My wife hasn’t talked to me since Monday. She’s mad at me and last night she said we’re not friends anymore. I’m out of ideas. I’m going to offer her cash to be friends again. Wish me luck guys.
Depending on how bad it is, I’d definitely try to pull something like this. Its blunt and funny enough to be a way to start conversation again. It’s not really about the money, it’s a means to engage. Your character and delivery are key, so it’s not a formal attempt, more of a playful attempt.
I hope it helped!
Next step. build her a fort in the living room. Tell her it’s just for her, but she may also invite you in to her fort. Give her Fort space, and she may give you Fort company
If you were observing as a third person watching in the slowest of slow motion, would the light from the headlights creep forward illuminating the void infront only slightly faster than the speed of which the vehicle is travelling?
Edit: assuming the vehicle is going factional slower than the speed of light.
I love horror movies especially the cheesey type of horror movies that are so stupid that they are great. I do prefer the ones that would always appear on SyFy, but any other type (that is not like the ones on SyFy and look a lot better) is fine too.
When my fiancée goes to work, she leaves at 6am. I’m usually asleep still so she wakes me for a kiss goodbye. I reply with sleepily with “drive safe, I love you”. If I’m to sleepy to say drive safe I worry ‘what if today she is in an accident, and I didn’t say it’. So I bought her a key tag thing that says it, so I know ive got myself covered incase I’m too sleepy
Just making sure I’m in the right place. I cannot see any developed communities here so I’ve started wondering, what’s the real place everyone from Reddit has moved to? I’ve heard something about Discuit, but never tried it.
I’ve put a bit of timber on but this is getting ridiculous. The only ones I’ve found that don’t shrink in the wash are graphic tees from Qwertee and the like....
Odd, I buy mine from like sainsburys, Morriston etc, those plain coloured tshirts. They last forever as long as I don’t tumbledry. Could be different lifestyles though as a factor
I was thinking about that when I was dropping my 6 year old off at some hobbies earlier - it’s pretty much expected to have learned how to ride a bicycle before starting school, and it massively expands the area you can go to by yourself. When she went to school by bicycle she can easily make a detour via a shop to spend some...
AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...
I can’t comment on anyone with toes out of their ears, but I’ve seen a lot people with their butt where their face is. Or at least it would appear so, as a lot of shit seems to come out of the hole in their face.
What common grocery item(s) is it absolutely fine to buy the cheap/unbranded version of?
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Source: ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/…/ddn-20210303-1
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Always had a cheap desktop computer and never thought a phone was worth it. Is there a reason people like me should reconsider?
My wife's been mad at me for a week. So im going to offer her a tenner to be friends again. Wish me luck. (i.imgur.com)
My wife hasn’t talked to me since Monday. She’s mad at me and last night she said we’re not friends anymore. I’m out of ideas. I’m going to offer her cash to be friends again. Wish me luck guys.
how to break an addiction?
hey i’m not sure the title is accurate but i couldn’t think of anything better...
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If a vehicle were traveling through space at/near the speed of light, then what would happen if it turned its headlights on?
Can anyone recommend terrible horror films?
I love horror movies especially the cheesey type of horror movies that are so stupid that they are great. I do prefer the ones that would always appear on SyFy, but any other type (that is not like the ones on SyFy and look a lot better) is fine too.
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What do you secretly, and weiredly enjoy doing? We will not judge 😊
Whats a stupid ritual in your life that makes you happy?
Having coffee, smth sweet and a followup cigarrete in the morning makes me happy to be awake. Or kiss goodbyes and hellos.
You arent stuck in traffic, you are the traffic.
Keep sheet sets inside pillowcases for an organized linen closet (www.marthastewart.com)
From: marthastewart.com/…/how-to-keep-matching-sheets-t…
Where are all of the reddit refugees these days?
Just making sure I’m in the right place. I cannot see any developed communities here so I’ve started wondering, what’s the real place everyone from Reddit has moved to? I’ve heard something about Discuit, but never tried it.
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Where the heck do you get decent and relatively cheap mens t-shirts from?
I’ve put a bit of timber on but this is getting ridiculous. The only ones I’ve found that don’t shrink in the wash are graphic tees from Qwertee and the like....
What's a skill that's taken for granted where you live, but is often missing in people moving there from abroad?
I was thinking about that when I was dropping my 6 year old off at some hobbies earlier - it’s pretty much expected to have learned how to ride a bicycle before starting school, and it massively expands the area you can go to by yourself. When she went to school by bicycle she can easily make a detour via a shop to spend some...
What quote from a movie is instabtly recognisable?
Any sci-fi with aliens where humans are not the less advanced race?
What the title says, I’m tired of the trope where humans are the least advanced in the universe....
I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.
AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...
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What is an item below 100 bucks that everyone should own?
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