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runswithjedi, in Not so virgin, after all.

What’s the story with the chest band-aid?

Transform2942,

That’s where the witch got the blood?

uriel238, (edited ) in Not so virgin, after all.
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Virginity was never about sexual integrity but youth. Child sexual assault was rampant thoughout the classical and middle ages. Blood from a sacrifice of any child under majority (fourteen or before first period) would qualify.

Mary and Joseph were totally banging.

That said, most kids were so fucked by life that it was a major deal when one did age up. Despite the Church wanting to execute women for premarital proclivities, the labor shortage was no one else was into it (until you get to high-ranking aristocracy, and even then, only for the hautiest).

comrade19, in Enjoy your spooky day, Witches!

He HONK

TeaHands, in Enjoy your spooky day, Witches!
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Right back atcha!

Jimmycrackcrack, in PSA

I dunno I think it’s mighty convenient for these old villains to assume it’s as easy for those of us coming after whilst conveniently failing to acknowledge that they’re immortal. I mean for most us, being 412 would really put a damper on your ability to perpetrate evil. By the time we’re 100 it’s pretty difficult to do much of anything before needing a cup of tea and a lie down.

Facelikeapotato,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, nobody else is going to weave dark magics to extend your life, that’s on you.

kibiz0r, in PSA

I can’t tell you how many times I read “Count Dracula” as “Count Chocula”, and wondered “Whoa, how deep is the lore on this confectionary nosferatu?”

Grass,

This made me choke on my own saliva as I failed to chuckle correctly

JackGreenEarth, in Just a normal hobby

Wasn’t five stones a game though? Like where you catch them on the back of your hand or something?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

What if we stumbled onto the grave of the world champion five stone player?

FlyingSquid, in Just a normal hobby
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not trying to judge her, but it’s sort of like when you go over to someone’s house and you find out they have a walk-in closet specifically for their shoes.

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or worse, when they have a walk-in closet for their sheep ankle bones.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You just know this girl had a sheep ankle bone closet in her mud hut.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

And they all have names

Franzia,

💅

lightnsfw, in Just a normal hobby

What about my pog collection!?

yellowdesk5407, in Just a normal hobby

That is a traditional Assyk game. She was probably a champion. ich.unesco.org/…/kazakh-traditional-assyk-games-0…

rosymind,

I noticed only boys play the game now. Either way, I’d like to imagine that she was buried with them so that she could continue to play in their afterlife. Humans can be so cute… sometimes

yellowdesk5407,

I think it is just competitive for boys. We used to play in school with girls and boys. Girls usually were better at it)

rosymind,

Neat :)

Techmaster, in Just a normal hobby

I get 180 sheep ankle bones, he cannot afford. Great success!

DeterminedBauhinia, in inflight nap - Tommy Siegel

…and one is compelled to imagine the strength of those thighs

GraniteM, in Just a normal hobby

Is anyone else here getting a little emotional about the idea of grieving relatives burying a teenage girl with her special collection? Whatever her reason, she really cared about all those ankle bones, and her family wanted to make sure that she could keep them. Maybe even they didn’t understand why they were important to her, but she was important to them, so they buried their daughter with her sheep ankle bones.

NounsAndWords, in Oh boy I sure do hate this

Isn’t that where the “riding a broomstick” thing came from in the first place?

Seigest,
@Seigest@lemmy.ca avatar

I rember hearing this on the myths and legends podcast. They also lubed it with ground up herbs to get high.

plistig, in Oh boy I sure do hate this
@plistig@feddit.de avatar

You need German quality “brooms”: wood-fun.de/en

jmcs,

Aren’t porous materials like wood a bad idea for that use case?

hstde, (edited )

Not if you seal it with varnish

plistig, (edited )
@plistig@feddit.de avatar

Their FAQ says:

Because we grind the dildos 3 times in a very complex process. So the wooden dildo is already silky smooth. In addition, our products are coated with a varnish. This means that the wood does not absorb any moisture, the varnish seals the wood completely and makes it impossible for splinters to come off.

(But I wouldn’t trust wood for that use case in any capacity.)

Zehzin,
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Sounds painful

Risk,

PAIGE… yes?

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