Another player who was at the table during the incident sent me this meme after the problem player in question (they had a history) left the group chat....
Isn’t there a sorcerer sub-class that can float? I could see someone just floating around all the time and everyone thinks they’re just doing that to be cool, but the reality is they can’t feel/use their legs, but they don’t tell anyone.
Man, this guy floats everywhere. We were sitting down and dinner and then fwoom! he’s floating to go take a shit! like, really? floating to go take a shit?
omg, imagine a scenario where someone is trying to get people to kill him and resurrect him b/c some accident blew his bits to bits and he’s willing to be killed to get them back
Man I’ve been in Mexico for a month and still haven’t had an actual solid shit. It’s not the typical spicy meme, as the food rarely has what I’d call spice. I think it’s the oils and such. Very oily and meat heavy. Even the vegetarian options are still oily.
BUT I did find a Japanese restaurant with a Japanese toilet that even lifts the lid for you. What an ass saver.
I read of a group who rented out a parking lot to turn in to a temporary park b/c it was cheaper than renting land from the city, and they also wanted to demonstrate that parking was too cheap or a bad land use or something. It worked double the benefit for them
A new housing development outside Phoenix is looking towards European cities for inspiration and shutting out the cars. So far residents love it - The Guardian
On the bright side, it may be that someone doing it this way can be the inspiration for communities allowing it, now that they can see someone else do it first
Edit: I saw a presentation on functional programming where the guy said, “Do you know what the most widely used functional programming language is and that the world would stop running without? Excel!” (or something to that effect)
Kotlin ‘built by communism’? Because the founders of JB are Russian? Is that it?
I had to think about that a bit. I remembered that Tetris was made by a Russian guy for the purpose of stress testing the computers of the day - or something to that effect.
Librarians in public schools in Charlotte County, Florida, were instructed by the school district superintendent to remove all books with LGBTQ characters or themes from school and classroom libraries. The guidance by Charlotte County Superintendent Mark Vianello and the school board's attorney, Michael McKinley, was obtained by...
2 Samuel 1:26
(David) I grieve for you, Jonathan my brother; you were very dear to me. Your love for me was wonderful, more wonderful than that of women.
I love all the clarification questions the DM’s ask. I remember one in particular: Player: I climb the wall. What’s there
Me: There’s blah and blah
Player: I teleport down there
Me: You teleport down there?
Player: Yes…oh shit
Me: As you get to the ground and look around, you hear the crackling and rumbling that sounds like moving stone, looking up you see two statues coming to life, wings spreading out as the demonic statues gaze upon. You’re by yourself. Roll initiative.
Other instances:
Player: I open the door
Me: So you grab the door handle-
Player: no wait!
I’m about to start traveling, so I imagine the biking will go down and transit use will go up. Hopefully car use won’t by too much. But I’m expecting biking to tank on next months metrics....
They seem to be too big for what devs claim to be a ‘minor patch’ and yet too small to suggest a complete reinstallation of the app. Is there some technical reason behind it? I would like to request an ELI5 for this.
Had this conversation with someone who chose to no longer be at my table after meeting a blind NPC (files.catbox.moe)
Another player who was at the table during the incident sent me this meme after the problem player in question (they had a history) left the group chat....
"This is only the beginning..." (startrek.website)
196 (lemmy.world)
Who's your favorite fictional US President?
Meanwhile in a Oneshot they chose a name immediately. (startrek.website)
I hate/love them
High performance (startrek.website)
Austin eliminates parking requirements (imgur.com)
Austin eliminates parking requirements (imgur.com)
What is a worker's union? How does it internally work? How can a union make the affiliated company do stuff to benefit the union(why can"t a company just say: f*ck off to their demands)?
I just wanna see what happens (startrek.website)
Texan Local Advocates Put Couches and Potted Plants in Parking Spots (www.strongtowns.org)
That's not how the story is supposed to go (startrek.website)
Been meaning to do this to my players (startrek.website)
Aaaaaand counterspell (startrek.website)
‘People are happier in a walkable neighborhood’: the US community that banned cars (www.theguardian.com)
A new housing development outside Phoenix is looking towards European cities for inspiration and shutting out the cars. So far residents love it - The Guardian
One week in Mexico City and I've walked as much as all last month in the US (imgur.com)
Your next excuse is on platform 5 – German train travel has become an experience worthy of Kafka (www.theguardian.com)
Erratic Deutsche Bahn services make our commutes a misery. Luckily, their meaningless announcements are an art form...
[Survey] Can you tell which images are AI generated? (forms.gle)
cross-posted from: programming.dev/post/3974080...
Isn't it normally the party of misfits that recruits the one goblin to join them? (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
This comic is part of an ongoing story that might make more sense with full context....
Music too (lemmy.ml)
scaling to millions (iusearchlinux.fyi)
levels.fyi/…/scaling-to-millions-with-google-shee…
If Programming Languages Were Games (Comic) (toggl.com)
“The only difference between programming and games is that games have win conditions.”
Florida school district orders librarians to purge all books with LGBTQ characters (popular.info)
Librarians in public schools in Charlotte County, Florida, were instructed by the school district superintendent to remove all books with LGBTQ characters or themes from school and classroom libraries. The guidance by Charlotte County Superintendent Mark Vianello and the school board's attorney, Michael McKinley, was obtained by...
But nobody EVER roleplays using the bathroom. This is very suspicious. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
This comic is part of an ongoing story that might make more sense with full context....
When the DM is really trying to save your character (ttrpg.network)
That’s love players, your DM is trying to save you :)
If humans had something like hooves instead of walking hands, what ornaments and decorations would they use in lpace if modern shoes
I’m bored and my thoughts went...
What abstract names do you have for God?
Jocular ones are welcome too (and no doubt inevitable), but I’m looking more for “sensible” ones. Some examples:...
We should have adult playgrounds too. How much could it cost? (startrek.website)
A (totally serious) timeline of the I-35 expansion (www.austinmonthly.com)
I'm about to travel and visited my parents in suburbia for a few eeeks (imgur.com)
I’m about to start traveling, so I imagine the biking will go down and transit use will go up. Hopefully car use won’t by too much. But I’m expecting biking to tank on next months metrics....
Well, actually... (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)
This comic is part of an ongoing story that might make more sense with full context....
3000 Dangerous Spider-Tanks Of Allah (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Be Careful. (lemmy.world)
We'll get to the bottom of this mystery, when we remember. (startrek.website)
listen to patrick (lemmy.world)
[Help] Why do app updates have download sizes almost as large as the apps themselves?
They seem to be too big for what devs claim to be a ‘minor patch’ and yet too small to suggest a complete reinstallation of the app. Is there some technical reason behind it? I would like to request an ELI5 for this.
and then they called Moses a socialist (i.ibb.co)
Happy Labour Day to people who are not landlords. (lemmy.world)
Council approves push to make air conditioning a requirement in Austin (www.austinmonitor.com)
Keep it simple (startrek.website)
Hollywood strikes to cost US economy $5 billion-plus amid lost wages, film delays (finance.yahoo.com)
As Teens Take to E-Bikes, Parents Ask: Is This Freedom or Danger? (www.nytimes.com)
NYT gift article expires in 30 days....