ryan,

You're telling me I can meet a potential partner, have video calls with them, get scammed out of money, and tweet about how sad I am, all from the same platform? Sign me up.

DarkGamer,
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

Don't forget about all the right-wing fascist propaganda

tsonfeir,

At least that helps us eliminate the brainwashed. I like to bring up the hard stuff on the first date: religion, politics, abortion, gun control. Their sexual organs aren’t worth the feeling I’ll have when I find out they’re trash in the brain.

Tosti,
@Tosti@feddit.nl avatar

No no, you can pay xitter to be able to do all that.

mateomaui,

Nope, somehow all of that potential abuse is still free.

asexualchangeling,

For how much longer?

mateomaui,

next week maybe

asexualchangeling,

Next week? I better go to the store then, I’m out of popcorn!

mateomaui,

I mean, it could be. Have the popcorn ready just in case!

helenslunch,

Pretty sure the calling is a paid feature

paddirn,

And it’s all run by the guy who can’t even handle running twitter when it’s just a social media website. But sure, yeah, if they throw more functions on top of 280 text character posts, with a fraction of the people that ran twitter, I’m sure it’ll be even easier to manage.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

You mean Facebook? Because Facebook already does all of those things.

helenslunch,

Yeah it’s called Facebook

HairHeel,
@HairHeel@programming.dev avatar

Didn’t Facebook try that for a while too?

HikingVet,

Yeah, they pretty much cloned tinder. It wasn’t great.

mateomaui,

Having to swipe left on family members would make it a little different and weird.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Meanwhile, Tinder wants to link to your FB account. 🤷

HappyMeatbag,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

“Hey, baby, Elon Musk says we should fuck.”

mateomaui,

Griftr

someguy3,

Wasn’t there a conservative dating app which no women wanted to be on?

TomatoPotato69,

Most conservatives I’ve met, in Alberta, Canada, have giant ball-sacks hanging off their trucks… Somehow I don’t think they are looking for women in the first place… Or they are lying to themselves.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Its amusing how they mistake biological truths (“the way the Lord made me”) for sins. The reality is is doesn’t matter if you’re straight or gay, you’re going to feel interesting things upon receipt of stimulation if you are of the male disposition…How many married men caught with their pants down and in full—err, receipt… ;)

HopeOfTheGunblade,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

PSA: if your truck didn't come with balls, and you add balls to it, you've done gender affirming treatment.

averagedrunk,

I’m getting some rainbow truck nuts and a car bra for my truck. I like to keep folks guessing.

Artyom,

Men outnumber women on every dating app. It’s really bad on religious and politically focused apps, but it’s also bad everywhere else. A typical guy will go through thousands of swipes per real match.

SamXavia,
@SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

God no, they want to breed

mateomaui,

“X” as a dating app sounds like converting from a pornhub to an escort service.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

if he somehow turned it into a legitimized escort service, that would be actually useful to society, other than that he would be the one running it so it would be corrupt af and detrimental to society.

Jaysyn,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

Did it also want to be a clown car?

If so, good job!

jsdz,

It’s a bank! It’s a dating app! It’s a video hosting service, a town square, a shopping mall, a floor wax AND a dessert topping! Why go anywhere else? Just stare at the middle of the big shiny X until it makes sense!

pete,

Lol, he wants it to be wechat but forgets that everyone uses it because its a government sanctioned monopoly.

No one wants a dating/chat/payment/microbloging/uber app.

Link your ride data to your dating profile? What could go wrong you fucking donkey.

Scrof,

Well it’s no secret exactly that he’s kinda infatuated with China’s methods.

IphtashuFitz,

Don’t worry. Musk will single-handedly promise better data security than even the NSA or CIA has.

Of course as soon as the first dump of X user data hits the dark web his sole response will be:

💩

NaibofTabr,

Right… data security

No one should trust this man with any of their personal information, ever.

IphtashuFitz,

“Do not taunt happy fun ball.”

8BitRoadTrip,

Is he throwing darts at a concept map??

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

it's every app in existence!! That means it will be worth every other app x 10!!

pete,

No, he always wanted it to be wechat but misses the fact that its basically required for Chinese citizens to use.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

No, he’s just copying Facebook.

3TH4Li4,
@3TH4Li4@feddit.ch avatar

Porn site when? They got the name down for it already. Just get on with it man.

Chozo,

There's already plenty of porn on it.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar
TheEntity,

We get it Elon, your X has left you.

peanuts4life,
@peanuts4life@beehaw.org avatar

I already have an everything app where I can date, do banking, and even use Twitter. It’s called Firefox.

selokichtli, (edited )

Awesome. If people don’t give a fuck about their privacy, can I buy a subscription to just watch?

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