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Lumidaub

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Deutsch, English, 日本語まだまだ^^;

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Masto @Lumidaub

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Life Pro Tip: yelling “joke” and/or “prank” is not a Get Out Of Jail Free Card.

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Chrissi, weißt du was n echt geiler Impuls wäre? Wenn der Pöbel mehr Geld hätte, um der Wirtschaft ihren Scheiß abzukaufen.

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Even jokes by dystopian multibillionnaires whose life’s work undermines the very foundations of democracy around the world that have a (bad) sense of humor can fail.

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Wh… What does Facebook have to do with whether a joke is successful?

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ich_iel = ich im echten Leben = me_irl

Hat ansonsten keine tiefere Bedeutung.

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Das ist wirklich gar nicht nötig, auch deutsche Muttersprachler haben damit Probleme :)

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They did and it was glorious.

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Did any of them ever state any preference explicitly? Until then it’s a matter of interpretation. Bisexuality is a thing btw.

How safe is it to eat raw eggs?

I wanted to try a japanese dish called tamago kake gohan, it’s basically raw eggs mixed with rice. The problem is that I’m scared to get salmonella from it. Do you guys think it’s safe to eat them? I’m currently living in Brazil. Also, I saw this article telling that the brand I buy my eggs from is exporting to Japan,...

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Depends entirely on how old the eggs are and how they’ve been treated. Fresh eggs laid today are very safe, they have a shell for a reason. Salmonella don’t just magically appear in eggs or chicken would have a hard time procreating. Refrigerated eggs are also probably safe to consume for quite a while although you can’t always be sure whether they were continuously refrigerated. Washed eggs however should be considered unsafe because washing them destroys the protective seal the shells provide. So you’ll need to find out what has happened to those eggs between the chicken laying them and you buying them.

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If you can make sure they’re fresh and the seal hasn’t been compromised, I don’t see why not.

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This is the analogue version of what OP is describing, VERY common here.

A flat, blue plastic device with a white dial to indicate arrival time

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I don’t even have a driver’s license so no horse in this race but they’re using a parking space for free so I don’t think it’s too much to ask to cooperate and spend 10 seconds setting a dial.

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But it’s on the internet, don’t you know, if it’s visible on the internet, it’s meme! (Accordingly, Milhouse is not a meme because he’s on TV)

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Der Mann hat eine ganz wundervolle Schreibe, herzemoji.

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Why do we need new designs, exactly? Never mind that I rarely look at my money closely enough to care all that much what it looks like.

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That would be an explanation I could accept. Would be nice if Mme Lagarde said anything to that effect in the video.

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Thank you for the link. Whatever the reason, I would appreciate if she mentioned it, even in passing, instead of making viewers dig for more information.

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Verständlichkeit und Lesbarkeit wird durch Bildbeschreibungen gewährleistet. Nebenbei auch so Zeugs wie Barrierefreiheit.

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Ein neuer VW Bus vom Autohaus XY

Was soll das denn bitte.

Yewb, to nostupidquestions

Does anyone else think "pinch and zoom" like a phone when you are looking at physical Pictures that are small?

I cant seem to get those brain worms out of my head!

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I looked at the front page of a (physical, on paper) newspaper yesterday and wanted to tap one of the teasers to get to the article inside.

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Hey, ich hab vermutlich ein ganz ähnliches Setup wie du: Miband 4 und Sleep as Android mit Notify for Miband? Nur der Vollständigkeit halber, die Einstellungen in Notify hast du dir schon angeschaut? Da gibt’s nämlich zwei Schalter, die für mich spontan aussehen, als wären sie relevant.

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Just the one. I’d just constantly forget to switch if I had more than one, not worth the hassle.

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Unlikely. What I consider vital news may be entirely different than what you consider vital.

Is there any more ethical solution to our current circumstances than "murder all billionaires"? (kbin.social)

Not that I'm particularly against that - quite the opposite, in fact. But I'm wondering if anyone sees, or had seen a path to social and climate recovery/progress that could occur without first eradicating the class of people who most enjoy the present status quo.

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Well, there may be a solution, but it does involve eugenics and wars about those eugenics and we’ll have to wait another 40 years for things to actually start to get better, but then we get to boldly go places. Also Irish reunification.

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You have used the internet though.

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Good thinking, it’s a silly place.

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Psssst. Du hast einfach nur dein Hemd falschrum an.

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Hmmmm… ist mein EnteEnteGeh-Fu zu schwach, das anderswo zu finden?

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Someone must have developed that technique though - most likely through trial and error.

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Especially tasty when they’re introducing themselves.

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Mit Betrunkenen sollte man sorgsam umgehen.

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Alles hat seine Grenzen.

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What do you mean multiple users? Everybody OBVIOUSLY needs their own device! And if your eyes get worse with age, you OBVIOUSLY need a brand new device! Swappable lenses, pfft, what is this, Marxism?

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I followed people who made things that I liked to get the latest news about those things. I participated a lot in group watching of trash TV, that’s what I miss most. Mastodon doesn’t have the numbers yet to do that regularly. Also, customer support for almost any company, where else can you reach someone as easily as on Twitter?

Oh and very local stuff happening right this second. A few years ago, the sirens in my area randomly went off and nobody knew wtf was going on for at least an hour. Turns out they were misfiring and nothing was going on, as we eventually learnt from an official announcement. Twitter was immensely helpful for communication in that situation, not least to see that everybody else was just as confused as I was.

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Adoption durch Fahrlässigkeit bei der zuständigen Behörde.

Falls XY-OP: Samenraub, weil einfaches Opfer.

Falls XX-OP: Samenraub von hochwertigem XY und unbefleckte Empfängnis. Schpätz hat Jesus gegessen.

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Is it just me or does this happen disproportionately often to animal pictures?

Also, whatcha drawing? And whatcha drawing on? Can you recommend the device?

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I’m conservative and this is deep.

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Let me express my sincerest admiration for your way with words. All I could think was, “what? no. that’s not how that works. what?”, and here you are actually explaining why it’s nonsense.

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(Unzulässige Gleichsetzung:) Ibuprofen wird auch nur weniger effektiv.

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Jep, das ist so ein Stilmittel, dass wir im Deutschen nicht benutzen (siehe auch Sachen wie “yours truly” oder “this journalist”). Einfach “ich” ist total in Ordnung. Wenn man es unbedingt abbilden möchte, dann üblicherweise durch sowas wie “meine Wenigkeit”.

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Zahlen am Satzanfang finde ich persönlich oft etwas holprig, deswegen bevorzuge ich “Im Jahr 2006…” (oder, wenn möglich, eine ganz andere Satzstellung).

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Let me elaborate for all those adulting experts out there: I have just eaten. I am feeling nice and fed. I am maybe even a bit sleepy, in a good way. I am trying to stay in that place. I am not getting up and doing the dishes right now just so future me has an easier time, that bitch can get fucked.

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Es ist ein Comic. Bitte schlag den Unterschied zwischen Meme und Comic nach. Ich weiß, dass heutzutage offenbar alles, was im Internet zu sehen ist, als Meme bezeichnet wird, aber Sprache wird dadurch nicht reicher.

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