Is a fart a fart before you fart it?

Gigan, 7 months ago

No, then it’s just referred to as “gas” or “feeling bloated”

Dasnap, 7 months ago

Butt magma vs. butt lava.

Deepus, 7 months ago

Only if its wet …

hactar42, 7 months ago

When used as a noun a fart refers to “an expulsion of intestinal gas^1^” or “An emission of wind from the anus; an instance of breaking wind^2^”. So, I would say no it is not because it is defined as leaving the body. While in the body it is flatus which is gas in or from the stomach or intestines.

^1^Merriam-Webster

^2^ OED

Hobart_the_GoKart, 7 months ago

Quality. Thank you for posting.

Pissnpink, 7 months ago

These are mysteries of life that need investigation.

originalucifer, 7 months ago

my gastrointestinal atmosphere is none of your business.

CrazyLikeGollum, 7 months ago

It’s in a superposition of fart and shart until released at which point the wave form collapses into either a gaseous or liquid state.

Crackhappy, 7 months ago

That’s like asking if you’re wet when you’re underwater.

magnetosphere, 7 months ago

At that stage, it’s still a farteus.

Rolando, 7 months ago

Contemplating this, they achieved enlightenment.