mack7400

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mack7400,

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

mack7400,

I prefer flam over flim.

How often to you bail on a half-written post or response?

I have had a tendency since my earliest days on social media where I will get halfway or more through a response, and end up just cancelling it. Sometimes I feel like I’m just being to over the top with snark or otherwise don’t want to be that kind of person, but a lot of the time I’ll decide I just really don’t care...

mack7400,

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

mack7400,

Flirt on, if you like her. You’re gonna be awkward. It’s gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she’ll like the awkwardness. She’s looking for a fellow human, not a love god.

But if she gets turned off, then it wasn’t meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there’s still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.

mack7400,

Just use a moist owlette

mack7400,

limping into the office

“That time of the month again, eh, Gina?”

mack7400,

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.

mack7400,

He’s looking very corgulent today.

mack7400,

And Mint is a good starting point. I’ve had 4/4 Just Works™ installs so far.

mack7400,

Captain Skywalker: “Lay in a course for Toshi Station, Lieu-”

Admiral Beru: “Belay that order!”

mack7400,

Me reading the article: “Man, sucks that he died so young. He’s only…80?! What the fuck?!”

mack7400,

If they did, it would be over Harold Ramis’ dead body.

mack7400,

And that should be good for your mintal health!

mack7400,

You don’t even get to control your own image of yourself.

mack7400,

Somewhere in the Reichstag: “Mein gott! A gartenlicht ist kaput somewhere! Hans! Schnellschnellschnell!!!”

mack7400,

I hear you. I’m an insufferable morning person, but my son goes harder and is almost always up before sunrise.

mack7400,

Yup, and chirping their morning call.

“PiTtEr PaTtEr LeT’s GeT aTtEr!!1

mack7400,

And what does God need with a starship?

mack7400,

That’s one whisper you shouldn’t be careless with.

Attorney for Alabama band director arrested after football game says tasing was unacceptable and left students traumatized (www.cnn.com)

The Alabama band director who was arrested after refusing to stop his band’s performance at a high school football game is grappling with the aftermath of being tased by police, which his attorney says was unacceptable and left students traumatized....

mack7400,

“All right! More band music! Let’s never leave!,” exclaimed the football fans.

mack7400,

Nor “fucking up a child’s life just to get some jollies”.

mack7400,

Right?! I’m just walking down the road, when suddenly a wall rises around me, and a game console pops up in front of me, right to the dreaded Pronoun screen, and the game demands that I pick my pronoun and acknowedge the existence, and therefore superiority of non-cis people, before I can continue on my merry way!! LITERALLY. SHOVED.

/s

mack7400,

Reminds me of the “Bingo” episode of the show Bingo!

mack7400,

Ngl, I kinda want one. I’d never use it, but just showing it to visitors woud be fun.

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