: Episode 2

ouRKaoS,

You can get a Wurkkos FC12 on Amazon for less than $40.

Pocket size & bright AF.

ouRKaoS,

my final battles will not use mechanics the players aren’t familiar with

This seems kinda boring.

I pretty much expect a big bad to pull some off the wall crap I’m not expecting, otherwise what makes them big & bad?

The morale shattering of getting a revival countered would make the party come up with something new, instead of trying their same formula over & over. Remember the magic mcguffin they’ve been saving for a ‘situation’? This is exactly the time to break out the one-shot items!

ouRKaoS,

Emmett Otter’s Jugband Christmas

Excellent music, a wholesome story, and a Snake that plays Bass.

What’s not to love?

Any advice for babysitting a toddler for 6 hours-ish?

Good friends of mine would like a reprieve so they can have their anniversary dinner. I’ve been a camp counsellor and was pretty good at it but those kids were all 6 years old, this one is 13 months old. Adorable kid but I figure maybe some folks here might have good ideas/thoughts/suggestions/crass jokes?

ouRKaoS,

This is the reason for all the throw pillows. You take them off the couch and place them strategically in areas where the kid could roll/fall.

At 13 months this works; at 18 months the daredevil gene kicks in and the kid will dive from the couch to make sure the cushions work…

ouRKaoS,

I have a few pairs of pants with holes in the pocket from a Wurkkos FC12 I got on Amazon for about $35. It’s bright as hell, has a built in USB-C charger, and goesnwith me pretty much everywhere.

ouRKaoS,

Probably something Meta…

ouRKaoS,

I’d take a tractor fed dot-matrix printer over my current one just so I could play with the paper thingies on the edges.

ouRKaoS,

You know how baby snakes are more dangerous because they don’t know how to inject the proper amount of venom?

Child super “heros” would be terrifying.

ouRKaoS,

Everything is telling me that this is obviously fake and there’s no way it could exist, but there’s a small part of me saying “there’s someone out there that would do this…” Like a 25 pin serial to USB adapter.

ouRKaoS,

To avoid the embarrassment, buy in bulk and people will assume you’re buying them for children.

Bag of 30 pizza rolls: this guy is a lazy slob…

Boxes of 300 pizza rolls, 100 fruit snacks, & 50 pop-tarts: this guy is so nice to his kids…

ouRKaoS,

That works great until the cashier wants to know if their Tiefling Sorcerer can join the campaign and now you can never go back to that store…

ouRKaoS,

I’m upset that I pronounced that correctly without your explanation.

ouRKaoS,

Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo

ouRKaoS,

Power is needed if you don’t want the water to be ice cold, though

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