GraniteM,

DM: The enemy champion approaches. He is eight feet tall, fully armored, and a seasoned warrior.

David: I select my sling.

DM: Okay, so that does 1d4 bludgeoning damage–

David: Hang on, let me tell you about all my buffs and saved up Holy Favor points…

DM: -___-

HeyJ,

Fury of the Small

ech,

A real sling shoots those pebbles like a bullet. If they hit (a non armored spot), it’d surely do more damage than an arrow.

GraniteM,

There’s a badass scene in the book This Immortal where a guy kills another guy with a sling.

qyron, (edited )

Slingers were a separate set of ranged troops for the roman armies.

I can’t recall precisely where I read it but what made slingers so deadly was their capacity to aim with precision on very small targets, unlike archers that would generally send arrow volleys in almost a suppression fire mode. A slinger could aim for the head, arms, eyes or joints for cripling or even deadly hits.

Slingers often used lead to create “bullets” by just smelting it over a camp fire, making holes on a patch of sand with the tip of a finger, and pouring the molten metal in. A volley of these small, extremely dense but compact and deadly projectiles would wreck havoc on enemy lines or could be used to target commanders to break the chain of command and demoralize troops.

Anticorp,

How in the world was a sling more accurate than a bow? You can hit a bullseye with a barebow from 50 yards away. A sling is whirled around your head and then released. I don’t understand how that can be accurate at all, since I’ve never used a sling, but it seems impossible that it would be more accurate than a bow.

reeen,

A basic sling should be very consistent and simple. Early bows have a lot of advantages but the mechanical complexity makes them less consistent. 50cm of rope is 50cm of rope, it’s gonna throw the same every time as long as you’re practiced. Bows are made of natural wood and fibre with all kinds of tensions and inconsistencies, as well as requiring more work to repeat the same action precisely

mindbleach,

You still get two-handed control over the plane the arrow takes (before drift) and it’s easy to dial in angle and draw length. A sling bullet leaves tangent to a circle spinning at considerable speed and distance. The fact anyone can hit anything with a sling is a testament to the human brain’s that-looks-about-right capability to treat tools as extended limbs.

qyron,

The same for the bow, when considering we only figured the archer’s paradox already in the XX century and demonstrated it when high speed cameras were develope.

A sling shoots forward in a straight line and it only depends on the thrower to give it centripetal force.

Slings are still used today as weapons and effectively. And hunting with one, particularly birds, is an extremely complex exercise.

reeen,

That last sentence pretty much gets it perfectly

I think slings are treated similarly to throwing by the brain, which humans do very well

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

There’s a similar story in the bible!

GraniteM,

NO WAY!!

Anticorp,

There’s a badass scene in the Bible where David kills a giant with a sling.

skyspydude1,

Not to be confused with the book, My Immortal

shalafi,

In the hands of a skilled slinger, they are no joke at all.

Anticorp,

He is actually 9 feet 9 inches tall.

ShaggySnacks,

Such a weird coincidence, I am listening to the Apocalypse Players, A Christmas Inheritance and they referenced 2 Kings 2 23-24. Not even in an off hand manner, it’s key plot point in the story.

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

I lost it at “ELISHA YES!”

On a related note, I once read a nice DnD-esque summary of why Jesus was a Lich - that would fit right into this collection. (not my own pic or theory, just something I stole from imgur … still sorry for the missing pixels)

Remmock,

Of course. The Holy Grail was a phylactery all along.

The Romans played right into his hands by crucifying him, the fools.

nxdefiant,

No.

“Drink of my blood” “Eat of my body”

This guy made 12 living phylacteries.

shalafi,

Horcruxes if you will.

KazuyaDarklight,
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

What is this, a meme for ants?!

LOL, after I commented it reloaded with higher resolution.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Startrek.Website has been a bit sluggish the past day or so. Not super surprised the bigger images are taking a hot second to filter through. Sorry!

Ashyr,

Cute. I’m genuinely unfamiliar with the story of Solomon and the demon. I’d be interested to hear the story behind that.

Undearius,
@Undearius@lemmy.ca avatar
Votes,

Soloman is friends with some guy who had half his pay stolen by a demon and it keeps sucking his thumb. So Soloman is given a ring with a pentagram on it by Michael that can command demons. He commands thumb sucking demon to get Beelzebub and Solomon enslaves him. Now Solomon controls all demons and uses them to build a temple.

Got that from the wiki page for Testament of Solomon, there’s more to it if you’re interested.

peopleproblems,

So he’s a warlock, that found the fine print in the contract that fucks over the demon?

Nice

Anticorp,

Just to be clear, that’s not in the Bible.

Sotuanduso,

It’s not canon, if that helps.

June,

Ah, that’s why I didn’t recognize it. Apocrypha?

Sotuanduso,

I do believe that is the term, yes. I think it was written in the Middle Ages.

Phen,

Also recommend the book series Bartimaeus, which makes reference to this story. (it’s a Harry potter style series about demons and demon summoners).

Ashyr,

I’ll check that out, it sounds rad.

vapeloki,

Can’t read half of it :(

hasnt_seen_goonies,

Click the 3 dots and open in a browser.

tacosplease,

Keep trying. It loads eventually. It’s very funny.

Anticorp,
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