newthrowaway20,

Can we just pause and think on that? A dating app named X doesn’t exactly ring with success.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

I can hear clams snapping themselves shut across the planet.

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

blind date app since everyone will be wearing white hoods

jray4559,
@jray4559@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Elon Musk running a dating app sounds like the biggest dumpster fire in human history.

You know what, actually, go Elon! I wanna see the trainwreck play out.

capital,

Imagine what’s going through those poor software engineer’s minds when this fuck stick opens his mouth.

Marin_Rider,
BlushedPotatoPlayers,

Wait, in the last thread it was a bank

IphtashuFitz,

He probably wants it to become “the internet”. He likely thinks he can do search better than Google, shopping better than Amazon, social better than Facebook, etc.

MargotRobbie,

Elon Musk’s entire career since his PayPal days has been throwing one horrifyingly bad idea after another to his employees for them to figure out a way to bring into reality, then take credit for all of his employees’ work once they somehow realize these idea in order to shamelessly market himself as a tech genius, a “real life Tony Stark”, to make his employees realize even more bad ideas. Until his management of Twitter exposed him.

Can’t wait to see what kind of trainwreck a dating app designed by a misogynistic thrice-divorced deadbeat manchild would look like.

DaCookeyMonsta,

Now I want to watch glass onion again.

MargotRobbie,

(Watch my movies too, please😊)

Empricorn,

You’re not the real Margot Robbie, she doesn’t use Linux.

MargotRobbie,

Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie can use any operating system at home as she please!

figaro,

I mean the bar is pretty low right now. Tinder/matchgroup basically owns the market. I used the Facebook dating app for a bit and honestly, it ended up being more worthwhile than tinder.

MargotRobbie,

I think Facebook dating works better because you get a much more complete, natural profile of a person over a long period of time compared to Tinder and friends. Twitter… is not that.

sunbeam60,

I loathe the guy but I really think you’re doing him a disservice. It is HARD to scale businesses while maintaining an environment of iteration and preventing things getting moribund. And while I’d never work for him on work-life balance grounds, you can at least not fault him for living the kind of environment he wanted to create, with absolute dedication to the task.

And honestly, how many CEOs do you know who can walk the grounds of his business and tell you exactly what each component does and why? While it may not be his idea, that’s still a lot of knowledge to hold in your head.

SkyeStarfall,

Elon failed at scaling businesses. He lucked out at the start, and people think he’s a genius due to survivorship bias, but tesla is going down the drain, even if it had an extremely good position in the market. SpaceX is doing alright I suppose, but didn’t achieve many of the ambitious goals Elon said would happen, like the mars stuff, if not cancelled, then very delayed. The boring Company is a failure. Twitter is a failure. Solar roofs were a failure. Neuralink is a failure.

Employees talk about how they constantly have to tip-toe around him, and basically psychologically manipulate him to do the right thing. I think SpaceX just has really good managers that manage not the employees, but Elon himself. Whenever he gets full reign in a company, it falls apart.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Exactly so. The successful companies he’s involved in are largely successful despite him, not because of him

xts,

And honestly, how many CEOs do you know who can walk the grounds of his business and tell you exactly what each component does and why? While it may not be his idea, that’s still a lot of knowledge to hold in your head.

Not Elon, that’s for goddamn sure. The dude randomly unplugged and moved entire racks of servers which caused massive downtime and glitchiness on Twitter.

It’s also extremely obvious he has done 0 actual tech work since the 90’s based off of the way he talks about coding. Also allegedly he had no idea how to run a Python script lmao

Gerula,

Wait, isn’t X that app that evolved thorough multiple stages never reachig any just drowning in it’s own puss? Free speech platform -> all round financial app -> dating app -> future bullshit this conman can spew?

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Basically the same as Facebook.

Women @ uni -> social media -> chat -> video chat -> videos -> marketplace -> dating -> vr

Only thing being that FB has never touched financial stuff, afaik.

Not saying fb is good, just that this idea is hardly new or unique. What Elon wants has been done before by others.

Gerula,

Truth be told he hasn’t got an original ideea since … Ok I don’t think he has got past that point yet.

Icm confident that until next year he will do it /s

VantaBrandon,

So its a bank with video calling where you can also get laid and read right wing misinformation, that is a lot of checked boxes

kelargo,

‘X’ the little check boxes

sunbeam60, (edited )

No. It’s a platform, which can load custom HTML-ish apps, like WeChat (very successful in being a platform) or Telegram (not very successful yet at being a platform).

All Spacebaby is saying is “I have an audience, let’s address it with everything and charge an access fee for companies accessing it”. I very much doubt he sees Twitter creating all these things, just providing a platform that allows others to do so while seeking rent.

He’s imagining the sort of closed off internet like what you see in China. I’m sure the ultimate purpose is that he can censor anyone calling him a Spacebaby. What a Spacebaby!

tias,

Like Amazon but for social media

skyfaller,

People would have to be nuts to build anything on his platform after he killed all third party Twitter clients and ruined the Twitter API. That’s not how you build trust.

sunbeam60,

💯

Auzy,

Great, would really love to get a preventable STD from a right wing anti-vaxxer

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Its only been a year?

NerdyPopRocks,

Elon’s solution to the cyber harassment problem - let’s just make it part of product? What a moron

Donkeytown,
@Donkeytown@lemmy.world avatar

𝕏 🔜 Tinder for boomers

Zerush,
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doublejay1999,
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

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