spacemanspiffy,

I think yes. At the very least, it is a fart bubble.

gregorum,

That’s when it has exited the hanger, but is still on the runway

Bizarroland,
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    gregorum,

    At the risk of breaking the metaphor: no it’s not, and there isn’t one, thank goodness.

    stolid_agnostic,

    Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.

    Bizarroland,
    @Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

    Maybe it should be called a fubble?

    Starglasses,

    Hmm. Lava comes from Magma. M is just after L.

    Using that logic, a Fart comes from Gagma, which some people truly can eject.

    OwlYaYeet,

    That’s fitting cause I’m gagging right now

    DosDude,

    Like a vulcano, it’s either dormant, active or erupting. So dormant is no gas, active is gas, erupting is letting the gas out, ie. farting

    Rolando,

    Contemplating this, they achieved enlightenment.

    Hobart_the_GoKart,

    Quality. Thank you for posting.

    Pissnpink,

    These are mysteries of life that need investigation.

    oillut,

    Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise

    thefartographer,

    As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.

    Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.

    4am,

    Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔

    lando55,

    Near the crack

    thefartographer,

    Bravo

    ivanafterall,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    You can't study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.

    Gigan,
    @Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

    No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”

    Dasnap,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    Butt magma vs. butt lava.

    Deepus,

    Only if its wet …

    magnetosphere,
    @magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

    At that stage, it’s still a farteus.

    Crackhappy,
    @Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s like asking if you’re wet when you’re underwater.

    CrazyLikeGollum,

    It’s in a superposition of fart and shart until released at which point the wave form collapses into either a gaseous or liquid state.

    originalucifer,
    @originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

    my gastrointestinal atmosphere is none of your business.

    hactar42,

    When used as a noun a fart refers to “an expulsion of intestinal gas^1^” or “An emission of wind from the anus; an instance of breaking wind^2^”. So, I would say no it is not because it is defined as leaving the body. While in the body it is flatus which is gas in or from the stomach or intestines.

    ^1^Merriam-Webster

    ^2^ OED

    JohnDClay,

    If you hold a fart in long enough, could it become a burp? Or does that only go one way, from potential burp to fart?

    null,

    Wait, are you implying that if you hold a burp long enough, it becomes a fart?

    JohnDClay,

    Yes, the gas has got to go somewhere…

    leaky_shower_thought,

    I’ve heard of a person that can’t burp. or rather has an extreme discomfort in burping due to some accident that hit the shoulder neck alignment.

    Said person also is an expert at how to not butt clap farts so yeah.

    pixeltree,

    Possible TMI warning, I’m into stuffing my butt with dildos and will occasionally do a deep clean with a large enema, around 6-8 liters. When I do that much it pushes the gas in my bowels back through to my stomach and it makes me burp. Gross but neat

    TonyHawksPoTater,
    @TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

    I think that a fart is specifically gas passing out of your intestines. Until it does that, it's just gas.

    AmidFuror,

    It's a fart from the moment of conception.

    Chainweasel,

    Unless it’s a burp

    rhythmisaprancer,
    @rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social avatar

    I've always said it's better to burp it and taste it than to fart it and waste it. YMMV

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