Illuminostro

@[email protected]

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Illuminostro,

Edgelord Easel

Illuminostro,

Every iPhone has iMessage preinstalled…

Illuminostro,

23 years ago, text messaging on Cingular was 100% fucking free.

Some of these people are just making up bullshit off the top of their heads.

Illuminostro,

Donnie Darko is pretentious dog shit. Fight me.

Illuminostro,

Agreed. That’s the director’s aesthetic: giant empty sets that look like giant empty sets.

Illuminostro,

If you must, but I warn you: I have studied The Blade, myself.

You find me at Steven Seagal Dojo, Moscow.

Illuminostro,

Um, I don’t understand that, but OK. 👍

Illuminostro,

I know exactly what it means: pretending it’s something it’s not. Namely, a good movie.

En garde!

Illuminostro,

No, it really isn’t.

Illuminostro, (edited )

That you, Todd?

Polish Hackers Repaired Trains the Manufacturer Artificially Bricked. Now The Train Company Is Threatening Them (www.404media.co)

In one of the coolest and more outrageous repair stories in quite some time, three white-hat hackers helped a regional rail company in southwest Poland unbrick a train that had been artificially rendered inoperable by the train’s manufacturer after an independent maintenance company worked on it. The train’s manufacturer is...

Illuminostro,

Paid money to watch movies made by Zack Snyder and Rob Zombie. Once.

Illuminostro,

No.

Illuminostro,

I love people. I talk to everyone, every chance I get.

Illuminostro,

They spelled “profits” wrong.

Illuminostro,

Call her “Snatchsquatch.” She’ll love it.

Illuminostro,

Why the fuck is it legal to gamble with worker’s retirement funds in the stock market?

Illuminostro,

The Mierdas Touch.

Illuminostro,

That’s the problem. It shouldn’t be normal.

Illuminostro,

Would you prefer to they lost their value due to some rando picking the wrong stock, or from a total market collapse?

Illuminostro,

The point is parasites are gambling with, and profiting from, assets that were aquired through other people’s labor. It’s often mandatory for blue collar workers, and if they don’t want participate, they’re penalized for withdrawing their money.

If this offends you, I don’t care. This entire “industry” is parasitic, and immoral. And so are the people who defend it.

Illuminostro,

I’m sorry if I gave you the idea that I care about your opinion, or anyone else’s on the matter. 401Ks are gambling with someone else’s retirement money. If you’re involved in this “business,” you should be ashamed of yourself. We’re done.

#fuckmiltonfriedman

Illuminostro,

That’s all I need to know about Nothing.

Illuminostro,

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That’s how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.

Illuminostro,

He ensured Defense Contractors keep rolling in money.

Illuminostro, (edited )

Basic setup of an electric guitar or bass. It’s stupid simple.

Edit: Stay stupid, folks.

Illuminostro, (edited )

That’s OK. We hate carpet bagging, no manners having Yankees who make zero effort to assimilate into our culture. Keep trying.

Illuminostro,

You tell me, cheap land?

Illuminostro,

Doesn’t mean we have to tolerate your lack of manners, either. I think I’m crystal clear about my meaning.

Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

why do hangover symptoms come on in waves

Something I’ve always noticed and am going through now. Sometimes I’ll drink too much the night before and be concerned about a hangover the next morning. Morning comes, and almost always my first thought is “gee I feel like shit but actually this is way less bad then I was expecting” this misplaced optimism gets washed...

Illuminostro, (edited )

Take it from a pro: you need to eat, particularly something heavy and greasy. There’s a reason Waffle House is full of drunks at 11:00 PM. Then, in the morning, vitamin C. A lot of it.

Moms for Liberty members call the cops on Florida librarians (popular.info)

Two members of Moms for Liberty, a right-wing activist group, have reported several Florida school librarians to law enforcement. They claimed they had evidence that librarians were distributing "pornography" to minors and requested that law enforcement officers be dispatched. This represents a serious escalation of the tactics...

Illuminostro,

Cunts For Chaos.

Illuminostro,

Do it enough, and you’ll get pulled over every day, and ticketed for bullshit.

Illuminostro,

Something about horse dongs and skeet. And not to mention all the incest.

Illuminostro,

You fuckin’ nerd. Love it! 🤘

Illuminostro,

Oh I know, I was friends with a cop. Heard all the dirty tricks. Especally “obstruction” when you need to pull an excuse out of your ass

Illuminostro,

Thanks for letting me know you belong on the blocklist.

Illuminostro,

She’s been auditioning for a spot on Fox the entire time.

Illuminostro,

This is why Jerry Falwell approached Ronald Reagan: they both loved money, power, and authority that those provide. Falwell provided Reagan with millions of followers who had been brainwashed from birth to blindly obey a male authority figure. Hence, the modern Republican Party: millions of “Christians” whose beliefs are diametrically opposed to the teachings of their God. Cognitive dissonance at it’s finest.

Illuminostro,

I just never found it to be fun, at all.

Illuminostro, (edited )

Seeing how EQ2 absolutely sucked on release, I’ll safely ignore his opinion.

Illuminostro,

Avalanche. There’s no debate among serious, intelligent people.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • uselessserver093
  • Food
  • aaaaaaacccccccce
  • test
  • CafeMeta
  • testmag
  • MUD
  • RhythmGameZone
  • RSS
  • dabs
  • KamenRider
  • TheResearchGuardian
  • KbinCafe
  • Socialism
  • oklahoma
  • SuperSentai
  • feritale
  • All magazines