Is a fart a fart before you fart it?
Just wondering
Crackhappy, 
That’s like asking if you’re wet when you’re underwater.
magnetosphere, 
At that stage, it’s still a farteus.
Gigan, 
No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”
Dasnap, 
Butt magma vs. butt lava.
Deepus, Only if its wet …
oillut, Schrödinger’s fart until proven otherwise
thefartographer, As a professional Fartographer, I can confirm this is the correct answer. Sometimes you’re feeling confident that you’re hanging out with a fart, but then it comes out to you as poop.
Then you have to tell it, “look, I still appreciate you as something I created, but I can’t support your choice of being poop.” And then you tell it that it has until the weekend to get out of your pants.
4am, Where do you set up the seismometer? 🤔
lando55, Near the crack
thefartographer, Bravo
ivanafterall, 
You can't study it directly without bringing it out into the world and measuring it, but by doing so, it immediately collapses into a fart.
Hobart_the_GoKart, Quality. Thank you for posting.
Pissnpink, These are mysteries of life that need investigation.
Rolando, Contemplating this, they achieved enlightenment.
stolid_agnostic, Like a volcano, when it’s still inside you, it is magma.
Bizarroland, 
Maybe it should be called a fubble?
Starglasses, Hmm. Lava comes from Magma. M is just after L.
Using that logic, a Fart comes from Gagma, which some people truly can eject.
OwlYaYeet, That’s fitting cause I’m gagging right now
DosDude, Like a vulcano, it’s either dormant, active or erupting. So dormant is no gas, active is gas, erupting is letting the gas out, ie. farting
spacemanspiffy, I think yes. At the very least, it is a fart bubble.
gregorum, That’s when it has exited the hanger, but is still on the runway
Bizarroland, deleted_by_author
gregorum, At the risk of breaking the metaphor: no it’s not, and there isn’t one, thank goodness.
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