Shardikprime,

Most drunkards won’t be even able to read the library rules, even less the address to it

HerrBeter,

That is why librarians need to concealed carry. One musket per person! Nothing says go away like a .58 minie ball

LillyPip,

That’s how you get eaten by t-Rex skeletons and spanked by monkeys.

WhiteRabbit_33,

Sounds like a good time to me.

afraid_of_zombies,

Just throwing it out there: most libraries do have one late night day a week, there are probably a million people on earth right at this moment that would love to play a tabletop game with you or take a zoom class, every single area has clubs/associations/charities that would love some new faces.

Don’t expect the universe to give you companionship. You need to do it yourself

Colorcodedresistor,

You reap what you sow. you sow nothing you reap nothing.

well said.

ilinamorato,

Post on a local Facebook page that you’ll DM a game of D&D for anyone who’s interested. Bam, instant friends.

I might consider learning how to do it first, but yeah. Players are always looking for DMs, and nerds are fun to be around.

Ooh, you could play at the libr-- ohhhh.

postmateDumbass,

My friend’s uncle was arrested for playing at the library. He was by himself in a corner of the compurer lab.

StopSpazzing,
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

Playing… With what?

postmateDumbass,

The Loch Ness Monster

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You shouldn’t talk and socialize inside a public library though.

Maybe a community center for activities would be better. Lemmy is basically a bunch of virtual community centers anyways.

Rivalarrival,

During the day, sure.

After dark, board games, LAN parties, Cards Against Humanity,

The library makes it appealing to me. Most of the time, I would rather just read in the corner, social-adjacent rather than socialization.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You should check out some board game/card game shops around where you live.

Also, Cards Against Humanity is funny if you play it with your friends once every couple of months, I wouldn’t want to play it regularly, it gets old really fast.

Fogle,

It gets old immediately. I hate playing any game whose only entertainment comes from shock value

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a lot of board/card games on the market like that, where once you’ve been through the deck once it’s kind of done.

Fogle,

Yeah I hate all of those games. I try to shut them down any time someone suggests them

Ser_Salty,

So many people don’t even care if the cards fit together, so playing “the biggest, blackest dick” will always win even if it doesn’t make sense.

kofe,

Public libraries hold community events all the time, though…? At least the ones near me have conference rooms and such that can be booked. One reason why drag time story hour has been under attack lately. One of the many avenues to further ostracize us

DrMango,

No no no. People don’t spend money at a public library. You haven’t thought of the profits!

PreviouslyAmused,

Has no one been thinking of the shareholders?!?

What’s going to happen to them if people just start hanging out in a free space? How do the shareholders make money off of that?

doingthestuff,

They could sell cocktails and cannabis edibles after 9pm.

Colorcodedresistor,

holy shit. how amazing would it be to go to a library get LIT af and do a bad movie night with the community.

commentary encouraged…

Historical_General,

I fucking wish!

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

That would be pretty dope

cosmicrookie,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Many libraries in Denmark do stay open to 9pm. They even have tables and invite people to hang out there. Although I må not sure if you’re allowed to drink or eat there they do want you to just hang out. They have boardgames that you can borrow or play there and they even have boardgames nights where you can play against other guests. Some libraries even have gaming computers and playstation 5 with sofas and all. It’s pretty cool! Some of them also let you borrow things like baking forms, instruments, and tools!

grysbok,
@grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’ve worked in a public library and we were fine with food as long the patrons cleaned up after themselves and it wasn’t something like a full pizza. We got salty when folks just left trash on the tables.

Iron_Lynx,

NL here. One of the libraries in my city has a café on the ground floor, as well as space for more noisy activity or higher traffic volume, like music practices or a polling station. While for calm you do need to go up the stairs, the function of the third place does exist in there.

Such a construction, as far as I can tell, is pretty uncommon among libraries in the country though, the cultural sector has been criminally underfunded and disrespected for quite a while. This was a happenstance thing where several local cultural organisations teamed up to make this happen.

kennismigrant,

NL here. Which city and which library are you talking about?

Iron_Lynx,

One in Zwolle, near the Sassenpoort

bufordt,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, the libraries in Minnesota typically stay open until 9pm too.

They also would have rooms where you would be welcome to have dnd type things.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Option 3: disregard laws, fuck in the streets

It’s a group activity that everyone can enjoy! Get to really know your mail carrier, and learn how to get that 60% discount at the pizza parlor, all in an exciting and lively atmosphere!

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

idk. Seems kinda uncomfortable on pavement. But maybe on that soft flooring they use on the kid playgrounds?

can, (edited )
White_Flight,

sounds like San Francisco

CassowaryTom,

As former and probably future homeless person this is a bad idea.

cRazi_man,

Or we could implement this AND provide decent accomodation for unsheltered people.

ShaggySnacks,

Providing houses for the homeless? This smells like socialism and this America! The only people who get socialism are the rich and corporations. Everyone else can get fucked. /s

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s how the big city library in my city used to work before covid hit.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

They should serve alcohol at libraries. That would be ideal.

echodot,

This seems like a great compromise.

But like brandy so it’s classy.

zalgotext,

And you can get fucked up way faster on brandy

spankinspinach,

Hear me out: speakeasy in the libraries, in a separate section (don’t want to ruin those books)

kautau,

But you have to know the special book to pull on a certain shelf to open the cool secret door

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Yes! But not a door. When you pull the book, the entire shelf/floor spins around to take you to the hidden speakeasy. Ideally with a jazz piano player named Sam who greets you by name.

ShaggySnacks,

Need to have cigars to amp the classiness even more.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Preferably a candle- or torch-lit affair... Can't have too many open flames.

ShaggySnacks,

More the merrier! Open flames for all!

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

They’d be full of children after school, loud, sticky, annoying children.

It’s still a good idea, but libraries should be a quiet calm place, and I came feckin stick them when they’ve got kids running around and stuff. Ugh.

Historical_General,

Are you British by the way?

jeena,
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

Would drinking be allowed?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

If I ran the library, it would be mandatory.

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