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I was in Ibiza with some friends (we met famous drug smuggler Howard Marks in Manumission, but that’s not the point of this story). One night two of us were out in San Antonio town, and on the way back to our hotel we spotted a mannequin outside a clothes shop. It was clearly bin collection day the following day, so obviously they didn’t want it any more and clearly we could, indeed we must take it back to our hotel room and put it on the balcony. So we picked it up and walked back towards the hotel. I’m in front holding it across the shoulders, my mate behind me holding the legs. We’re walking past bars and everyone is laughing and cheering us (drunk British people, we’ll cheer anything out of the ordinary).

Then the police turn up in a van. You hear horror stories about being taken to the police station which is miles away and having to pay hundreds in fines, so I instantly become sober. One of them opens the back of the van and says, “In, in.” So we put the mannequin in. In fear and trembling I ask, “What about us?”

And he just says, “You go. Go!”

I’ve never run so fast in my life.

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I’m a big music snob, and I’m in my forties, but Decompression Period by Papa Roach hit me really hard the first time I heard it, and it’s always one I go back to. I’ve never had a bad breakup or anything, but it really captures the feeling for me.

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I kind of assume everyone has, but if you haven’t read Terry Pratchett, his books are absolutely chock-full of lore, detail and references, some of them so obscure that I haven’t actually got the joke for years.

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  1. Kino Kingdom (film podcast by some friends of mine)
  2. Talk of the Devils (Manchester United podcast)
  3. The Rest is History (guess)
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A fellow old person! I’ll add Ocean Software and US Gold from the Commodore era.

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I guess rock ‘n’ roll is king.

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In the same vein, refusing to consider something that will have a small positive effect, or a partial solution, because it won’t fix everything.

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I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. “On accident”, fuck me. “I could care less”, too.

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Loughborough!

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My wife’s best friend was called Harriet Potter. I thought nothing of it until we were visiting New York in 2009 and the guy in the Warner Bros shop made a huge deal of it.

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Terry Pratchett taught me that wind is caused by all of the trees waving about.

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I go to the gym three times a week. I started working out to lose weight and improve muscle mass and tone, and because I fell out of love with running. Last time was yesterday - bench press, overhead press and chin-ups. There’s something primal about lifting heavy weights that makes it enjoyable (much like the other poster said about boxing).

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Check out Since I’ve Been Loving You by Led Zeppelin. The kick drum pedal squeaks all the way through, and they left it in.

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If you’re on Twitter, the account @foreigncovers posts covers in other languages.

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What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.

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I bought a vinyl copy of Beggars’ Banquet by the Rolling Stones for 50p despite not having a record player. Fast forward six years and I now have a full stereo system, a collection worth over £10k and regularly order limited edition albums from small bands costing me large amounts each time. Send help.

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That’s crazy. A friend of a friend runs a Plex server, and I’ve seen how much is on there. If he offered me access I’d be all over it.

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anti name anti-theft-device on old bad site. anti join Lemmy, small user base, anti name available, boom.

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Happy birthday from an internet stranger! Treat yourself to something you like to do, you deserve it.

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Happy birthday!

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I bought it because my mate told me it was more like Diablo 2 than 3. I played it for 4 days and haven’t touched it since. £55 down the drain.

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I bought digital, sadly.

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Ah, so you’re a linguine man.

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Written by, and for, cunts.

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Is this Pizza Tower? My son’s obsessed with it.

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There’s a road near my house that has over ten barber shops on it. The road is about half a mile long. I’m not sure of the percentage, but they can’t all be legit.

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The T-Mobile G1 was my favourite phone ever.

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Yay, good to see Zach cartoons have made it to Lemmy.

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I’m sure I read somewhere that people were re-evaluating it as much better than originally thought, but that must not have percolated through to RT. I really enjoyed that film.

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Streets of Rage 2 is my favourite game soundtrack ever, but the first one is excellent too.

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Pleasure for me comes from achievement. The time I first ran 5k in under 30 minutes, or the first time I deadlifted more than my own bodyweight. Achieving these things gives you that nice feeling. Yeah, there are people who can run faster or lift heavier, but I try and concentrate on my progress - doesn’t always work but I know deep down I’m getting better at the things I choose to do.

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