AllonzeeLV, My cooking rules:
- Don’t
- eat ingredients out of their packages instead
Especially_the_lies, Mmmmm… raw chicken… 🤤
gravitas_deficiency, Delicious salmonella
UrPartnerInCrime, I think you mean chickenella. We weren’t talking about salmon, sir.
gravitas_deficiency, Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.
thefartographer, Chickenella: the story of Cinderella’s unfortunate sister
HikingVet, Not very popular at dinner parties though.
Potatos_are_not_friends, (pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, What if I've got a perfectly smoked butt that's just begging to be shredded?
Especially_the_lies, I’ll be right over!
newIdentity, What if it’s a turkey?
SomeBoyo, Don’t put your hands in your butt.
newIdentity, Oh. Yeah
veloxization, Oh… Um…
how to remove stuffing from own butt
victron, Push it (out). Push it real good.
NotSpez, Get one cup. And two girls.
SexualPolytope, Instructions unclear. Got a jar instead.
over_clox, You can stick the turkey in your butt, just as long as you don’t put your hands in there.
altima_neo, Fair. That’s how the majority of food borne illnesses occurs.
_CottonCandyUnicorn_, It is now!
paysrenttobirds, I think you better ask about the rest of his rules
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