0ops,

Woah woah, Netflix. You got me all wrong

EmergMemeHologram,

Netflix will do anything to increase their subscriber count.

ImplyingImplications,

Don’t forget to finish that show you like (because we’re cancelling it next month)

EmergMemeHologram,

Yet the price only goes up, despite the “leaving at the end of the month” list being very very long lately

Basil,

yar har fiddle tee dee

EmergMemeHologram, (edited )

<span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The streaming life is the life for me
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Every month I part with my cash
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Just to watch my options turn into trash
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I love it so much please increase the fee!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh the writers will ruin my favourite show
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'cus they thought the source material too slow
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Replace my favourites with reality tv!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I don’t have the patience to follow a plot
</span><span style="color:#323232;">All I care is the people are hot
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yo ho fiddle tee Dee
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The streaming life is the life for me!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I love this show and we all agree
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Cancel it quick before season three!
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You are a subscriber!
</span>

Edit: I have no idea how to format this so it’s not horrible

Basil,

cursed

Stovetop,

Damn, way to remind me that the new Scott Pilgrim series on Netflix ended on a cliffhanger.

Don’t fuck me, Netflix. Not on this.

shasta,

It seemed pretty conclusive to me

Stovetop,

I take it you missed the mid-credit scene where >!Gideon/Gordon and Julie are in an evil lair and he gives the “Time for the real game to begin” line?!<

It ended in a way where the characters got satisfying resolutions, but there is a hook for a season 2, and in terms of plot coverage the series didn’t really address >!the complications of Scott’s own backstory yet which remain only alluded to.!<

shasta,

Eh not a cliffhanger. A hook like that is really half assed and barely hints at anything. More than likely, the writers don’t even have any idea what they’re gonna write for season 2 even if there is one

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