Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

My favourite cold open from Brooklyn 99

thefartographer,

🎶 Now number 5 🎶

Diplomjodler,

Because!

IWantToFuckSpez,

Backstreet Boys -> I Want It That Way <- 3-year old

Backstreet Boys -> Am I Original? Am I the Only One? <- Philosophy Professor

Philosophy Professor -> Mama <- 3-year old

Kalkaline,
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The incomplete Venn diagrams always get me.

HonoraryMancunian,

…mama?

Rodeo,

The philosophy professor is Freud.

Candelestine,

Forgot every single practitioner of the scientific method.

Anamnesis,

Philosophers doing it right are practicing the scientific method. Just at a very high level of abstraction.

Of course, there’s also a lot of bullshit in philosophy.

Spoilt,

Don’t nod

Kruemel,

There are no three year old philosophy professor kids.

ProfessorGumby,
@ProfessorGumby@midwest.social avatar

Where are the Boomtown Rats in this diagram?

fritata_fritato,

It’s Monday, what do you expect?

TheGiantKorean,
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Godric,

Three year olds + Philosophers:

Using a lantern ouside during a bright sunny day

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Three year olds + philosophers:

Trying to understand the world

jaybone,

Or “enjoys bad jokes”

HenriVolney,

Olivia Newton John?

cypherpunks,
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altima_neo,
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I’ll do you one better

Bronski Beat

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