Valve To Steam Deck Owners: Stop Huffing Its Vent Fumes

fuckstick, 6 months ago

I just Huff my Stream Deck recreationally or socially, I’m not addicted to it I can stop anytime I want

NegativeLookBehind, 6 months ago

Listen here fuckstick, you’re a junkie and your deck sucking is tearing this family apart

offendicula, 6 months ago

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

habanhero, 6 months ago

How do you guys cook your fumes?

I crank up all the performance settings and keep Ling’s website on 24x7. Nothing makes a more decadent fume than running state-of-the-art portable gaming hardware on shitty web code. Can’t beat the high off of Steam Deck engineers’ imaginary tears.

c0mbatbag3l, 6 months ago

I’m imagining this in the ProZD hydro homies voice about before and after you discover an online community for a hobby.

smeg, 6 months ago

Don’t besmirch the good name of Ling’s Cars like that, it’s like a lighthouse in a sea of corporate blandness!

ShittyBeatlesFCPres, 6 months ago

I guess I’ll have to add this to my upcoming Steam Deck Owner Simulator game.

Feathercrown, 6 months ago

Release it on steam deck but just make it a blank screen since they’re already experiencing owning a steam deck

tacosanonymous, 6 months ago

I had no idea that people other than me were doing this.

MamboGator, 6 months ago

My Steam Deck doesn’t have the smell anymore, but when it did I knew it was unhealthy to smell it, yet I did anyways. It didn’t even smell good. It was just impossible to resist.

potoo22, 6 months ago

Headline 3 years from now: “Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer” (Only when done habitually)

Ads: “Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation.”

Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn’t stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It’s safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!

sexy_peach, 6 months ago

That’s hilarious

Baku, 6 months ago

It made me laugh when I saw it pop up in my news feed

Donjuanme, 6 months ago

You’re not the boss of me steam. Just keep the supply moving, I need my good good

FilthyHands, 6 months ago

you can’t make me, gaben

AllNewTypeFace, 6 months ago

Steam Deck

Steam Deck with OLED screen

Steam Deck with aromatherapy cartridge slot

vexikron, 6 months ago

Finally, FINALLY we can have… not the smellovision nickelodeon promised us… but something SUPERIOR!

Aromatic Gaming!

swift cut to gamer playing HL2 on his Steam Arom-OLED Deck, actually wretching and vomiting when Gordon gets to Ravenholm

Hrm… I wonder what GMANs time stasis pocket dimension… smells like.

Hrm.

Ozone, maybe?