MonkderZweite,
moistclump,

“What are your expectations for salary for this position?” “What is the salary range for this position?”

curiousaur,

What are your salary expectations?

Track_Shovel, (edited )

I’m looking to expand my network, and build synergies with new colleagues. I want to maximize our KPIs

How am I doing with the canned bullshit rhetoric? Did I get the job?

Isoprenoid,

You’re getting good. Now you just need to sing this song in the interview.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You forgot empowering the department

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

Recruiter: Why is there a gap in your resume?

Me: Why has this position been hiring every month?

balderdash9,

You could put any caption with this image, it’s just too funny

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

"I want to branch out and gain new experiences to broaden my skillset." is the BS line I usually go with when I'm interviewing for a job outside my current specialty. Which has been every job I've interviewed for. Since my organization has rotation programs, it's a well-accepted reason. Especially when the actual reason was "I'm fleeing a hostile takeover of my last department." or "I gotta get the fuck out of Florida, it's 2017."

Waltzy,

I tend to go for ‘you approached me, and this sounds interesting’

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

when I’m interviewing for a job outside my current specialty.

Actually jealous of you even getting an interview like this. Where I am, experience of less than a year is considered inadequate and candidates are usually ghosted without even getting any interview.

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Remember kids, HR is not your friend.

dipshit,

Nor are they a resource!

cone_zombie,

Nor human

lightnsfw,

It’s you that is the resource.

psmgx,

“is this a new role or a backfill?”

“Yes”

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