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Lemmylaugh,

Wouldn’t they just speak renaissance English?

TIL about this tool, the *Reinigungsschaber* ! (lemmy.world)

I had lost hope with my electric cooking plates. The white circles where completely hidden under a layer of diamond-grade burn residue that no amount of scrubbing with chemicals could even begin to remove. I found this 3€ scrapping tool and it’s amazing !!! Sorry, but I don’t have the before picture, believe me after 6...

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One of these is not like the other

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All excellent points except he has a real dire agenda if he is president again and it’s not just to make him look good.

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Exactly, we need more mastodon posts

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Because it’s not healthy. Check the nutrition content and it’s probably loaded on sodium for example.

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He’s essentially saying that companies need employees to come work at the office because the real estate investors depend on it.

Question what do the models say will happen if commercial real estate values crash because everyone is wfm? Can it really cause an macro economic issue?

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Mistake for them but good for consumers. We all need more competition in this industry

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Did the other 2 last week get disbarred as well?

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Those numbers are extremely strange 1-8 percent to charitable care for a non profit? Shouldn’t it be 65-75 percent? What am I missing that they are spending the vast majority of the funding on besides the ceo salary?

Lemmylaugh,

I’d first spend it on lawyers. Someone wanna copy paste that reddit post here so we can link lemmy going forward on this question in the future

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They are a step behind. All tobacco execs moved on to making food flavour addictive.

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Yes. If a major corporation sets a major marketing campaign to increase profits. It will spend the resource needed to achieve that goal. There are literally million of employees working right in some capacity now on exactly creating ways on how to make sure their alcohol sells.

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Or work at any of his companies. Would like to hear from lemmy users working for him.

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More thinking all those vps, managers, hr, engineers, customer service, sales, marketing etc. they obviously are well informed and choose to stay.

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The trend to make an ad link suddenly appear right where and when the user is likely to press.

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model x and s are but the 3 and y are just cheap boxes with a rectangular screen

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“After three or four years, I understood that maybe I was naïve, we will not please the activists. We will never make enough to please the ones which are against oil and gas, but my mission is not to please them,” Pouyanne said.

Yikes there’s another problem. Maybe someone over there should make it the mission to listen to the scientists.

Lemmylaugh,

Need to find a new gallowboob. Better if it’s an actual group of users sharing the same id and pumping out quality content

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This, of course, turned out to be a boon for Netflix, as they reportedly gained 5.9 million new subscribers after the policy was enacted.

Time to find the next alternative to streaming. Any ideas?

Do you think lemmy would be as popular as reddit?

Hi, do you think lemmy would be as popular as Reddit ? I mean, many subreddits have much more posts compared to communities on lemmy… sometimes I scroll through Reddit sub top of month and see no end. At lemmy mostly I see 10 posts monthly… I do like concept of moving to lemmy, but it might make no sense if people’s are no...

Lemmylaugh,

Reddit became terrible once it became a political tool by corporations and international organizations to brainwash the masses.

Lemmylaugh,

In the early reddit, there was that gallowboob user/group of employee. I think someone like that would help boost content

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So you don t like it? Make up your mind

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I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip

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I’m going to the store to buy some chips and human dip

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Everyone working for the media? Wow. I better tell that to my uni prof.

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So not only are we the goldilocks of planet position in the solar system, we are also the goldilocks of star temperature?

How do you turn your nose off or deal with a heinous smell?

I’m going to visit my grandfather this weekend. His house smells like a skunk rolled around in some rotten cabbages, died, and got eaten and pooped out by a water buffalo. Thankfully I dont have to sleep there, but I do have to visit for a few hours, a couple days in a row. Last time, I wore a mask with mint toothpaste rubbed...

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Is it just his place or the entire retirement community place? It might be something property management is doing or not doing

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I wonder if this is related somehow to people wanting employees return to the office

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Exactly, I think the bigger news should be the misinformation coming out from this debacle and finding out who is behind all of this.

Seriously, though. How often do you think of the Roman Empire?

I know this is a joke/meme, but I sincerely think of the Roman Empire a surprising amount of times. I find myself obsessing over how Roman citizens were living just as complex lives as we are today, or about Marcus Aurelius’ life and philosophy, or about how the Republic fell and became a totalitarian state.

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Why would they add months at the front? March makes sense to be the first month being spring and all

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This is why we need an ask historian community on lemmy. Rome questions would have spiked about now

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Askahistorian but it needs to have the same level of moderation

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Time is all relative anyway. Do we even know how fast the Milky Way is going and in which direction?

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Whatever happened to quantum computing that was supposed to replace integrated circuits for cpus?

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Create a creepy deja vu scenario spanning a few days, then act like you have no recollection of the first occurrence

Gen Z, please talk to me: what management works and what does not?

I am an Xer who manages a small but crucial team at my workplace (in an EU country). I had a lady resign last week, and I have another who may be about to resign or I may have to let go due to low engagement. They are both Gen Z. Today it hit me: the five years I’ve been managing this department, the only people I’ve lost...

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TLDR they won’t stick around no matter what you do op

Lemmylaugh,

Those all apply to any employee though regardless of generations. Gen z gonna look for another job after 2 years. Expect it.

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Except gen z are more marketable so gen x tends to stay (not out of loyalty)

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Like others said, the only way to get loyalty is to lead them in their personal lives. They need to see you as a life mentor. It’s not something your company will tell you though because it’s has nothing to do with corporate performance or business. And you might not even want to be friends with them. Gen z are really not into the work is my second family mindset.

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Well yeah that’s why zoomers look for another job after 2 years. It’s expected. Now put yourself as a startup business owner looking for smart zoomers in IT to build your product. How would you try and keep them long term because if they quit after 2 years, you’ll be in big trouble. Solution? Try to be friends outside of just work with them.

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Disappearing doesn’t mean killling. It could just be forced retirement with an nda

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I hope at least that the kids these days are not signed up with twitter. It’s too late for the older generations

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