Brickhead92

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If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how would you use it? (kbin.social)

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history....

Brickhead92,

Looks at every billionaire… Yeah imagine that.

Brickhead92,

It’s not really, both are bad.

Brickhead92,

We are all fuckheads on this blessed day

Brickhead92,

Me too! Hi floor poop buddy.

Brickhead92,

Nah, Art35ian is a mad cunt.

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Just imagine how many science they could get if they traded it in!

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Must be thinking of Pretty Women. He pays her for kisses…

Brickhead92,

Rainbows, eh, there cool and all, but a double rainbow, now that’s extreme!

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And can read the words displayed up there

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Fate, the cruel mistress, hath taken their love away.

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01001000 01101001 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100

At what age and how do you tell children about the truth of Christmas?

I’m writing this as someone who has mostly lived in the US and Canada. Personally, I find the whole “lying to children about Christmas” thing just a bit weird (no judgment on those who enjoy this aspect of the holiday). But because it’s completely normalized in our culture, this is something many people have to deal...

Brickhead92,

Oh, sorry about the cookies. I thought leaving the presents as a thanks, for providing snacks while I watched you sleep would be OK.

Brickhead92,

Unlock right-click for only $4.99 a month!

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Another mate fixes metal meat machines.

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Yes, but one second is a long time to press a button, especially when you’re expecting it and have your finger hovering over said button.

Brickhead92,

Nah, imonilizers, a new device used to monetize driving patterns.

Brickhead92,

I agree with you on that. It makes it more like my favourite one of these:

There are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Brickhead92,

A $2000 laptop with an Apple logo on it.

Brickhead92,

Don’t do what Donny Don’t does.

Brickhead92,

God dammit, don’t give the ideas!

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I think it’ll at least deserve a gold star, not silver.

Brickhead92,

Wall-E. Sums it up pretty well

Brickhead92,

I added this to another similar comment:

Follow it up by placing a tiny bit of clear soft plastic in with the laser. It doesn’t stop the mouse from working, but if you were you draw a straight line the cursor wobbles slightly.

Brickhead92,

In fact, sometimes that’s not right to do.

Brickhead92,

I remember the good days when things were simple, when you were either an Apache Attack helicopter or you weren’t.

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What are you talking about? They’ll dwarf the competition…

Brickhead92,

“What ingredients do I need for thick pancakes again?”

“Hang on, I’m rubbing one out now?”

Brickhead92,

Everyone knows it’s a gateway chore

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Is it really an execution if there is no suffering? /s

Brickhead92,

I’ve always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.

Brickhead92,

Holy crap I’m getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes

youtu.be/8d0N0jA0tus

Brickhead92,

No worries, I’ve got you. Skip lunch to save additional money.

Brickhead92,

In fact, after breakfast and lunch, dinner is the best meal to skip.

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You’d save abo… Wait a minute, us regular people can’t afford avocado toast.

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I believe you’d get your ass kicked 'round here for saying that.

Brickhead92,

How could anyone say no to that face

Brickhead92,

In that case it’s quite positive. We still have a decade until the world war

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