DLSchichtl, Ya like dags?
TheSmartDude, “A loud fart is honourable. A medium fart is tolerable. The softer windbreaks are terrible. And the wilent ones, unbearable.”
Redoomed, “Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?”
gegs, From now on, I want to be called Loretta.
Life moves pretty fast; if you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!
lurkersan, Get to the Choppah
OhShitSon, I’M WALKIN HERE
anonono, “It’s Morbin time!”
Rubezahl, Cool. Cool cool cool.
phoenixz, I’ll be back
stringere, “Did you kill anyone?” “Just cops” “No real people?” “Nah just cops”
Smeagol666, This is Bob. Bob has bitch tits.
Martineski, 
My sandwitch, it was innocent!
ezures, Has any of you seen scanners?
Martineski, What?!
kava, Are you talking to me??
Asudox, 
“This is SPARTA!!!”
feedum_sneedson, There’s loads.
Nath, 
I don’t recognize that one
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